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Hououin Kyouma:
Another one from me

Name: Doesn't have one
Ability: Able to suck peoples power: Manipulation of Elements + able to teleport anything to anywhere + telekinesis
Occupation: None
Species: Human
Stage: Extra
Danmaku: Everything
Spell cards:
Relationship: Enemy with the stage 6 person
Location: Anywhere
Personality: Evil
Likes: Stealing powers
Dislikes:

Name: R(D)onald McDonald
Ability: Steal Touhou characters' themes
Occupation: Mascot for McDonald
Species: Clown
Stage: Extra
Danmaku: Hamburger, fries
Spell cards: Happy meal sign: cheese burgers
Relationship: Colonel Sanders (enemy) and The King (enemy)
Location: At McDonald
Personality:
Likes: Hamburger
Dislikes: Skinny people
♛ Apher-Forte:

--- Quote ---Name: Gordon Ramsey
Ability: Ability to turn f****** pieces of s*** into something rustic, fresh and popular
Occupation: Badass f****** chef
Species: Youkai
Stage: Too good to be in any f****** level with copy and paste enemies, he refuses to appear in a game unless his level is fresh, clean, rustic and uses local ingredients.
Danmaku: Giant knives, puts Sakuya's danmaku to shame.
Spell cards: F*** sign: Get the f*** out
                Michellin Star sign: I can cook better than you, so f*** off
                Piece of s*** sign: This is a f****** nightmare
Location: Anywhere and everywhere.
Personality: Pretty cool but if you run a bad restaurant he will f*** you up
Likes: Fresh, rustic meals made with local produce.
Dislikes: Mystia Lorelei, her f****** sad excuse for a restaurant is a f****** disgrace.
            Yuyuko


--- End quote ---

sheer awesome detected.


Name: Jack Brooks
Ability: Ability to slay monsters with a spanner, a industrial size sledgehammer, a machete with rusted tip and basically bad mouth them to death.
Occupation: Monster Slayer
Species: Mage
Stage: Appears to only be a normal plumber and handyman on any stage, like Lily, if you provoke him he shoots spanner danmaku and giant sledgehammers. (nails and bad words are optional with "mature feature" turned on)
Danmaku: Spanners, lots of them.
Spell cards:

 Fury Sign: American Badassery
Accent Sign: Typical Shotgun Wielding Hillbilly Who Has Seen The Worst in Humanity and Can Fight Monsters and Shit with a Plumbing Pump.
American Sign: American Shovel (like Master Spark, only it is a giant shovel)
Location: in Private residences
Personality: Pathetic plumber personality, complains about unfair laws on white people who have guns, and has a bad childhood that adds to his already unpleasant personality to curse and bad odour from having only one shirt that he wears all summer winter spring and etc.
Likes: NFL Porn with ladies in bikinis wrestling each other on the 40th yard.
Dislikes: Everyone, especially the rich ones like Yuyuko, Kaguya, etc whom owns a house with servants and shit. Seems to like Reimu's poor condition.

DarkHedge:

--- Quote from: Stuffman on May 24, 2009, 01:03:21 AM ---- Male (grimdark)
- Male
- Male (gross)
- Male (from outside Gensokyo, accepted into a circle of characters that includes his love interest...yeah)
- Yukari's daughter
- Male

Only Muffin and Gpop are doing it right

--- End quote ---

Die in a fire, you antiphallic youkai
Gpop:
Man all of you suck for trying to be funny.

DarkHedge, seems too much like a self-insert, despite being your fic character.

But Mima's was awesome. 'nuff said.

Angry Colossal is doing right though.
Zengeku:
This looks like fun  ;D

Name: Anton Bondesen despite hating it.
Ability: God of Those Things Mankind Look Down Upon
Occupation: Plays Touhou and Videogames
Species: God
Stage: Extra
Danmaku: He isn't very creative and not very good at designing spellcards so it will be huge-ass lasers, super cheap clip bullets and anything just to make sure its gonna be hard. Of course, none of it is tested.
Spell cards: BS Sign: Retry for the 495th time etc.
Relationship: Friends with everyone but Letty.
Location: Was exiled from Gensokyo for a 100 years because of a love for killing humans. All because of Shikieiki.
Personality: Was vile and evil about 16-17 years ago but have become a lot more forgiving recently. He still doesn't like humanity too much though.
Likes: Games, love and thinking dark and deep thoughts.
Dislikes: Most humans but can find respect, friendship and love in some select few humans.
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