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[trancehime]

STG2

EASY

1. 鉄符「橙刃」
Iron Sign 「Orange Katana」
"Aaah, what the heck is this? It's raining swords and oranges!! It's so hard to maneuver, but sometimes I can take a break..."

2. 鉄符「赤く剣」
Iron Sign 「Red Sword」
"Waah! So much fire everywhere! I can't see who the heck I'm supposed to shoot at he-- OHSHI-"

3. 戦符「杖の儀式」
Battle Sign 「Wand of Rituals」
"It's kinda dark... and chilly... Oh shit, icicles outta nowhere!!"

NORMAL

1. 鉄符「レイピーア」
Iron Sign 「Rapier」
"Wah, this reminds me of the quickness of another certain person... But, this one can shoot bullets twice as fast!! Just like what one boxer said..."

2. 戦符「決闘者の包むな炎」
Battle Sign 「Duelist Consuming Flame」
"Hot hot hot!! Grazing these bullets really really buuuurns... How can I ever expect to survive this! The person disappeared!"
(Survival card, 60 counter)

3. 戦符「毒のアロー」
Battle Sign 「Venom Dart」
"This reminds me of the power of a certain doll... Well, if I graze, it seems my movement slows down considerably. I can't afford to miss my shots!!"

HARD

1. 鉄符「ストライク」
Iron Sign 「Strike」
"Ah, that... thing's got their sights on me... But where'd they go... I can only see a curtain of bullets! ...Damn, got me!"

2. 戦符「乱脈崩壊」
Battle Sign 「Chaotic Decay」
"Lots of poisonous arrows... How many different forms of danmaku DOES this thing have?! H, hey, don't hide from me!!! Aaargh, I feel weaker even staying here!!"
(Survival Card, 90 counter)

3. 鋼符「黄泉の拳」
Steel Sign 「Fist of Hades」
"I can feel the power of the underworld destroying my protection... So, I can't afford to let myself get overwhelmed by this!"

LUNATIC

1. 戦符「淵」
Battle Sign 「Abyss」
"It's dark again... Hey, shit, where'd you come out from!? Aah, you disappeared again?! Stop shooting and hiding and coming outta nowhere!"

2. 神速符「ローグのデスダンス」
Godspeed Sign 「Rogue Death Dance」
"This one doesn't disappear anymore, but... They're so fast?! It's like that stupid bird!!"
(Survival card, 120 count)

3. 天来符「天国突撃」
Heaven-sent Sign 「Heaven Piercer」
"Hey, each movement this person makes... releases such powerful blasts of energy?! It's covering up everything! These stupid cheeto lazers can get out of my face please!"
(Aimed cheeto lasers, bubbles, knife danmaku all conspire to fuck up your life)

[Demonlord Pichu]

Can us death fairies have cards too? I want to make some fancy cards just like you guys~

[Sodium]

Donut. No. All your cards are Aya's Last non-card. Except your last, which is Icicle Fall Lunatic.

[nintendonut888]

No Sodium, no. I will have Ayaesque donut bullets for some of my non-cards though.

Monoe, death fairies don't have spell cards, but I guess we can have your attack be named.

I'll say the same thing to Pichu that I told Kebinu way back when:
This is our game and we make and break the rules. You can have a spellcard at the least. Though since you're not a midboss, you don't get a change in music. :( Sorry.

Also Icicle Fall Lunatic is a freakin' awesome idea.

Anyway, since it may not get noticed editting it into a previous post, here's my new spell card idea:

easy/normal: Active Sign ~ Thousand Message Spammer: I would begin raining down bullets of various types (various lengths of posts) and rain them down. It would be like a number of other vertically falling spells like Starbow Break and Froggy Braves the Elements.

hard/lunatic: Edit Spam ~ Conversation in a Single Post: Like before, many bullets of various sizes rain down from the top. However, about 40% of the bullets upon reaching the bottom of the screen bounce up and fire multiple bullets in random directions, this time colored orange and indigo (the indigo groups would be smaller). This would force the player to keep above the bottom of the screen.

