> Goshdarned lazy non-gullible shrine maiden.
> Assess Tenshi's excitement. If she's so excited that she's distractable:
> "Tenshi, look, a UFO!"
> Quickly lean in to whisper in Reimu's ear.
> "Tenshi's geared up to wreak havoc, my plan has her under control, so please play along, and at this rate only your donation box will be an unfortunate victim."
>Tenshi certainly looks distractable.
>You declare the the presence of a UFO. "Where?!" says Tenshi, looking around. Even Reimu looks, though in retrospect you can't really blame her.
>"Over there, near the trees," Reimu adds, gesturing vaguely toward the south. And Tenshi is off like a shot.
>"Now that she's out of the way..."
>Reimu nods along as you make a quick and dirty explanation. "Like hell you're touching my donation box," she says. "Why're you helping her be a little pain, anyways?"
>SO MUCH BLOOD
>Make sure to inform Reimu her donation box will be relatively unscathed.
>"I'm pretty sure you like having thumbs, yeah."
> Also promise to make a donation once the whole thing blows over.
>Reimu's face twitches. "Don't say things like that so carelessly."
> If Reimu starts becoming hostile, ditch Tenshi and head for Eientei at full speed.
>So far, so good. But if worse comes to worst, you are prepared to test how good of a day Kanako really made it for you.
>_