How would you react to men in Touhou

[VIVItheFujoshi]

This new talk has inspired me to further my creation of the shota dragon. To work with me!

Also, please don't assume the shota dragon is the dragon god, because I wouldn't make a shota a god. Then we'd have raining pancakes every day, and he'd probably get the followers of his to run around naked every morning. I mean, I wouldn't complain if Nue or Mokou was one of his followers, but...

don?t worry about that, in some cultures gods are seen like childs...specially the iluminated ones.

[Blackraptor]

In the practical sense, we need a guy to at least impregnate Reimu otherwise the Hakurei clan will be extinct...which I guess would be bad for the border or at least the residents of Gensokyo.


Unless of course ZUN makes her immortal for some strange reason...

[atoms2ashes]

With more men (or boys), it would mean, as said, more yaoi.

More yaoi means more fangirls.

One day, the fangirls will overpower the fanboys.

Touhou would be ruined, and ZUN would be sent homeless.

So for now, let us settle for futaWriggle and Rinnosuke porn.

[VIVItheFujoshi]

With more men (or boys), it would mean, as said, more yaoi.

More yaoi means more fangirls.

One day, the fangirls will overpower the fanboys.

Touhou would be ruined, and ZUN would be sent homeless.

So for now, let us settle for futaWriggle and Rinnosuke porn.

wow.i never see that kind of stuff (futaWriggle and Kourin porn...) i want.
don?t worry, because if that happens (males in Touhou games) only the girls who knows things about Touhou, videogames, anime or manga MAYBE can turn fans of them. and a little group, maybe,only maybe would be yaoi fans with artistic things and draw a doujin or two...and...



from the last Touhou poll.we are really few actually,and a male in a game no will be "a revolution" for turn backwards this numbers XDXD

[Shizzo]

Boys in touhou would be pretty~


I wonder if a guy's danmaku would differ from girl's...

Well, whoever man becomes a touhou, I can imagine him as a bit, um, either REALLY manly or really "affected", let's say..

I mean... I'm a girl, but if I would look with a guy's point of view; living in a place where there are cute and beaitiful girls/women literally flying on your face, those personalities are what comes in mind to me.

Buut, as a girl I am, so a fangirl am I~ ♪  So I'd love to have in Gensokyo a flamboyant dude shooting lazers and stuff! <3

(I kindda had a dream about a new touhou game, where the phantasm boss was a boy , but it is a bit blurred in my mind, plus, it's not thaaat worth telling~)

[Blackraptor]

I wonder if a guy's danmaku would differ from girl's...

A guy's danmaku would be based from horizontal shooters like Gradius. Vic Viper-grade projectiles...LIKE A MAN!

[Bias Bus]

futaWriggle

[atoms2ashes]

Wriggle has no boobs or curves in the first place, so futaWriggle would just be Wriggle's shota genderbend...plus some muscles here and there.

Besides, I never saw Wriggle as a girl anyway. I tried, but it was just impossible for me to digest.

[Hello Purvis]

In the practical sense, we need a guy to at least impregnate Reimu otherwise the Hakurei clan will be extinct...which I guess would be bad for the border or at least the residents of Gensokyo.


Unless of course ZUN makes her immortal for some strange reason...

Note that it's highly possible for Reimu to end up a youkai or a deity, depending on what happens.

Wriggle has no boobs or curves in the first place, so futaWriggle would just be Wriggle's shota genderbend...plus some muscles here and there.

Besides, I never saw Wriggle as a girl anyway. I tried, but it was just impossible for me to digest.

Exhibit A (NSWF warning, due to them danboorus)

[Iryan]

Exhibit A (NSWF warning, due to them danboorus)

You know, when drawn correctly (i.e. not overly bishonen), brohous can be pretty cool. I especially like that Yuyuko.

Also: Dat evil spirit.   :]

[Hello Purvis]

Those are the best brohous, for reals. I hope that guy gets to the UFO cast soon.

[atoms2ashes]

Why so manly, mikos? O___O

It's surprising that Reimu was manlier than Marisa O___O

[Shizzo]

Oh yea, a thing I'd like to add

There ARE men in Gensokyo, they just don't danmaku


Reimu could be pregnant, she could start a relationship anytime with any of the guys in Gensokyo, and it is highly possible she has..

I mean, you can even say that Rinnosuke's a half-youkai, but there's that human village drawing from PMiSS, for example; it clearly shows men talking

[Hello Purvis]

Also Lord Temna.

[Iryan]

And Marisa's dad.


You know, I think this topic is going in circles, and not for the first time. The content of almost every post is the content of another a few pages back...

[Hello Purvis]

Pretty much.

But people need to remember the only known black man in Gensokyo. =[

[Bias Bus]

Wriggle has no boobs or curves in the first place, so futaWriggle would just be Wriggle's shota genderbend...plus some muscles here and there.

Neither do the other touhous in official art :V

Seriously...you're not looking hard enough.

I'll never understand why (or how) a simple pair of pants can fuck up a character so much. I like girls in pants, lets me get a load of DAT ASS, but god dammit shit yo...

Besides, I never saw Wriggle as a girl anyway. I tried, but it was just impossible for me to digest.

That's not healthy bro. You should see your gastroenterologist about that sorta thing.

