~Beyond the Border~ > Mystia's Stored Games
Patchy Quest One More Time: A Z-Machine Adventure
Hello Purvis:
>You are Patchouli, Gensokyo's greatest freeloader! You are on a mission to banish humidity from your library! You have vanished the Sun and solved the Incident! Wriggle had taken up burglary and got in trouble with the Moriya Shrine, but you have sorted that out. The Prismrivers have broken up, you've vowed to un-upbreak them! Cirno has taken up Hip Hop and failed terribly with Lunasa; you friend Eientei from the torture. Merlin is playing background music at Shou's Clothing store, and hates every moment of it. Lyrica is entertaining at the Palace of the Earth Spirits. Byakuren and her followers are trying to build a temple, you have offered to help and gave them a book on Civil Engineering! You have begun making a tentative peace with Sakuya! You won a danmaku battle with Utsuho! Keine was hanging around underground, looking for a historical anomaly! You found the history-erased remanents of the last Z-Machine Protagonist, and are trying to help him out! This has led you to Hakugyokurou and dealing with Yukari! Yuyuko's solution seems to involve sending Youmu to sever fate, you have been dealing with this the best you can without violating spellcard rules. You have just gotten your terrible embarrassing tattoo that no one can ever know about removed by Yuugi. You've vowed to reclaim Non-Directional Laser from Marisa. You may well have had a role in breaking the universe as you know it.
>You have a terribly embarrassing tattoo that no one can know about, and no idea how to get rid of it. Koakuma is on holiday, as stipulated in her contract. Aya has escaped from prison; she's alternately helped you and taken very embarrassing picture of you. You have had a strange thing for hot sauces of all kinds. You've been gathering Secret Items for a robed woman in the alley in human town, there is only one left. Reimu beat you up for breaking into Keine's school, and took a few of your spellcards. You have been Mukyuing shamelessly, and you think people are starting to talk.
--- Quote from: Ooranbashi on December 31, 2009, 03:03:21 AM ---> How many filaments are coming out of us now?
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>Just the two, still.
--- Quote from: NeoSerela on December 31, 2009, 03:04:04 AM --->Aww. I knew I shouldn't have stopped editing my other post about the house. Well, this works.
>"So... you're Jeff? Hmm. You look quite disturbing. I suppose now is when I figure out a way to get us both back. Or eliminate you, and get myself back... since... I don't know how good it would be to take something like you back with me."
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>"So what's going on, exactly?" asks the cloud, as it suddenly appears right beside you. "How do I look disturbing? I don't look like anything at all! I've checked mirrors and stuff."
--- Quote from: UncertainKitten on December 31, 2009, 03:06:12 AM --->Hug Jeff
>"There. Now YOU know how creepy it is"
>Ponder a way out.
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>You try to hug the cloud. It works about as well as hugging a cloud would normally work.
>"Didn't learn the last time, did you?"
>That's the hard part, isn't it?
--- Quote from: NeoSerela on December 31, 2009, 03:09:41 AM --->"Oh, and I believe I know how I got here; a certain Dream Cutlass. It might be the key to getting out of here as well."
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>"That thing Remilia was using?" asks the cloud. "How'd that go? Did she win?"
>_
Serela:
>We already got rid of that tattoo. I'm starting to wonder if your leaving mistakes just to see if we notice them x3
>"I... think Remilia was going to win. But as she dealt her last blow, well... I ended up here. There is some rainbow light where the Dream Cutlass and Youmu's sword are touching. It might be important to getting back to reality."
>Also, you should feel proud. It only took 10 days for the last Patchy Quest to max out at 1k posts, thats an average of 100 a day! Damn.
Rin Kagamine:
> One filament to Remilia and one to Jeff?
> Do we really not have any other relationships?
Chaore:
--- Quote from: Ooranbashi on December 31, 2009, 03:28:29 AM ---> One filament to Remilia and one to Jeff?
> Do we really not have any other relationships?
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>I am VERY sure we established that ain't it, son.
Hello Purvis:
--- Quote from: NeoSerela on December 31, 2009, 03:28:16 AM --->We already got rid of that tattoo. I'm starting to wonder if your leaving mistakes just to see if we notice them x3
>"I... think Remilia was going to win. But as she dealt her last blow, well... I ended up here. There is some rainbow light where the Dream Cutlass and Youmu's sword are touching. It might be important to getting back to reality."
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>Yes. Yes of course. I am just testing you. You get a J.
>"Lemme see," says the cloud, as it blinks out of existence.
--- Quote from: Ooranbashi on December 31, 2009, 03:28:29 AM ---> One filament to Remilia and one to Jeff?
> Do we really not have any other relationships?
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>You are quite certain you at least have stronger relations to most of the Scarlet Devil Mansion denizens.
--- Quote from: Chaore on December 31, 2009, 03:29:26 AM --->I am VERY sure we established that ain't it, son.
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>Thankfully, you're pretty sure that the filaments do not represent that. That would be depressing, you're not that much of a shut-in.
>_