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Gappy

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Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« on: May 26, 2009, 03:21:25 PM »
Dunno if this has been posted before or not. The following are bits and pieces from the 'Lets Make Touhou Kids' Project.



Why?

Because its CUTE. The fact that their clothes don't match makes it even more so.

Before you go on, try and guess who their parents are.

Now for an introductory 4-koma. Scroll down for translations.



First panel:
Box: How do you address your parents?
Shourei: Ummm.... Mother Meiling, Mother Sakuya....
Second panel:
Youyu: Venerated/Honoured Mother and Mommy.
Third panel:
Iris: Mama, Papa.
Fourth Panel:
Reirisa: Mother. Father.
Box: There's no punchline!

Here's what you get when you combine Reimu, Marisa, Reimu's balls, and a LOT of persuasive talking. You get Reirisa (no, seriously, that's what the artist named her).



Meiling + Sakuya = Hong Shourei/Xiaoling (紅 咲鈴) The 咲 in his name is the same as the first kanji in Sakuya's, while the 鈴 is the second kanji of Meiling's name



I knew Sakuya torments Meirin out of love....err...sort of...

Psst, Reirisa has a crush on Shourei....

Anyhow, a Shourei 4-koma!



First panel:
Sakuya: Shourei, please take care of the laundry today, ok?
Shourei: WHAAAA!
Second panel:
Sakuya: No complaining.
SFX: Scrub scrub
Shourei: It's not like I hate doing the laundry or anything but...
Third panel:
From right to left
First box: Koakuma
Second box: Sakuya
Third box: Flandre
Fourth box: Patchy
Fifth box: Remilia
Fourth panel:
Shourei: At least do something about all your underwear...
Last box: Meiling.



In Gensokyo it appears XX + XX = XY. A magical 'Y' can appear out of nowhere, just like that. Here's what you get when Yuyuko's molesting goes a tad too far. Meet Konpaku Youyu.



Now, 3 guesses who mothered this one. The first two don't count. Her name is Fuuko.



And a 4-koma. Scroll down for a translation.



First panel:
Sanae: Fuuko, is it all right if I send you on an errand?
Fuuko: Ok
Second panel:
Sanae: The alcohol we need for our shrine's rituals seems to have been delivered elsewhere by mistake.
Fuuko: Uh oh, where is it now?
Third panel:
Sanae: The Hakurei Shrine...
Fourth Panel:
Fuuko: They're going to drink it all!
SFX: Dash
Sanae: Sorry about that. Please hurry, 'kay?

Ok, no, seriously, don't ask me how this happened. I'm baffled too, ok. Her name is Iris Margatroid. No, don't ask how or why. Either Reisen used her hypnosis or Alice pulled a few strings.



It seems certain phenotypes are inherited in a dominant fashion. Hmm. Anyhow, meet Shameimaru Shamoji.



More 4-komas and art here
« Last Edit: May 26, 2009, 03:24:45 PM by Mind-The-Gap »

AntKiller

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2009, 03:28:58 PM »
KILL IT


DO NOT WANT

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2009, 03:32:03 PM »
Looking back, I have no idea why I was expecting Capt. Jean Picard when I clicked on this thread.

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2009, 03:56:23 PM »
What..

Gappy

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2009, 04:01:37 PM »
KILL IT

DO NOT WANT

I don't care about OCs as long as it's entertaining so meh.

Looking back, I have no idea why I was expecting Capt. Jean Picard when I clicked on this thread.

That was the general idea.

Anyhow, I found more, though I don't think these are from the same project.



Something went wrong somewhere.....



Kirisame Arissa or Malice?



Hakurei Aimu, apparently the bastard child of Reimu and Alice.



Fujiwara no Hizuki. Possibly a product of the most impossible pairing possible. Kaguya x Mokou.



Kirisame Maya! Now with speeds up to mach 7!



And Youmu finall succeeds in her pursuit of her Oneesama! Here's proof - Konpaku Kikka-chan!

Demonlord Pichu

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 05:12:18 PM »
Huh...why did I get some kind of vibe for Star Trek when I saw this. I don't even watch/like Star Trek. in anycase, I'm sure some others will pick up on this sooner or later. Although there is the question as to why no one made a thread about this sorta thing last time if everyone was rabid about the whole yuri thing from the beginning.

Ahh whatever, I don't really have pics of Touhou offspring running around floating around on my HD so...you keep doin' what you're doin'. I'll just watch, like the Observer I am. Oh wait there IS something I can do here. Okay, since my internet is too shitty to load all the pics I'll just take a crack at the last one you posted.