:D

I thought you'd like it. :D

Also, fine.

easy/normal: Idiot Sign ~ Icicle Fall Lunatic: An amazing barrage of seemingly impossible to dodge bullets. However, everything above me is completely safe.

hard/lunatic: Status Reinstatement ~ Eternal ⑨ Maiden: A beautiful pattern of bullets that I am way too unimaginative to think up. Everything above me is still open, yet if you travel there I will reverse the attack and you'll have to face me there. And yet, there's still a safespot somewhere in the barrage, making it trivial if you can find it (it's as big as the safespot in Apollo 13 though).

[trancehime]

Somebody rip and tear my spellcard names to shreds!!!

[Demonlord Pichu]

I'm fine with just a named attack. Hmm, I'll just let that be my...

Gekido (God) Punch!

My rage is boundless, my hatred is limitless. With this fist that seeths of my anger and animosity, I'll simply punch the hell out of what hope others may have and crush them with the malice that beats within my black heart.

[Drake]

i have been demoted lol

A non and a spell, hmm. I have no ideas.

[Dragoshi]

Well...I have, like... names for my cards, but way too many names and not enough, well...patterns. Hell, enough for multiple 'decks', to be honest.

Non-SCs will prolly' just be FAAAAAAABULOUS (by that, I mean rainbow-colored) generic stuff. Why the rainbow of colors? Disorientation. And annoyance. :V And before you ask why i'm coming up with multiple spellcards since i'll prolly' only need one, considering that i'm a mere midboss.... I'm just preparing for if I ever ascend to bosshood. :V (Always a good idea to plan ahead for the future, yanno.)

...Oh, and the comments are being said by Dragoshi, not the player. :V.

DECK A: Nonsense

Easy/Normal

Laziness「:effort:」
"...I have no idea what the hell I was thinking when I came up with this card. Seriously, this is SO goddamned stupid..."

...As is to be expected by the name it's just a very sloppy placement of various bullets with quite a few blindspots here and there. Dragoshi was hilariously 'off' when he came up with this one. The background... Is nothingness. Fitting for a card based around laziness.

Special Delivery「Truckful of Bees」
"You have NO idea how pissed off these guys are from staying in a truck for so long. You really don't."

Will definitely involve bee danmaku. Don't know about the other details, except that the image will probably be the inside of a truck...maybe one that's full of bees. :V

Explosive Disco「EXTREME FUNK」 (Will prolly' use this as my midboss card on Easy/Normal. :V)
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"

Background image becomes that of a typical disco, ball included. A silhouette of Iku Nagae in her infamous pose (The one that's similar to John Travolta's dance pose from Saturday Night Fever) appears behind Dragoshi. Small, colorful explosions of bullets appear and spread out, covering the area while being accompanied by thin, prismatic lasers.

Generic Sign「Also, Generic Ice Cream. Now on sale.」 (Or this. But i'm prolly' leaning towards EXTREME FUNK)
"Hey! You got your advertisements in my danmaku! Well, you got your danmaku in my advertisements! ...also, why am I talking to myself again?"

....Yeah, I got nothing. Though I do know that the colors of the bullets will be Brown, White, and Pink. As to represent Neopolitan (Or however that's spelt) flavor ice cream.

Inane Typos「Realty Baker」
"...Wait a second, this isn't Reality Breaker. FUCK!"

No idea for this one either. Will prolly' involve shooting out house-shaped loaves of bread at people, though.

Hard/Lunatic

Birds of Fury「Double Deuce」 (Might use this as Hard/Lunatic midboss spellcard.)
"Hey, you know what? FUCK YOU!"

Dragoshi gives the player the double deuce (In other words he flips them off with both middle fingers) and randomly gains a luchadore mask. ...Well, for this spellcard anyway. No idea on other details, but it'll prolly' have something similar to Unzan's fists attacking from the sides, except slightly smaller and with the middle fingers rudely sticking out.

Revel in Madness「Psychotic Laughter」
"ahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...hahaaaaa. ...Heh."

