Author Topic: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 72792 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #120 on: December 21, 2009, 05:19:37 AM »
>to reimu: "Well, GO SAVE KEINE!"

>"Naw," says Reimu. "Keine's rough enough to take care of herself."

> "Not so good at Hagkugyokurou.  Yuyuko freed a ghost from my haunted Rattling Box, but told me to talk to Yukari about helping Jeff K Anon.  Do you think you could go check and see if she's awake?  Frankly, the Yakumo's terrify me in a way you wouldn't believe, so I'd rather not go there unless I'm sure she's awake.  Also, could you let her know I'll be stopping by?  I would much appreciate it."

"Oh, she'll definitely be awake," says Reimu. "It's way too hot for her to sleep properly. And don't worry about her, not like you're just bothering to her to bother her. Might wanna make a special effort not to kick Chen, though."
>Tenshi is still bouncing excitedly.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #121 on: December 21, 2009, 05:27:39 AM »
> じいいいいいいいい~

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #122 on: December 21, 2009, 05:51:50 AM »
> じいいいいいいいい~

>There are no current plans for a Turkish release of Patchy Quest. Please accept our apologies.

>_

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #123 on: December 21, 2009, 06:00:58 AM »
>"Reimu, nazrin has of nudes you"

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #124 on: December 21, 2009, 07:26:03 AM »
>"Reimu, nazrin has of nudes you"

>Reimu continues giving you a look. "And how did you come upon that kind of information, might I ask?"
>"What!?" says Tenshi. "She does? I wanna see!"
>Reimu turns her foul expression toward Tenshi for a moment, before looking back to you and awaiting your explanation.

Fightest

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #125 on: December 21, 2009, 09:25:13 AM »
> Goshdarned lazy non-gullible shrine maiden.
> Assess Tenshi's excitement. If she's so excited that she's distractable:
> "Tenshi, look, a UFO!"
> Quickly lean in to whisper in Reimu's ear.
> "Tenshi's geared up to wreak havoc, my plan has her under control, so please play along, and at this rate only your donation box will be an unfortunate victim."

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #126 on: December 21, 2009, 01:20:37 PM »
>SO MUCH BLOOD
>Make sure to inform Reimu her donation box will be relatively unscathed.

Fightest

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #127 on: December 21, 2009, 01:25:35 PM »
> Also promise to make a donation once the whole thing blows over.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #128 on: December 21, 2009, 05:54:10 PM »
> If Reimu starts becoming hostile, ditch Tenshi and head for Eientei at full speed.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #129 on: December 21, 2009, 06:58:27 PM »
> Goshdarned lazy non-gullible shrine maiden.
> Assess Tenshi's excitement. If she's so excited that she's distractable:
> "Tenshi, look, a UFO!"
> Quickly lean in to whisper in Reimu's ear.
> "Tenshi's geared up to wreak havoc, my plan has her under control, so please play along, and at this rate only your donation box will be an unfortunate victim."

>Tenshi certainly looks distractable.
>You declare the the presence of a UFO. "Where?!" says Tenshi, looking around. Even Reimu looks, though in retrospect you can't really blame her.
>"Over there, near the trees," Reimu adds, gesturing vaguely toward the south. And Tenshi is off like a shot.
>"Now that she's out of the way..."
>Reimu nods along as you make a quick and dirty explanation. "Like hell you're touching my donation box," she says. "Why're you helping her be a little pain, anyways?"

>SO MUCH BLOOD
>Make sure to inform Reimu her donation box will be relatively unscathed.

>"I'm pretty sure you like having thumbs, yeah."

> Also promise to make a donation once the whole thing blows over.

>Reimu's face twitches. "Don't say things like that so carelessly."

> If Reimu starts becoming hostile, ditch Tenshi and head for Eientei at full speed.

>So far, so good. But if worse comes to worst, you are prepared to test how good of a day Kanako really made it for you.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #130 on: December 21, 2009, 06:59:46 PM »
> Wait... Since Tenshi is gone, can't we just leave?

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Fightest

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2009, 07:05:01 PM »
> We need Tenshi's wheels, yo.
> Give Reimu your best puppy-dog eyes and mukyu bashfully.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #132 on: December 21, 2009, 08:00:52 PM »
> Wait... Since Tenshi is gone, can't we just leave?

>You theoretically could!

> We need Tenshi's wheels, yo.
> Give Reimu your best puppy-dog eyes and mukyu bashfully.

>She already paid up.
>Reimu snerks. "Don't give me that," she says despite the grin on her face, "I'll feed you to my oni."
>"Wot?" Suika mutters, before trailing off into a soft snore.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2009, 08:03:50 PM »
> Oh, if we got the wheels, beat feet to Marisa's, lessee if she wants to power the flywheel for a bit.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2009, 08:05:46 PM »
> Before we leave, tell Reimu:
>> "Well, now that she's gone, I'm going to leave.  Tell her I went to the Moriya Shrine or Underground or anywhere that isn't Eientei.  Or fight her, she probably needs to be put in her place anyway."

