Author Topic: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 65058 times)

Serela

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #390 on: February 06, 2010, 01:51:29 AM »
>You return to Satori's room, and find she hasn't moved.
>Darn.
>"Satori, your arms are free, right? If I drop this oil down, can you pour it around where you're stuck? Then I'll try to pull you out again."
>If she responds positively, "Okay, I'm dropping it down now!", and drop the bottle of oil.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #391 on: February 06, 2010, 02:05:58 AM »
>Darn.
>"Satori, your arms are free, right? If I drop this oil down, can you pour it around where you're stuck? Then I'll try to pull you out again."
>If she responds positively, "Okay, I'm dropping it down now!", and drop the bottle of oil.

>"I've got one free," she says.
>You give her warning and drop the bottle. "Ow!" she replies a moment later. Well, at least you didn't hear it shatter. You wait a few moments, until she says, "Okay, I poured it. There's a big mess now."

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #392 on: February 06, 2010, 02:08:51 AM »
>"Okay, grab the makeshift rope!"
>After she does so, start pulling her up. Pull carefully if possible.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #393 on: February 06, 2010, 02:15:59 AM »
>"Okay, grab the makeshift rope!"
>After she does so, start pulling her up. Pull carefully if possible.

>"Got it!"
>You start pulling on the rope, carefully at first. There's no real give, so you pull harder. You hear Satori grunt, but you feel a bit of slack. Encouraged, you pull harder. Satori cries out, but you feel it give a bit, then a bit more, then pop!
>You stumble back from the sudden slack, and fall onto the floor, landing on your tail. It is beyond your ability not to cry out in pain from that.
>Satori floats out of the dumbwaiter shaft, soaked in oil and looking very sheepish. "T-thank you," she says, trying not to make eye contact. "Sorry about your tail. Um...I'll be right back!" She then dashes out of the room.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #394 on: February 06, 2010, 02:22:51 AM »
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>Tee-hee  :V
>Get up, then wait for Satori.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #395 on: February 06, 2010, 02:28:13 AM »
>Put dark glasses back on


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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #396 on: February 06, 2010, 02:32:05 AM »
>Tee-hee  :V
>Get up, then wait for Satori.

>Put dark glasses back on

>You replace your Pair of Tinted Glasses. It's only polite.

>I'll tee your hee, fuckshit.
>You get up, trying to ignore your aching tail, and wait for Satori to return. After a few moments, she returns, her oil-stained dress exchanged for a fluffy bathrobe. "I'm sorry," she says, as she goes to one of the wardrobes and pulls out some bedsheets. "I had to take care of personal business." As she starts to make the bed, "Thank you very much for the help, Reisen. I was stuck in there all night."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #397 on: February 06, 2010, 02:39:32 AM »
>I'll tee your hee, fuckshit.
>  >:
>"Why did you go inside the dumbwaiter, anyway?"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #398 on: February 06, 2010, 02:40:27 AM »
>"Why did you go inside the dumbwaiter, anyway?"

>Think about this instead of saying it out loud, for the lulz.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #399 on: February 06, 2010, 02:46:40 AM »
>  >:
>"Why did you go inside the dumbwaiter, anyway?"

>You wanna step outside son?
>"Well," says Satori, "Utsuho came home with a couple oni friends last night. I wanted to leave them to themselves, and not have to see their thoughts. But I also needed a drink. The kitties some times climb up the old dumbwaiter shaft, and I'm pretty small, so I figured that if I was careful, I could get down to the kitchen without bothering them. And, well..."
>It is very interesting and moderately disconcerting to watch Satori make a bed.

>Think about this instead of saying it out loud, for the lulz.

>Too late.
>"I'd be just as happy if you spoke to me," says Satori. "A question asked has more dignity."

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #400 on: February 06, 2010, 02:56:50 AM »
>Assess Satori's catness rating
>Ask about pet training advices for Patchy.


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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #401 on: February 06, 2010, 03:01:00 AM »
>You wanna step outside son?
>Bring it...just kidding~<3
>"Do you have any information on whoever is running The Felt?"
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #402 on: February 06, 2010, 03:24:58 AM »
>Assess Satori's catness rating
>Ask about pet training advices for Patchy.

>You can't imagine Satori can catch rats very well with those arms. And she's failed to go where cats can go. She's a 17/96, you think.
>"Ah," says Satori, "so they're serious about that. Well, I'll prepare something for her. I'm sure she'll make a fine youkai someday."

>Bring it...just kidding~<3
>"Do you have any information on whoever is running The Felt?"