Probably the only spellcard in this 'Deck' that borders on actually being somewhat serious. Insane laughter can be heard in background during the duration of this spellcard. The player will not only have to deal with bullets, but soundwaves (Which can be destroyed if shot at enough) as well. Dunno what else i'll put down for this. :/

Agitation「AAAAAAAAA Through FFFFFF」 (Miiiiiight use this instead. Though i'll prolly' use Birds of Fury, though.)
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The music becomes much more grating and in addition, Dragoshi starts screeching. This is pretty much a test of one's focus as reality starts becoming foggier, thus making things harder to see. Also, letter danmaku. Dunno what kind o' pattern it'll be though.

Unholy Union「EXPLODING DISCO BEES」
"Alright, enough screwing around! Let me show you some REAL firepower!"

Takes some aspects of Special Delivery「Truckful of Bees」 and Exploding Disco「EXTREME FUNK」 and combines them into a fucked-up...thing. Which aspects, i've yet to decide.

Last Word

Ultimatum「Because bread」
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

Aaaaaaaand, that's it for Deck A. Decks B and C will come up sometime in the near future. Depends on how lazy I feel.

[LHCling]

Meh. Needs more SOOPER SPECIAL SUICIDE AWESOME CLUB BASEMENT BOWLING ALLEY/SNUFF FILM AND MUSIC STUDIO. WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY GENESIS. 

Fixed.

Nuh-uh.
Yes it is, stop complaining. Utopia never exists in the first place, so there will always be arguments and disagreements.

And wow. Lots of posts about...

...what? Seriously? Interesting...

[Jana]

Meh. Needs more SOOPER SPECIAL SUICIDE CLUB BASEMENT BOWLING ALLEY/SNUFF FILM AND MUSIC STUDIO. WITH SPECIAL MUSICAL PERFORMANCE BY GENESIS. 

Should be the final spellcard in the game, only unlocked after both capturing and timing out every other card.

Jan would probably just appear among the nameless fairies in an early stage, considering his demotion from Stage 2 midboss... And my drop in activity.

Also, someone needs an Uboa card, like the one from ICS, but with more あああああああああああああああああああああああああああ.

[Dragoshi]

No, donut. That's a bit too...in-jokey. And I don't think there are spellcards strong enough at containing that level of fucktardery.

[nintendonut888]

I just figured out my last spell. The reason behind it would be that the rebellion somehow allows me to regain my idiot maiden powers at long last (somehow; we haven't even gotten the plot decided).

easy/normal/hard/lunatic: Idiot Maiden: A 120 second survival card. For the first 60 seconds, I will be firing a small spray of bullets everywhere, and every five seconds I will throw a familiar to a set spot on the screen (representing a new thread I make). Every familiar will fire off a random barrage of bullets whose density depends on the difficulty. After the 60 seconds, phase two begins.

In phase two, I begin editing my bullets. I sweep a laser across the screen back and forth constantly. This laser does not harm the player, but every bullet it touches will move in another random direction. After 40 seconds, the final phase begins.

In the final 20 seconds, all the familiars/threads are merged together into one spot on the screen (where I am). The bullet density from the familiars does not change, but they are now all concentrated on one spot of the screen, and I sweep the laser around in a circle now. After 20 seconds, the spell card ends and I get my idiot maiden powers revoked by TSO, ending the battle. 

What do you think? BTW, this would be like Resurrection Butterfly, in that you still lose lives during the spell card.

Awesome. 6 cards in total then?

Also, I have my nonspells figured out. They're probably going to be ridiculously hard, but that's how we want them to be right? After all, I'm a stage 5 boss, and stage 5 bosses always cause rage!

Well, I still need most of my non-spells and two more spell cards, but yeah. I also need a last spell and a last word.

[Kanako Yasaka]

Anyway, my nonspells are going to be similar.

They're all going to involve familiars not unlike the kedamas in PCB extra that spin a bullet pattern around at you. I will have two of them, one on each side of me (and below me as well) and they will be constantly shooting that pattern while I shoot a shitload of bullets everywhere but about...

