Author Topic: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5  (Read 115218 times)

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #870 on: February 10, 2010, 03:06:43 AM »
Game over at Remilia's last nonspell again.... after dying with three bombs in stock to the non-directional lasers yet again, and dying with three bombs in stock as well to ZA WARUDO of all things - I'm pretty sure I had a perfect record on it. At least one other lossy death elsewhere, Bury in Lake I think. Also the second time in a row I die to the end-of-stage-4 fairies. What the hell.

That makes it three times in two days in which I entered stage 4 with 6 spare lives and still failed, not to mention the about half a dozen ragequits at Cirno. This is not supposed to be this hard.



edit: another run, another failure at the end-of-stage-4-fairies, another death on the second non-directional lasers, followed by two deaths with full bombs at a zero rank Water Elf, literal AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2010, 03:35:04 AM by ebarrett »

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #871 on: February 10, 2010, 03:54:24 AM »
I died against an almost stationary bullet that I somehow failed to notice while moving to collect the 1up from midboss Sakuya on hard.

...and in the time it took me to respawn, the 1up had fallen off the bottom of the screen >.<

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #872 on: February 10, 2010, 04:41:01 AM »
AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #873 on: February 10, 2010, 04:53:32 AM »
I beat PCB Stage 1 on hard... with 0 lives and like 1 bomb.... "AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH"

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #874 on: February 10, 2010, 08:06:20 AM »
Failing a No-bombs run of HRtP because I accidentally activated a bomb on stage 17 while I was trying to shoot the orb.
I would have failed it anyway on Sariel, I always screw up on her second phase. I know what to do, but I always get distracted by something and end up forgetting to look out for Sariel's bombs.

T98-Next is awesome though. No noticeable lag, and it doesn't look like crap when playing windowed.
Something else that makes me happy, is that Stage 16 Makai, where I would usually fail my runs before, is at least 100 times easier when playing without any lag.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #875 on: February 10, 2010, 02:12:46 PM »
I
Hate
EoSD
Half the game is random wall-you-in spell cards. Max rank on anything beyond stage 4 is HELL.

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #876 on: February 10, 2010, 02:13:34 PM »
I ALMOST PERFECTED LUNATIC UTSUHO
1DNB
WHERE DID I DIE

TEN MOTHERFUCKING EVIL STARS

HURR DURR


and it was RIGHT AT THE END
1 shot and she was done
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #877 on: February 10, 2010, 03:56:13 PM »
EoSFGHGLJGIOHLHLGJGD

Derp on Cirno's second non-card, cba to restart again
Walled in by flower dream vine
Walled in by colorful light chaos dance (bullet blocking my lane)
Walled in by all of Patchouli's non-spells.

FUCK


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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #878 on: February 10, 2010, 07:38:11 PM »
It's hugely annoying when the trick you were looking for to evading an attack pattern turns out to be blindingly obvious. Like Cirno's first non-sc attack (Pretty much just move around in a figure-eight) -kurokoheaddesk-

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #879 on: February 10, 2010, 09:18:45 PM »
Final Spark is a bitch.  Walled in by an AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH laser of doom.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #880 on: February 10, 2010, 09:24:25 PM »
EOSD.
Metal Fatigue bullets
patchouli and remilia
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
why did ZUN make their hitboxes bigger than their sprite?

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #881 on: February 10, 2010, 09:38:35 PM »
UFO, hard.
Died 2 times on Stage 1. Restarted twice.
Captured Kogasa's midboss and last spell.
Died thrice on Stage 3. FAGDU>hsnfidogjhbm,.-

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #882 on: February 10, 2010, 09:55:06 PM »
Holy crap! I almost had a perfect Byakuren fight! Died once on "Devils Recition" because I still don't have this card down yet.
I guess I'm on the road to recovery!  :V

And this proves my point that Byakuren isn't the hardest final boss in the series.
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Bananamatic

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #883 on: February 10, 2010, 10:10:32 PM »
Holy crap! I almost had a perfect Byakuren fight! Died once on "Devils Recition" because I still don't have this card down yet.
I guess I'm on the road to recovery!  :V

And this proves my point that Byakuren isn't the hardest final boss in the series.
which one, then :V

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #884 on: February 10, 2010, 10:20:50 PM »
which one, then :V

First round Shikieiki.
Remilia or Kaguya, duo to walls that spawn if your unlucky.
Shinki is also high on my list but only because I can't practice her. :|

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #885 on: February 10, 2010, 10:26:20 PM »
First round Shikieiki.
Remilia or Kaguya, duo to walls that spawn if your unlucky.
Shinki is also high on my list but only because I can't practice her. :|
I've been saying Kaguya was the hardest final boss since I got my IN 1cc. :V I don't think Remi is really all that hard outside of Meister and Gensokyo and the occasional Vampire Illusion wall.
Let's fight.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #886 on: February 10, 2010, 10:36:00 PM »
what

what

what

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

Got to Murasa 5/4.  On my last 6 deaths:
1) I bombed a total of three times, never mind FRANTICALLY MASHING THE BUTTON
2) I saw what hit me once
3) I game overed on Greatest Treasure