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #135 on: December 21, 2009, 08:10:34 PM »
> Before leaving, donate 9 ☼ and the Hobo Nickel
> "That's all I have with me at the moment."

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #136 on: December 21, 2009, 08:15:14 PM »
> Oh, if we got the wheels, beat feet to Marisa's, lessee if she wants to power the flywheel for a bit.

> Before we leave, tell Reimu:
>> "Well, now that she's gone, I'm going to leave.  Tell her I went to the Moriya Shrine or Underground or anywhere that isn't Eientei.  Or fight her, she probably needs to be put in her place anyway."

> Before leaving, donate 9 ☼ and the Hobo Nickel
> "That's all I have with me at the moment."

>"I'll distract her with something," says Reimu, "Or maybe suggest she should go try to beat up Byakuren; that's always good for a laugh."
>You make your donation. Reimu shakes her head in disbelief.
>"I found it!" Tenshi calls out.
>"Oh for fuck's sake..." says Reimu, as she dashes over toward the trees where Tenshi had vanished.

>_

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #137 on: December 21, 2009, 08:21:35 PM »
>Go off to eintei, while laughing about the fact you just caused a small incident. No, scratch that, causing tenshi to be beat up is bad. Feel guilty.

Chaore

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2009, 08:36:20 PM »
>Wait what the hell? You have to see this.

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2009, 08:39:47 PM »
>Wait what the hell? You have to see this.

>Tenshi will hate us if we watch and don't help, help either being helping reimu or helping tenshi - which may be the same as helping reimu - whichever her masochism dictates. Besides, eintei needs AC that doesn't rap.

Chaore

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2009, 08:44:41 PM »
>Tenshi will hate us if we watch and don't help, help either being helping reimu or helping tenshi - which may be the same as helping reimu - whichever her masochism dictates. Besides, eintei needs AC that doesn't rap.
>They have it, you nincompoop. Besides, we can always fake a loss if we need to.

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2009, 08:50:28 PM »
>They have it, you nincompoop. Besides, we can always fake a loss if we need to.

>You're patchy, you don't like seeing violence. Head to eintei.

Chaore

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2009, 08:56:58 PM »
>You're patchy, you don't like seeing violence. Head to eintei.
>You're spelling it wrong, So lets just call whatever the UFO is Eintei now. Everyone is happy.

Toasty

Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #143 on: December 21, 2009, 09:00:32 PM »
>You're spelling it wrong, So lets just call whatever the UFO is Eintei now. Everyone is happy.

>To to where reisen is and delvier that darn wheel. Also, get hourai ready for creeping people out.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #144 on: December 21, 2009, 09:02:16 PM »
>To to where reisen is and delvier that darn wheel. Also, get hourai ready for creeping people out.
> We already delivered the wheel, there is no wheel to deliver anymore!  But it needs a source of power now.
> Follow Reimu, but stay out of sight.

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #145 on: December 21, 2009, 09:11:44 PM »
> We already delivered the wheel, there is no wheel to deliver anymore!  But it needs a source of power now.
> Follow Reimu, but stay out of sight.

>After a great deal of debate and a little beating up of yourself, you follow after Reimu at a discreet distance.
>You go south.
>You follow Reimu into a thick stand of trees, where Tenshi, grinning proudly, holds a red UFO. It jerks about in her hands trying to get free.
>"Dammit, Byakuren..." Reimu says no one in particular, "You're supposed to be keeping those things under control."

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #146 on: December 21, 2009, 09:15:04 PM »
>Weren't those Nue's fault? Damn, why didn't we think of siccing her and Tenshi on one another?
>conjure popcorn
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #147 on: December 21, 2009, 09:20:43 PM »
>Weren't those Nue's fault? Damn, why didn't we think of siccing her and Tenshi on one another?
>conjure popcorn

>You really don't know what happened with those things. Aside from the fact it was collision of dashed expectations and irritants for everyone involved.
>If you could do that, you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
>"Maybe they were spying on you!" Tenshi suggests.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #148 on: December 21, 2009, 09:40:45 PM »
> Zoooo~m over to Eientei
> look out for blobular objects that resemble you or anyone you know.
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: Patchy Quest Again: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #149 on: December 21, 2009, 10:29:51 PM »
> Zoooo~m over to Eientei
> look out for blobular objects that resemble you or anyone you know.

>Off to Eientei you go!
>You do not see any amorphs, let alone ones personating people you know.
>It seems that Reisen has gone inside.

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