>You have already lost, I know her weakness.
>Satori shakes her head. "No, I've never bothered with the place. I can't handle crowds at all."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #403 on: February 06, 2010, 03:31:14 AM »
> Ponder how thin the dumbwaiter shaft must be if someone with a figure as beautifully slender as Satori's was able to get stuck in it
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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #404 on: February 06, 2010, 03:38:13 AM »
> Ponder how thin the dumbwaiter shaft must be if someone with a figure as beautifully slender as Satori's was able to get stuck in it

>Yeah really. You sure as hell couldn't fit in there.
>"I think it's warped a little," Satori says. "Does stone warp?" She shrugs, and goes back to making the bed.

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #405 on: February 06, 2010, 04:03:14 AM »
> Offer to help and get another comforter.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #406 on: February 06, 2010, 04:16:24 AM »
>"Warped? But stone doesn't warp... I don't think it does, at least."
>Check out the shaft (with your glasses off) to see if anything is out of the ordinary.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #407 on: February 06, 2010, 04:37:48 AM »
> Offer to help and get another comforter.

>"Thank you," Satori says, as you get her another comforter to put in the bed. "Uh, if you would, keep this whole thing a secret?"
>"Warped? But stone doesn't warp... I don't think it does, at least."
>Check out the shaft (with your glasses off) to see if anything is out of the ordinary.

>You look into the dumbwaiter shaft. It's fairly dark, so you aren't sure, but it might be a bit crooked. You imagine it as likely always been that way. You don't think there is a dumbwaiter anymore; certainly no ropes for one.

>_
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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #408 on: February 06, 2010, 03:10:42 PM »
> "Don't worry.  I can keep a secret better than Tewi anyway."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #409 on: February 07, 2010, 12:19:50 AM »
> "Don't worry.  I can keep a secret better than Tewi anyway."

>Satori nods. Then she looks away from her bedmaking and stares at you. "...You poor thing," she says after a moment. "What has that rabbit done to you?!"

>_

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #410 on: February 07, 2010, 12:23:57 AM »
>What
>"...eh? Wh-what do you mean?"
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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #411 on: February 07, 2010, 12:26:08 AM »
>"Um...I think you pretty much saw it. At any rate, I'm guessing you haven't heard anything about a rabbit that's been going around causing mischief that apparently isn't Tewi?"


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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #412 on: February 07, 2010, 12:48:02 AM »
>What
>"...eh? Wh-what do you mean?"

>"I can see the thoughts that name invokes," says Satori, still frowning.

>"Um...I think you pretty much saw it. At any rate, I'm guessing you haven't heard anything about a rabbit that's been going around causing mischief that apparently isn't Tewi?"

>She shakes her head. "It seems that like that rabbit has given you quite the runaround, but I haven't heard anything about it."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #413 on: February 07, 2010, 12:54:36 AM »
> Continue helping Satori with the bed

> Ask her if there's anything else we could help with, as we have been on a helping streak today
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #414 on: February 07, 2010, 01:37:57 AM »
> Continue helping Satori with the bed

> Ask her if there's anything else we could help with, as we have been on a helping streak today

>You finish making the bed with Satori. "Thank you very much," she says.
>You ask if there's anything else she needs. "Not really," she says. "To be honest, since the Prismrivers started staying with me, it's been quite lovely. Shafts aside, I suppose. I do owe you one, so if you require a favor, please ask." She holds up a hand, "But before you do, please don't ask me to read peoples' minds to deal with that rabbit incident unless it is a matter of life or death. It's terribly unethical, and I have a time convincing people I don't do it already."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #415 on: February 07, 2010, 01:40:29 AM »
> "Ill try to hold off on that then."
> "By the way, do you think you could get that advice we asked for, for Patchouli?  She'll probably want it as soon as possible."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #416 on: February 07, 2010, 01:43:13 AM »
> "Ill try to hold off on that then."
> "By the way, do you think you could get that advice we asked for, for Patchouli?  She'll probably want it as soon as possible."

>"Yes, I'll write up something right now." says Satori, "It'll take me a little time, so if you wish to do something else, just tell me where you're going and I'll have Lyrica find you and deliver it."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #417 on: February 07, 2010, 01:46:28 AM »
>"Yes, I'll write up something right now." says Satori, "It'll take me a little time, so if you wish to do something else, just tell me where you're going and I'll have Lyrica find you and deliver it."

>_
> "Ah, thank you.  I'll probably try The Felt again to see if I can find the Owner.  I'll pop by again after if Lyrica hasn't delivered yet."

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #418 on: February 07, 2010, 01:59:17 AM »
>Satori nods. "Alright. Merlin and Lunasa might be able to tell you something, if they're not too busy."

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Re: Reisen Quest Furthermore: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #419 on: February 07, 2010, 02:04:17 AM »
>"speaking of which, how goes the Prismriver's reuniting?"