Author Topic: Bad Apple!! on CNN  (Read 54563 times)

Kinzo the Astro Curious

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #120 on: January 31, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
NEXT 10 YEARS:
Touhou Dubbed Anime
Oh no! Insert cheesy plot here with even more horrible drawings and propaganda!
4KIDS ENTERTAINMENT DUBBED
CENSORING OLD HAG TRIO
Calling sake "Soda"
Cutting out Suika's drunkness
Censoring Reimu's armpits
Making Marisa not steal
Cutting out youkai jesus
Replacing Japenese names with "Victoria" "Vince" "Billy" "etc"
Cutting out the nose bleeds
Removing hourai
Owning every Touhou site

And fail.

Marisa no swiping! Marisa no swiping! Marisa no swiping!

Awwww man! (ze)

Letty Whiterock

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #121 on: January 31, 2010, 11:25:19 PM »
I can't believe that there are people out there who even consider worrying about 4Kids dubbing anything these days.



Now what? Will the world as we know it end? Will the legion of Touhou fans disappear? Will KyoAni buy Touhou and make it another Endless8? None of these will happen, if anything, people will activate brain.exe and conclude Bad Apple=Touhou and maybe a few of them will get the games and join the fan base. Now excuse me, I am off for some UNL <.<
This kind of thinking has no place here or anywhere else. Also, please don't make me post my Touhou Anime Episodes again.

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #122 on: January 31, 2010, 11:27:36 PM »


*eyes pop out of head, sprout legs, and start screaming bloody murder while fleeing to Antartica*

The horror....the horror......

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #123 on: January 31, 2010, 11:35:58 PM »
This kind of thinking has no place here or anywhere else. Also, please don't make me post my Touhou Anime Episodes again.

Please do. I recall falling off my chair laughing last time.


Also, do people still care about 4Kids? o_o

N-Forza

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #124 on: February 01, 2010, 12:14:01 AM »
For all the people getting bent out of shape about the factual inaccuracies, I think the point of the story was more that someone actually made a stop-motion version of it at all than what version of it came first. >_>
Also VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL VIRAL

Letty Whiterock

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #125 on: February 01, 2010, 12:29:07 AM »
Oh, also, a 4Kids dub of a Touhou anime would require an original JAPANESE version of a Touhou anime, and of course we have so many of those lying around.

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #126 on: February 01, 2010, 12:38:57 AM »
of course we have so many of those lying around.
In fact, we at least have two! :V

Letty Whiterock

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #127 on: February 01, 2010, 02:02:13 AM »
In fact, we at least have two! :V
Luckily, neither of them are any good!

Esifex

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #128 on: February 01, 2010, 02:30:02 AM »
T-shirt Reimu makes me want to kill.

T-shirt Reimu needs to die in a fire.

Chen

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #129 on: February 01, 2010, 02:51:14 AM »

Touhou=
So popular that faggots like to review it and troll it because it has "loli girls oohh the game so hard so it sucks ooh that plot stinks ooh animal crossing plot is better ooh".
Example = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djNgTq9FXsk&feature=related

And then newfags.

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #130 on: February 01, 2010, 03:03:59 AM »
Touhou=
So popular that faggots like to review it and troll it because it has "loli girls oohh the game so hard so it sucks ooh that plot stinks ooh animal crossing plot is better ooh".
Example = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djNgTq9FXsk&feature=related

And then newfags.

Well he wouldn't be the first person to troll touhou.
Surprising he took time off his busy attack furries agenda to make a touhou video.

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #131 on: February 01, 2010, 03:07:31 AM »
i'm more angry at the comments than his terrible trolling

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Chen

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #132 on: February 01, 2010, 03:40:05 AM »
Well he wouldn't be the first person to troll touhou.
Surprising he took time off his busy attack furries agenda to make a touhou video.

Also , why do people say all of touhou's cast are lolis?
Old hag trio is here.
Oh well , I guess thats how people troll.

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #133 on: February 01, 2010, 03:45:37 AM »
Also , why do people say all of touhou's cast are lolis?
Old hag trio is here.
Oh well , I guess thats how people troll.

Because those are the people that can't get past stage 3 on normal.
So the game is too hard and there for it sucks.

Chen

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #134 on: February 01, 2010, 03:52:20 AM »
Because those are the people that can't get past stage 3 on normal.
So the game is too hard and there for it sucks.
Jesus , do they suck at the game THAT much?

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #135 on: February 01, 2010, 03:57:57 AM »
So, how long untill someone makes a mashup titled Bad CNN!!?

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #136 on: February 01, 2010, 04:00:23 AM »
Jesus , do they suck at the game THAT much?

I doubt they even play them.