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Bananamatic

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #887 on: February 10, 2010, 10:46:51 PM »
lol tried a random hard UFO run

died on st2 with bombs
had nothing planned, screwed up like 5 red ufos
still reached byakuren but died on LFO thanks to not caring enough

games should give a solid amount of extends, not depending on your route or whatever the fuck it means

I could probably reach byakuren with 8 lives if i cared enough
unfortunately i dont

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #888 on: February 10, 2010, 11:11:15 PM »
And this proves my point that Byakuren isn't the hardest final boss in the series.
(Hardest Boss[es] is / are) Remilia or Kaguya, duo to walls that spawn if your unlucky.
Change Shot Types from UFO!ReimuA and see if you have the same impression!

That said, I held down Ctrl too early and "lost" the Life Fragment from Stage 1. At least it's still as trivial as ever.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #889 on: February 10, 2010, 11:50:41 PM »
I've done both of them on Hard with 3 mistakes/bombs overall.

For Lunatic though(I don't have Kaguya's stage for practice yet, haven't 1cc'd)

main problems are Remilia's

Stage opener
Eternal Meek(unless safespotted)
opener
Vampire Illusion
final nonspell
Scarlet Meister
Scarlet gensokyo.

For Kaguya

Eirin's opener(maybe, it's trivial on Hard, but don't remember it on Lunatic)

Kaguya's opener
Brilliant Dragon Bullet
Second nonspell(even with misdirecting you still get a lot of crap)
Buddhist Diamond
Hourai Jewel(this can be memorized, but it's easy to mess up)

First and 4th Last Spells can be memorized. Others are pretty easy to mess up.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #890 on: February 11, 2010, 12:30:25 AM »
Kaguya? Hardest final boss?

The correct answer is Lunatic Yumemi.

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #891 on: February 11, 2010, 01:20:24 AM »
First round Shikieiki.
I started playing PoFV last week and would say Shikieki period.  While I'm not a good player I could still manage to make it to her with no deaths with a few of the characters and not use any continues with some of the others.  Danmaku Judgement led to many fffffffffffffff moments as I was walled in.  Spells always eventually made things worse as it meant more projectiles to deal with and the spell gauge wasn't building fast enough to continue clearing the walls of death.  I had the hardest time as Youmu because her spells charge so slowly...I'd either have to potentially waste a spell (close call but not certain doom) or not be able to charge it in enough time.

Going from normal to Extra is a rather rough transition, especially from the fact that the snowballs are one hell of a lot faster and numerous.  I decided to take a break and work through an old JRPG in my backlog to quell the rage :V


I find Kaguya to be much easier than Eirin.  Marisa is harder than either of them.  I rarely capture Astronomical Entombing unless I'm playing as the Netherworld team.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #892 on: February 11, 2010, 02:01:35 AM »
The hell, how did I die three times to Lunatic China. D:

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #893 on: February 11, 2010, 02:34:01 AM »
Tried some MoF Lunatic Stage 4 practice since I didn't feel like trying a full run at the moment.

I kept clipping stuff. What the hell do you mean I can't capture the preAya spam now. Why am I now consistently failing Saruta Cross? I still fail all her other cards.

ebarrett

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #894 on: February 11, 2010, 02:57:51 AM »
Y'know, sometimes I just wish I didn't know these games even existed. All of them. Every "accomplishment" feels less satisfying than the one before, and takes twice as long, and it's all very unfulfilling since any "successful" run is just "bomb everything that's hard and don't derp on the easy parts" anyway.

 :(

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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #895 on: February 11, 2010, 03:24:27 AM »
Lunatic Yumemi is still harder than Sikieiki. Seeing as how she's nearly impossible to actually beat.

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #896 on: February 11, 2010, 03:44:35 AM »
Tip to self: Don't try to scorerun when you can't even consistently 1cc the game. It'll just result in you game overing on midboss Yugi or worse Yamame with ReimuA. That 4,000+ graze in stage 1 means nothing if I don't even survive long enough when I can just have my score be even better by not trying to scorerun. I was at a little over 7,000 when I game overed.
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Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #897 on: February 11, 2010, 03:21:38 PM »
Perfect SA Stage 1 ruined by a death as Yamame's final was clearing.


Oddly enough, the game ragequit for me at that point and crashed. >_>

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #898 on: February 11, 2010, 03:39:56 PM »
I can't play today worth crap.

I keep dying on MoF Stage 1. If I don't die there I die on stage 2. I kept derping everything on SA as well meaning I only made it to Peta Flare with ReimuA. Messed up even more with ReimuB and game overed on terrifying Hypnotism.

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou AAAGGHGHGAGHAGGHHHH thread #5
« Reply #899 on: February 11, 2010, 04:16:34 PM »
SA lunatic attempt
game over on yuugi

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