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Patchy Quest Moreso: A Z-Machine Adventure
Hello Purvis:
+++Nazrin Located+++
>You are Patchouli, Gensokyo's greatest freeloader! You are on a mission to banish humidity from your library! It is unseasonably hot for late fall; the Aki Sisters have been complaining about the season being recalcitrant. Wriggle had taken up burglary and got in trouble with the Moriya Shrine, but you have sorted that out. The Prismrivers have broken up! Cirno has taken up Hip Hop at Eientei and failing terribly with Lunasa. Kaguya has asked you to provide a better cooling method for Eientei than Cirno hanging around. Byakuren and her followers are trying to build a temple, you have offered to help!
>You have a terribly embarrassing tattoo that no one can know about, and no idea how to get rid of it. Koakuma is on holiday, as stipulated in her contract. You are convinced Sakuya has it out for you. Aya has been arrested. You have had a strange thing for hot sauces of all kinds. You've been gathering Secret Items for a robed woman in the alley in human town. Keine is missing. Reimu beat you up for breaking into Keine's school, and took a few of your spellcards. You have been Mukyuing shamelessly, and you think people are starting to talk.
--- Quote from: Vic Viper on December 01, 2009, 09:11:41 PM ---> FFFFFFFFFFFFF
> Plan B: don't give crayons to Flandre
> Actually, we've been running around all day, would a bath and a change of clothes benefit us in any way?
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>Damned maid!
>A bath and change of clothes would probably feel pretty good. But unless you intend to dive into the fountain, it would take awhile to set up. Remilia has a thing about running water in the mansion, so the maids would have to fill the tub by hand.
--- Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on December 01, 2009, 09:58:28 PM --->Ask Sakuya and Flandre about Rumia and Jeff K Anon.
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--- Quote from: That Guy on December 01, 2009, 10:08:19 PM --->Go to the Underground so you can ask Utsuho about a Sun Shard like Nitori suggested.
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--- Quote from: E-Nazrin on December 01, 2009, 10:45:47 PM --->make sweet, sweet love to Kisume along the way
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--- Quote from: Kasu on December 01, 2009, 11:59:52 PM ---> Inform Lyrica about what Rinnosuke told you about Merlin.
> Murasa should be in the library right? Give her the book on engineering.
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--- Quote from: E-Nazrin on December 02, 2009, 12:04:51 AM --->dodge schizophrenia by splitting into future and past Patchoilis to multitask
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--- Quote from: Vic Viper on December 02, 2009, 12:11:25 AM ---> While we're at it, head to the shrine and talk to Reimu
> While going to Marisa's at the same time
> Wonder what Yuyuko's up to, so head to Hakugyokurou
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--- Quote from: E-Nazrin on December 02, 2009, 12:13:33 AM --->get shit real with Meiling and Flandre
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--- Quote from: Vic Viper on December 02, 2009, 12:16:12 AM ---> Realize every previous idea was bad, so avoid Sakuya's sight and sneak into the mansion. Take a bath and change into some clean clothes, then locate Flandre again. If she's still with Sakuya, it'll be better to see her if we're nice and clean.
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>This is why we can't have nice things.
>Attempting to split into past and future Patchoulis would certainly help you find Keine, because she would hunt you down and kick your ass for the rest of your natural life.
>You know that cloning yourself would be a bad idea. The clone would try to steal your library.
>You head inside, and tell one of the maids to draw you a bath.
--- Quote from: That Guy on December 02, 2009, 12:35:43 AM --->Use magic to divide yourself into several copies
>Go take a bath while your copies carry out the other tasks that have been suggested
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>You know that cloning yourself would be a bad idea. The clone would try to steal your library.
--- Quote from: E-Nazrin on December 02, 2009, 01:25:49 AM --->SEPULCHRITUDE!!!!
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>You do not know any haberdasher's daughters.
>The one of the maids informs you that the bath is ready. It seems that taking a cool bath has been a popular activity in the mansion lately, so they had one mostly prepared.
>One bath later, you are significantly cleaner and less sore. A fresh set of clothes doesn't feel half bad, either.
>Your Current Condition: Having a Good Day, Refreshed, and Damp-Haired
>You are in the foyer of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Here you can see many expensive artworks covering the walls, and a few classical statues in tastefully arranged places. Grand stairways on either side of the foyer elegantly wend upwards toward a balcony that opens to the tower where Remilia stays. To the east are the maids' quarters, and to the west is the kitchen. To the south you can see elegant double doors leading outside. Off to the the side near the kitchen entrance is a small door leading to the basement.
>_
--- Quote from: theshim on December 02, 2009, 06:16:00 AM ---> Grab a couple of your volumes from the library to trade to Rinnosuke for sizable amounts of "cash moneys"
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>You refuse to sell your children.
--- Quote from: rdj522 on December 02, 2009, 06:18:45 AM ---> Head to the basement; maybe Flandre's done playing in the fountain by now
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>You return to the basement and find Flandre is there, wearing a bathrobe and her hair in a towel, reading again. "Patch-patch!" she cries as you walk in, and again you are enveloped in a hug.
--- Quote from: That Guy on December 02, 2009, 06:26:11 AM --->If Flan is in the basement, give her the crayons and talk to her. If not, leave the mansion and head to the Underground.
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>You give Flandre the Box of Crayons, which is enough to detach her from you. She opens the box, eyes shining, then says, "I didn't know there were this many colors!"
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E-Nazrin:
>"They're pretty, aren't they? How have you been, Flandre?"
Hello Purvis:
--- Quote from: E-Nazrin on December 02, 2009, 07:53:26 AM --->"They're pretty, aren't they? How have you been, Flandre?"
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>"I played out in the fountain, it was bright out but Sakuya had an umbrella so it was okay! And I told her all about Shiva and how he's way better than that stinky ole Surtr she told me about but she just nodded and you could tell she didn't believe me! Then we had some cake!"
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Janitor Morgan:
> "I agree; Shiva is much better. His five mantras are associated with the five elements, after all."
> "...Say, has Sakuya said anything to you about me? I can't shake the feeling that she's out to get me."
Hello Purvis:
--- Quote from: rdj522 on December 02, 2009, 09:04:04 AM ---> "I agree; Shiva is much better. His five mantras are associated with the five elements, after all."
> "...Say, has Sakuya said anything to you about me? I can't shake the feeling that she's out to get me."
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>"That's right!" says Flandre. "You're so smart!"
>"Ummm...she hasn't said anything to me. But I think she gets mad whenever I talk about you. You can tell, her eyes get a little squinty."
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