They just read the ED article, look at some fan art, toss some lol Japan in there, and tada a touhou troll video.

Chen

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #137 on: February 01, 2010, 04:03:57 AM »
I doubt they even play them.

They just read the ED article, look at some fan art, toss some lol Japan in there, and tada a touhou troll video.
Lol , ED.
ED is fail. :V
Just look how ignorant and careless some troll reviewers are these days.


Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2010, 06:20:18 AM »
Because those are the people that can't get past stage 3 on normal.

yeah it?s the easiest difficulty in the game, cause there is no EASY MODE or anything like that.  :V

Aya Reiko

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2010, 06:26:17 AM »
Cracked >> CNN

At least they do the research.

Tengukami

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2010, 11:55:37 AM »
Cracked's article was still "lol littlegirlslittlegirlslittlegirls" though, and flogged that joke badly throughout.

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RoyalFlare@jpn

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #141 on: February 01, 2010, 12:03:07 PM »
Anyway, I have a question.
How many people believing this news?
I hope that most people question the authenticity of the news...
« Last Edit: February 01, 2010, 12:04:47 PM by RoyalFlare@jpn »

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #142 on: February 01, 2010, 12:48:22 PM »
Anyway, I have a question.
How many people believing this news?
I hope that most people question the authenticity of the news...
There is hardly anything to question about authenticity here if you would read the whole thread.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2010, 12:57:22 PM by T34G3 »

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #143 on: February 01, 2010, 01:01:09 PM »
It's not REAL news, just a "human interest" segment or something like that.

Every Touhou fan knows it's not true, but people who aren't fans aren't going to care too much, although if they do watch the video on Youtube, I'm sure there will be people correcting what that guy said.

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #144 on: February 01, 2010, 01:03:49 PM »
Cracked's article was still "lol littlegirlslittlegirlslittlegirls" though, and flogged that joke badly throughout.
*still vexed*

RoyalFlare@jpn

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #145 on: February 01, 2010, 01:23:17 PM »
I IMPEACH CNN OF THE ARTICLE!

Hm...
In fact,I'm an acquaintance of the author of this PV(frameart ver.).
Certainly,he's depressed that some blame him...
I can't understand producer didn't read the introduction.
Who can blame him?


But It seems everyone here knows the truth. On this point,I'm relieved from upset.

KomeijiKoishi

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #146 on: February 01, 2010, 03:15:30 PM »
This kind of thinking has no place here or anywhere else. Also, please don't make me post my Touhou Anime Episodes again.

YAY! Moar David!

Letty Whiterock

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #147 on: February 01, 2010, 03:32:55 PM »
I IMPEACH CNN OF THE ARTICLE!

Hm...
In fact,I'm an acquaintance of the author of this PV(frameart ver.).
Certainly,he's depressed that some blame him...
I can't understand producer didn't read the introduction.
Who can blame him?


But It seems everyone here knows the truth. On this point,I'm relieved from upset.
I sent CNN an e-mail, showing them the mistakes. Hopefully, they will listen and correct the report.

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Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2010, 03:34:18 PM »
I thought I read on the wiki that ZUN no longer worked at Taito as of a year or two ago?

I had believed this myself, but I hear not everyone is sure about this, so I figured I would cover all my bases.

Obviously, if ZUN no longer works for Taito, then there's even more no chance in hell Squeenix gets the rights.

Luckily, neither of them are any good!

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Letty Whiterock

Re: Bad Apple!! on CNN
« Reply #149 on: February 01, 2010, 03:43:48 PM »
What's wrong with Maikaze's?
While the art is arguably decent and the voice work is top-notch, the story is incredibly boring and goes absolutely nowhere in the amount of time given, and as a result, it's very slow and just not very good. It's a huge step up from Side Story, but there are doujins that are shorter and get more done in a much better fashion. It also doesn't help that Maikaze won't be releasing a second episode for quite a while, and since the story laid out in the first episode is flat-out dependent on something actually happening, it just falls flat.

Because of the amount of time it took, the only thing they could do to make it seem like it wasn't a total waste while everyone waits for episode 2, if it ever comes, was to include an actual danmaku fight, and while it was neat from a special effect POV, it almost seemed out of place and would've made more sense happening when an actual conflict arises. Unfortunately, again, because of the time required to make an episode, they had to shoehorn it in to keep viewers interested.

Really, they should have simply included more fanservice. And no, I don't mean showing off the girls' bodies. Appeal to the fandom with references and situations that they get without really worry about dragging out a plot. I mean, the story is "Reimu's box is gone, what happen?" That shouldn't take long to introduce, five minutes at most, and in the remaining 25 minutes, so much could have been done to progress things, but it's like Maikaze loved the Bee Train camera pan so much, they decided to make it into an anime.