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There, kind of (just more space on the bottom). O_o So therefore, you get limited space to dodge two constant diagonal swarms of bullets. Obviously, they'd get faster and denser as the difficulties increase, and change a bit depending on which noncard number they're on (in speed obviously, and maybe the last noncard will add an extra familiar to the mix, but make the bullets a bit slower and less dense.)


NOTE THAT THIS POST MIGHT NOT MAKE MUCH SENSE CONSIDERING I'M RIDICULOUSLY TIRED.

[Zengar Zombolt]

So all these spellcard speculation happens every time there's a Idiot Maiden rotation?

[nintendonut888]

Nope, this is just what we do. Like I said, there's always something odd going on, whether it's this or idiot maiden mafia or me mangling drawing another Touhou character. It's just spell card speculation this time.

Also, this is the first idiot maiden rotation ever.

Isn't it sad Donut? ;_;

;_;

And bright yellow? For some reason I never thought that'd be Pesco's color.

I prefer plain yellow text. But it wouldn't be an Idiot Maiden edit if it wasn't in glow.

So if you're a godmother AND an idiot maiden...would that make you a senile grandmother?

Tewi is not senile, not sure about the grandmother part.

[Zengar Zombolt]

Nope, this is just what we do. Like I said, there's always something odd going on, whether it's this or idiot maiden mafia or me mangling drawing another Touhou character. It's just spell card speculation this time.

Heh, I already like hanging around you guys.

[Dragoshi]

In any case. I'm trying to write up Deck B. Well, type up is the case. And before you ask why i'm typing up multiple decks even though i'm still only gonna be a mid-boss... I'd like to give the player characters a little variety. That and it'd be boring if they all had to face the same spellcard.

[nintendonut888]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

IMO, every big victory should have one of these.

[trancehime]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

IMO, every big victory should have one of these.

MY DICK HURTS

...what xD

[Dragoshi]

We're all a little bit hard. :V

[trancehime]

So basically I told someone about this and mentioned about my status as STG2 boss/half of the Phantasm boss

His reaction? "So you're Chen?"

[Dragoshi]

BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN BURN BUBURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND!

Uhhh... yeah. Don't ask. I just find this to be strangely hilarious and I felt like sharing it with you guys.

[Moerin]

Well, I'm entitled to one spellcard, so here goes (even if I only have names and no patterns for my non-Last Word ones)...  Also, a few seconds before the fight with me begins, I come careening down the center of the screen, attempting to kick the player.  After this, I reappear a few seconds later and the fight begins.  If I have any dialogue at all, it will involve me claiming to be not only the stage 4 boss, but the mastermind behind the whole incident, and that I was put up to it by Ruro.

Easy/Normal: Wild Mass Guess "Everyone's a Time Lord"

Hard/Lunatic: Epileptic Tree "In The Aftermath of Third Impact"

Last Word: Obsession "Unlimited Wriggle Works"
Theorist launches a barrage ripped off of inspired by Wriggle's Unseasonable Butterfly Storm, as the background changes to a picture of him hugging Wriggle.  After a few seconds, however, hundreds of Wriggles begin descending from the top of the screen, attempting to Wriggle Kick the player.

As for non-card attacks, they'd look initially like they were just random barrages, but as they go on it becomes clear that there is an incredibly complex pattern.

Also, I call final boss for the PoDD/PoFV style sequel/spin-off/whatever whose plot involves me trying to convince everyone that I actually am the final boss.  Even if no-one believes me.

[Pesco]

Damn, yellow glow text is fugly. I'm sticking with plain yellow text whenever I edit a post.

Damn you, I was going to use yellow.

[nintendonut888]

Fair enough. It was admittingly not pretty.

So hooray, finals are approaching me~ Hopefully I'll get through them all okay.

And also...has anyone else ever had to deal with mentally impaired people talking to you out of nowhere? Just the way some of them talk to you bugs me. -_-

To clarify, one of those kids walked by while I was here and asked "is that animu?" (yeah, he said animu). I know it's not their fault, but it still...irks me.

[Gpop]

Hooray Comp Sci. exam this Thursday and Friday, and Physics Culminating tomorrow and Wednesday!

