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[Music/Charity '09] Tou-ho-ho Songfest Rules and Entries
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FinnKaenbyou:
Welp, I finally put something together for this.

Original: O, Christmas Tree

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging;
Not only green when summer's here,
But also when 'tis cold and drear.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy leaves are so unchanging!

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me;
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me;
How often has the Christmas tree
Afforded me the greatest glee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Much pleasure thou can'st give me.

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!
From base to summit, gay and bright,
There's only splendor for the sight.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
Thy candles shine so brightly!

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!
Thou bidst us true and faithful be,
And trust in God unchangingly.
O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree!
How richly God has decked thee!

And now my little incarnation, cleverly dubbed Donation Box.

Donation box, donation box,
Your offerings are so petty.
Donation box, donation box,
Why aren't you fat, like Letty?
The faithful come, with cash in tow,
So why are you still empty so?
Donation box, donation box,
Your offerings are so petty.

Donation box, Donation box,
I think you might need dusting.
Donation box, donation box,
The coins inside are rusting.
All smaller than a fifty yen,
There can't be more than nine or ten.
Donation box, donation box,
I think you might need dusting.

Donation box, donation box,
You're still so fun to rattle.
Donation box, donation box,
When I return from battle.
I'm done with youkai genocide,
To shake you is my only pride,
Donation box, donation box,
You're still so fun to rattle.

Donation box, donation box,
I wish that I could burn you,
Donation box, donation box,
So then I wouldn't yearn you.
I look inside, with hopes help high,
But since you're bare, deep down I die,
Donation box, donation box,
I wish that I could burn you.

MP3 because I had to. I hate my own voice with a passion, and I hate my singing even more, so be glad you're getting this. :V
Kilgamayan:
Slapping this down to make sure I get a claim on it. Hasn't been sung yet but I'll be sure to post it when it's recorded.

Title: Hey, Ho, Nobody Home

Lyrics:
Hey, ho, nobody home
No meat, no drink, nor money have I none
Yet should we be merry
(repeat)

"Original" recording (everything you need to hear is literally in the first 40 seconds)

Kilgamayan, UncertainKitten and Drake (song will be sung as a round, which is why it's so short)

New title: Hey, Ho, Osaisen

New lyrics:

Hey, ho, osaisen
Donations please 'cuz money have I none
You will make me very merry
(repeat)
mad:
My little Christmas entry.

Santa got run over by a reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged her not to go
But she left her medication
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow.

When they found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminating Clause marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards
With cousin Mel.

It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched
The hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


Original lyrics in sound

Mokou got run over by Kaguya

Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such things as lorries,
But as for me and Mokou we believe.

She'd been drinking with Suika
And we'd begged her not to go,
But she lost her favorite clothing
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow

When they found her a bit later.
At the scene of the attack.
There were tire tracks on her forehead
And incriminating NEET marks on her back

Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Mokou
She's been taking this so well
See her there torching Eientei
Drinking beer and kicking ass
With Kiene

It's not Christmas without Mokou
Torching Eientei till it's black
And we just can't help but wonder
To our festival will she
Be coming back.

Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe

Mystia is being stalked
By Yuyuko, The Hungry
And Red-and-White is hoping
For many donations

I've told all my friends and feighbors
Eientei has some new toys
That just ran over Mokou.
Kaguya Likes to drive it
Roaring through bamboo

Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe

Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe

(I won't sing it)
Pesco:
Joint entry by myself and Helepolis.

Reisen the red-eyed rabbit

Reisen the red-eyed rabbit
had a pair of crinkly ears
and if Tewi ever pulled them
she would be brought to tears

All of the other rabbits
used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Reisen
play in any rabbit games

Then one foggy Lunar eve
Eirin came to say:
Reisen with your eyes so bright
won't you guard the house tonight?

Then all the rabbits loved her
as they usa'd out with glee
Reisen the red-eyed rabbit,
You'll go down to Yukari!

Words & vocals : Pesco
Editing: Helepolis
COPIRIGHTO:
When Santa was a boy orignal recording

Lyrics
When santa claus was a boy
He liked to give other children toys.
Except for kids who werent that nice
He filled their socks with ice.

He liked winter more than spring
He loved to laugh and loved to sing
Christmas carols were his favorite songs
He sang them all year long (fa la la la)

CHORUS:
Santa claus oh santa claus
What a funny boy he was


No one could quite understand
Till Santa was a man

He wasnt all that great in school
But in geography he ruled
He could name every home
from the North Pole to Rome


After school he liked to play
On his papas winter sleigh
He was sure reindeer could fly
If someone would let them try

CHORUS

Always in a jolly mood
Christmas cookies were his favorite food
He liked to give more than receive
Especially on Christmas Eve

He always wore... red suits
He always wore black boots
Even at the summer beach
He kept them within reach
CHORUS
(instrumental last 2 lines (no one..)

He spent his weekends with the elves
Making toys all by themselves
They learned to make such wondrous things
While theyd laugh and sing (ha ha ha la la

Lots of kids thought he was strange
But they liked him just the same
His joyful heart and merry way
Brightened every day Ho Ho Ho Ho
CHORUS CHORUS
Repeat last line: No one could quite understand
Till santa was a man

When Yuyuko Was Alive Downlad

Lyrics
When Yuyuko was alive
She liked to eat other people
Except for the kids who tasted sick
She filled their socks with a...

Always in a jolly mood
Mystia was her favorite food
She liked to eat more than fight
Especially in Imperishable Night

Yuyuko oh Yuyuko
What a hungry girl she was

No one could quite understand
unTill she ate them ALL

She liked winter less than spring
She loved to eat and still more eat
She also liked to eat chicken's feet
She ate them all year long (fa la la la)


She wasnt all that great in school
But in the cafeteria she ruled
She could name every food
from Wriggle and the bird

Yuyuko oh Yuyuko
What a hungry girl she was

No one could quite understand
After they got eaten

After school she liked to eat
She even ate her papa's feet
She was sure shrinemaidens could fly
If someone would let them try

She always had her giant fan
She always shot butterflies and
Even at the summer beach
She kept them within reach

Yuyuko oh yuyuko
What a hungry girl she was
No one could quite understand
Because their brains were digested


She spent weekends with Yukari
fooling around all by themselves
They learned to steal such precious things
While theyd laugh at our suffering while she shot those freakin' huge bullets at us

Lots of kids thought she was strange
But they Got eaten just the same
Her joyful heart that she stabbed
Made her a ghost Ho Ho Ho Ho

Yuyuko oh yuyuko
what a hungry girl she was
No one could quite understand
Because they went down her digestive system

Yuyuko oh Yuyuko
What a hungry girl she was
No one could quite understand
Until she ate Mystia


Till Yuyuko was DEAD

(I didn't bother to reedit the lyrics to match the final song)
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