But people need to remember the only known black man in Gensokyo. =[

That they do. If I can remember'em so can everybody else, god mutha fucking dammit.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Wriggle has no boobs or curves in the first place, so futaWriggle would just be Wriggle's shota genderbend...plus some muscles here and there.

Not necessarily. She could have both sets of genitals.

[DeathShot Catharsis]

I find it strange and rather cool that some of the ideas for this thread about the men in genso--they don't so Danmaku; instead they use physical attacks--was also what I came up with for my OC's; Almost none of them use Danmaku, preferring to beat on enemies with their fists/slash them to pieces with a Big Fucking Sword/ Tear them to pieces with a chainsaw/Bash their heads into a bloody pulp/Stab them to death with a Rapier/Shoot the hell out of them with an Einsteinien Relativistic Cannon capable of obliterating entire galaxies in one shot.....

 Rather interesting coincidence.

[atoms2ashes]

Not necessarily. She could have both sets of genitals.

Why did I NOT think of that O___O

I'll never understand why (or how) a simple pair of pants can fuck up a character so much. I like girls in pants, lets me get a load of DAT ASS, but god dammit shit yo...

Mokou has pants, but she has long hair and ribbons. Wriggle has pants, but Wriggle has short hair and no girly accessories. So...

I find it strange and rather cool that some of the ideas for this thread about the men in genso--they don't so Danmaku; instead they use physical attacks--was also what I came up with for my OC's; Almost none of them use Danmaku, preferring to beat on enemies with their fists/slash them to pieces with a Big Fucking Sword/ Tear them to pieces with a chainsaw/Bash their heads into a bloody pulp/Stab them to death with a Rapier/Shoot the hell out of them with an Einsteinien Relativistic Cannon capable of obliterating entire galaxies in one shot.....

 Rather interesting coincidence.

Meiling is an expert in some sort of martial art...then why does she have spellcards? Why not just beat up the Miko? She doesn't need to necessarily kill her.

[DeathShot Catharsis]

Meiling is an expert in some sort of martial art...then why does she have spellcards? Why not just beat up the Miko? She doesn't need to necessarily kill her.

Reimu is still a normal human. A punch from someone as strong as Meiling would probably cause her entire body to explode.

And Meiling probably has spellcards to let her perform extremely poweful and advanced Martial Arts.

[KrackoCloud]

Meiling is an expert in some sort of martial art...then why does she have spellcards? Why not just beat up the Miko? She doesn't need to necessarily kill her.

Wasn't the danmaku system created in Gensokyo to avert fighting?
So even if we did have physically strong male characters or something, they'd be forced to play along.

[Bias Bus]

Wriggle has pants, but Wriggle has short hair and no girly accessories. So...

People must not know what most Tomboys look like then...seriously.

[DeathShot Catharsis]

Wasn't the danmaku system created in Gensokyo to avert fighting?
So even if we did have physically strong male characters or something, they'd be forced to play along.

They could just beat their opponent up before they could set up a danmaku fight.

This happens a lot my fanfic; In one notable moment, Reisen challenged an OC, Jack, to a danmaku fight.

Jack responded by running up to her and ripping her heart out of her body with his bare hands, MadWorld Style.  (NSFW)

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

People must not know what most Tomboys look like then...seriously.

Well, most of the rest of the cast has "girly" turned up to eleven ...

[OkashiiKisei]

They could just beat their opponent up before they could set up a danmaku fight.

This happens a lot my fanfic; In one notable moment, Reisen challenged an OC, Jack, to a danmaku fight.

Jack responded by running up to her and ripping her heart out of her body with his bare hands, MadWorld Style.  (NSFW)

But that would break the danmaku rules, resulting in the entirety of Gensokyo ganging up on the fool who broke the rules and kickling the shit out of him with their REAL powers instead of danmaku. It is a VERY stupid thing to break the spellcard rules and/or to kill someone in Gensokyo. You might be strong enough to tear hearts out of people's chest, but that doesn't save you when Yukari makes your head explode as punishment.

[Hello Purvis]

You might be strong enough to tear hearts out of people's chest, but that doesn't save you when Yukari makes your head explode as punishment.

Related image.

But yeah, if nothing else, it'd get Reimu on your ass. And she was kicking around deities and shit before spellcards. Not to mention it's pretty canonical that most of the big ballers also like spellcards, so they'd want to help.

[game2011]

Meiling is an expert in some sort of martial art...then why does she have spellcards? Why not just beat up the Miko? She doesn't need to necessarily kill her.

Because we're going to end up with something like this:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/541556
Obvious NSFW warning due to the ads of Danbooru, and the picture itself is also very violent and bloody.

[Bias Bus]

Well, most of the rest of the cast has "girly" turned up to eleven ...

Again.

People must not know what most Tomboys look like.

Also

Spellcard bullshit

I'll have to agree with everyone else on this one. If you want to fight you have to play by the rules, bro. If that means going by spellcard rules, then you gotta do as the romans do. Speaking as a rather rebellious individual myself, I'd have to say this is one of those cases where going against the majority ISN'T the most genius move you can make, especially since most of the Touhous know how to pull some OHKO asshaterry out the wazoo when they aren't nerfed with SC rules.

[Hello Purvis]

Especially since spellcards are actually designed to give you a chance. Which is why Cirno and Mystia were able to lay the smack down on Shikieiki.