While I still have to do the second part of my English Culminating tonight =/.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Last Word

Ultimatum 「Because bread」
"...bread, bread as far as the eyes can see. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Dragoshi now wields a loaf of bread. It appears to be some sort of horrendous combination of sourdough and french bread. A...frankenbread, so to speak. The background image is now that of an... endless field of breads. No idea on the other stuff, but there WILL be bread. Lots and lots of bread.

You remind me so, so much of Server-tan (who by the way, also wielded a loaf of bread in her final boss fight). I remember that in ICS, one of the good ends was going to have Server-tan running around with a donations box yelling "O~SAISEN! O~SAISEN!" (to represent Poosh getting the PayPal button for donations).

The other one, though, would have featured Nameless Fairy, 503-tan, and Server-tan having the usual tea and friendship, but turn into a ranting about the bread that 503-tan and Server-tan brought to have with the tea, and it would go to the smallest details before the ending was cut short.
BREAD END

Anyway, needs more Lunatic-level bread cards.

Yeast Sign 「Wonderbread」
Dough Sign 「Leaven or Hell」
French Loaf Sign 「Bon Pain」
Oven Sign 「Do It, Baguette」
Carb Sign 「Those in Knead」
Roll Sign 「Batter Up」
Meat Bun Sign 「Bake It Easy」

And two last ones that I've made up just now as companion pieces to one another:

Historically Out of Context 「Let them eat Cake」
Historically Out of Context 「Croissant Crusade」

I was expecting this from Trefle

Also, I call final boss for the PoDD/PoFV style sequel/spin-off/whatever

How 'bout a fighting game instead?

(And oh man, I made that image so long ago...)

Oh man, I never noticed that one. Needs anti-aliasing though

[Moerin]

A fighting game?  I can work with that too... As long as I get something interface screw-y for my last spell, at least.

Eheh~

[Mizuki-chan]

Finals are tomorrow for me. Tuesday; Gym, English  Wednesday; World history  Thursday: Dance, Biology
Essay question on the worse book I have read The Odyssey
     

[nintendonut888]

On the way home from school today, I thought up my last two spell cards. Now I just need to think up a last word.

easy/normal: Retro Sign ~ PC-98: A yin yang orb is shot, bouncing across the screen in a predictable pattern. Enemies come in from the sides of the screen and shoot bullets, but they are simple streaming. I myself fire a thin spray of bullets that while they appear small, have hitboxes larger than they look. Also, focusing is disabled.

hard/lunatic: Bitter Memories ~ Shuusou Gyoku: Every second I fire a cheeto laser, alternating from left to right. These travel quick, so you must always be on the move. I supplement these lasers with medium sized bullets that while not particularly big, travel blazingly fast. Along with this, enemies come in from the sides as before, but this time they move quickly at your position, and are likely to collide with you if you try destroying them. Also, death bombing is disabled.

Meh, I like the next one better.

easy/normal: Mafia Sign ~ ⑨ Squad: Two columns of bullets fall down on opposite sides of the screen, as they do in Kanako's fourth spell card (Source of Rains). The bullets are water bullets of Appeal to Emotion, and they travel back and forth slowly. Donut himself moves little, and fires a light spray of WIFOM bullets that curve and travel back towards him. Pesco A (the Roukanken shot type) has a strangely large amount of difficulty with this spell card.

hard/lunatic: Scum Sign ~ Real Woman of Science: On opposite sides of the screen, two identical sets of familiars are fired. On the bottom of each set are hydra formation familiars that fire at a crow shaped familiar on the top of the screen. These two sets sweep across the screen in a matter of seconds, and the player must dodge between the crossfire as they come by. Donut in the mean time plays keep away, and actively stays away from your bullets. At regular intervals, he fires three Yuyuko-shaped familiars that fire a quick spray of random bullets. This spell card has a short timer, and if you don't end the spell card before the time runs out, you automatically lose a life.

You just LOVE doing this to me don't you, I made a small edit in the spellcard title. >_>

I think I overthinked these, but whatever. >.>

Kanako, this has nothing to do with you. It's not like I played that whole game just to troll you.

I was just being silly, jeeze.