-Sakuya and Youmu. fairly obvious due to attire and the Myon, in fact all of Youmu's offspring will be pretty much identifiable by just that one aspect. Ah why am I getting so into this, I don't even like this sorta thing...

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2009, 07:21:41 PM »
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DO NOT WANT
Agreed Do not want half-breed freaks.
Specifically those boy ones. At least I think those are boys.

Gappy

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2009, 07:46:48 PM »
*laughs good-naturedly at the negative reactions*

Haha, I was expecting people to go 'ZOMG, OCs! FAIL! BURN!'

I'm generally open-minded in being a fan. As long as it's entertaining and not grossly offensive I don't really care.

I'll post more later.

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 07:50:13 PM »
Advocate of Transhumanism

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2009, 08:16:39 PM »
Haha, I was expecting people to go 'ZOMG, OCs! FAIL! BURN!'




BUUUUURRRNNNN HEEEERRR!!!
rofl bye

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2009, 10:58:02 PM »
Yukari (or Sanae or someone else from Outside) should totally try to convince Marisa how to temporarily transform someone into a newt.

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2009, 10:58:27 PM »
None of you have any taste. At all.

Thumb'd for huge



The Ultimate Sadistic Creature.



I am surprisingly fond of Kanako and Youmu's child.



No, really. Kanako x Youmu is awesome.



Those hips.
(Nobody cares about the child when they see this picture, all they see is Wriggle's hips)



Judge and Executioner rolled into one. <3

For the record, more pictures are available on Danbooru. However, true badasses use the Let's Make Touhou Kids! tag on Pixiv.

DarkHedge

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2009, 10:59:28 PM »
KILL IT
DO NOT WANT



WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN - STOP THAT STOP THAT.
Srsly it's AWFUL!

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2009, 11:00:47 PM »
Okay, then, I promise you guys I won't commission anyone to draw a particular OC who's going to show up in my "Fate of 60 Years" storyline.

Keruri

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2009, 11:03:24 PM »
eye think they are cute

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2009, 11:06:52 PM »
I actually thought that comic was ok. It wasn't anything great but having Sanae/Kanko's and Reimu/Marisa's child crushing on Sakuya/Meilings was kind of cute.

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2009, 11:19:23 PM »
who's genius of an idea was it to make these.

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2009, 12:20:50 AM »
Right I knew I couldn't be the only one who liked these.

...
Those hips.
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WRATHIE_Beatrice

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2009, 12:25:41 AM »
i personally think it's cute thou.. not much of an issue..

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2009, 04:03:40 AM »
Same here, kinda. I mean, I'm not particularly interested, but my cute-sense is tingling and I'm not one of the "omg hideous" people.

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2009, 06:26:46 AM »


BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2009, 06:28:41 AM »
BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?
With very strange magic. (I decided not to use the forbidden template)

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2009, 08:02:09 AM »
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(I decided not to use the forbidden template)

Mannosuke x Unzan child? :D

Tengukami

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2009, 08:35:10 AM »
I'm having difficulty feeling outraged by this. Looks fine to me. Might get people interested in the original characters and then the games themselves. Who's harmed?

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2009, 12:22:57 PM »
Who's harmed?

All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach
rofl bye

Quintafeira12

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2009, 12:54:40 PM »
KILL IT


DO NOT WANT

My reaction to some of those children!

Geez, If I ever have any, I REFUSE to dress them in a mixture of eybleeding match of what me and my wife dress every single day



Wait... that sanae one looks... good?
IMPROBABLE!!!!
« Last Edit: May 27, 2009, 01:04:39 PM by Quintafeira12 »

Tengukami

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 12:57:07 PM »
All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach

Here, maybe this will cheer you up (NSFW-ish).

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

AntKiller

Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 01:18:22 PM »
BTW, how do you start with something with two X chromosomes and something else also with two X chromosomes and end up getting something with a XY chromosome?

Seeing someone else with genetic knowledge makes tear drops of joy comes out of my eyes

With very strange magic. (I decided not to use the forbidden template)

I thought you guys didn't like futa?

Here, maybe this will cheer you up (NSFW-ish).

We are not pedophiles, y'know...

eye think they are cute



All that is good and beautiful. Also, my stomach


Tengukami

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2009, 01:29:18 PM »
We are not pedophiles, y'know...

How on earth do you get "pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged?

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: Gensokyo - The Next Generation
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2009, 01:54:45 PM »
How on earth do you get "pedophile" from an image of Rumia bound and gagged?

I'd tell you but then I'd get the bans....
rofl bye