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[Music/Charity '09] Tou-ho-ho Songfest Rules and Entries
Dead Princess Sakana:
With permission from Madness Chaser, my entry is the vocalization of his 'Mokou got run over by Kaguya'
So, here's all the necessary information:
Original Song: "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
--- Quote from: Madness Chaser on December 04, 2009, 01:16:57 AM ---Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged her not to go
But she left her medication
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow.
When they found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on her forehead
And incriminating Clause marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards
With cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would just have matched
The hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh
And plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Original lyrics in sound
--- End quote ---
Touhou Version: "Mokou got run over by Kaguya" Download
For the recording I used this Karaoke-Version
Text written by Madness Chaser
Note: Cursive text are additions made by me
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine on Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such things as lorries,
But as for me and Mokou we believe.
She'd been drinking with Suika
And we'd begged her not to go,
But she lost her favorite clothing
So she stumbled out the door
Into the snow
When they found her a bit later.
At the scene of the attack.
There were tire tracks on her forehead
And incriminating NEET marks on her back
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Mokou
She's been taking this so well
See her there torching Eientei
Drinking beer and kicking ass
With Keine-Sensei
It's not Christmas without Mokou
Torching Eientei till it's black
And we just can't help but wonder
To our festival will she
Be coming back.
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe
Mystia is being stalked
By Yuyuko, The Hungry Ghost
And Red-and-White Shrine Maiden
Is hoping for donations in the cold
I've told all my friends and neighbors
Eientei has some new toys
That just ran over Mokou.
Kaguya Likes to drive it
Roaring through the bamboo
Mokou got run over by Kaguya
Walking home from the shrine on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Mokou, we believe
Sing it, Mokou
I got run over by Kaguya
Now my body's burning with an angry glow
You can say there's no such thing as lorries
But as for me and Kaguya, we know
(Yes, that's still me singing that part XD)
Kiro:
Original Song: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Link to Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpinzLXXp14
Yukari Is Fooling Around For 12 Days
Author: Kiro
Vocals: None at the moment
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On the 1st day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
A miko with her gohei.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 4th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Eight onis drinking,
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 9th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Nine Tenkos flashing,
Eight onis drinking,
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Ten witches grazing,
Nine Tenkos flashing,
Eight onis drinking,
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Eleven fairies dying,
Ten witches grazing,
Nine Tenkos flashing,
Eight onis drinking,
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
On the 12th day of Christmas, Yukari gapped to me:
Twelve bullets flying,
Eleven fairies dying,
Ten witches grazing,
Nine Tenkos flashing,
Eight onis drinking,
Seven Mokous burning,
Six Yamas judging,
Five Moriya's rings.
Four parasols,
Three napping Chens,
Two Yin-Yang orbs,
And a miko with her gohei.
7TC7:
Considering this song was written in the town I'm living I HAVE to take it apart~
Original: Silent Night, Holy Night
Silent Night, Holy Night
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born
Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Now, the new lyrics with one totally new verse~
Imperishable Night, Eternal Night
Imperishable night, eternal night
Nightbugs fly, shining bright
Eating the Sparrow the Ghostly Child
Youmu just watching absent of mind
Rest in eternal peace
Rest in eternal peace
Imperishable night, eternal night
The village vanishes out of their sight
Keine points to a building afar
There hides the mastermind Alleluia!
Marisa, the Witch comes
Marisa, the Witch comes
Imperishable night, eternal night
Daughter of Tepes with scarlet light
Bright beams shoot from the bosses face
Loud ticking noises signal the graze
Fighting for the next Dawn
Fighting for the next Dawn
Imperishable night, eternal night
Extra Stage time for the Red/White
Mokou is waiting - has nothing to do
No Kaguya today, so she?s fighting with you
The fire, it burned for all night
The fire, it burned for all night?
Now, with 100% more of my voice
- and some really high notes I can't reach~
Janitor Morgan:
Solo entry by myself; just the lyrics, if anyone wants to take a stab at it.
We Three Kings of Orient Are (original recording)
We three kings of Orient are;
Bearing gifts we traverse afar,
Field and fountain, moor and mountain,
Following yonder star.
Chorus
O star of wonder, star of light,
Star with royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us to thy perfect light.
Born a King on Bethlehem?s plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again,
King forever, ceasing never,
Over us all to reign.
Chorus
Frankincense to offer have I;
Incense owns a Deity nigh;
Prayer and praising, voices raising,
Worshipping God on high.
Chorus
Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom;
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,
Sealed in the stone cold tomb.
Chorus
Glorious now behold Him arise;
King and God and sacrifice;
Heav'n sings Alleluia,
Alleluia the earth replies.
Chorus
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We Three Queens of Danmaku Are
We three queens of danmaku are;
Bearing spells we have fallen far,
Beaten and foiled after our toil,
Stopped by a girl bizarre.
Chorus
Reimu, stop spamming your Fantasy Seal;
How else can our plans become real?
It is quite tiring when you come firing
With your Hakurei pow'rs unreal.
Mistress of a mansion of red,
Yet the sun I grew up to dread.
The plot t'was most fun; I'd blot out the sun!
...Reimu ripped that plan to shreds.
Chorus
I rule o'er Hakugyokurou;
A cherry tree in my garden grows.
"Collect spring, and soon, the blossoms will bloom!"
...Thanks to Reimu, not one rose.
Chorus
My Impossible Requests five
None have passed while I've been alive,
'Til the last fight of Imperish'ble Night...
Somehow that Reimu survived.
Chorus
Why must she, the miko who flies,
Strike at us like we're just garden mice?
Still, not huge losses, for 'gainst Extra Bosses,
Reimu will want to think twice.
Chorus
triangles:
While not what one would consider a "traditional" holiday song, it's the highlight of one of the most iconic Christmas TV specials of all time....
Original: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Original Lyrics
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
And now for the triangles (un)original....
Touhouification: You're a Mean One, Kanako (link only because the forums hate me and won't let me attach a file)
The clarinet playing is also me :V
You’re a mean one, Kanako
You really are an ass
No remorse for all the tengu
And the kappa you harass
Kanako
You’re a great big jerk who’s completely
deprived of class
You’re a monster, Kanako
Making Gensokyo your goal
Trying to steal away the faith
And the gods’ power as a whole
Kanako
I wouldn’t touch your shrine with a
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Kanako
You act like you own the place
But you’re just an interloper
And your miko’s a disgrace
Kanako
If I had the ability I would blast you
Straight to outer space
You’re a foul one, Kanako
Your fight is such a chore
Your bullets always find their mark
And my bombs you just ignore
Kanako
The two words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote:
“Cheating Whore!”
You’re a rotter, Kanako
Your greed just will not quit
Making Reimu actually do some work is
The worst crime you could commit
Kanako
You decided to trick a stupid crow into chowing down on a flame god,
Giving her crazy nuclear powers and an appetite for destruction,
And you didn’t care just one bit!
You nauseate me, Kanako
Yet you think we should exalt
But that crow making a geyser
Led to the U.F.O. assault
Kanako
In fact everything bad that’s happened since you came is
Somehow your fault!