Author Topic: Purity into Cirno's Crazy Math Class...and Purity again (Read 23326 times)

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #90 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:41:09 AM »

Quote from: Modu no Pico on November 30, 2009, 12:38:18 AM

see:Peer-pressure

I'm not going to ask. Nor am I going to criticize because if I had the opportunities I'm inferring you've had, I'd be dirtier.

I'd just like to...caution you to be careful. If you aren't already.

and Suikama winrars

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #91 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:42:05 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on November 30, 2009, 12:36:44 AM

How? More erotic snowmen?

More experience and opportunities, most likely. Still, 27.4%?! You must have been a monster in your dating years!

Quote from: Cadmas on November 30, 2009, 12:39:05 AM

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I AM NOT SEEING ANY NEEDLESSLY SYMBOLIC CROSSES HERE

Tengukami · « **Reply #92 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:43:30 AM »

As I think of it, most of the things I checked off I did when I was in my 20s. Some of it, the substances in particular, was done in high school.

Things like going to see a porno in a theatre, subscribing to a porn magazine, or playing Twister naked with cooking oil - yeah, like Slowpoke said, that's pretty outdated. I last saw advertisements for porn in theatre when I was still in grade school. Maybe it varies by region.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #93 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:44:37 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on November 30, 2009, 12:43:30 AM

As I think of it, most of the things I checked off I did when I was in my 20s. Some of it, the substances in particular, was done in high school.

Things like going to see a porno in a theatre, subscribing to a porn magazine, or playing Twister naked with cooking oil - yeah, like Slowpoke said, that's pretty outdated. I last saw advertisements for porn in theatre when I was still in grade school. Maybe it varies by region.

As I said, I'll be happy if I can even see the amount of experience you've had in the distance by the time I'm your age.

dustyjo · « **Reply #94 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:45:22 AM »

Why do I feel as if I've been missing out on something?

Easy Mode · « **Reply #95 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:45:36 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on November 30, 2009, 12:41:09 AM

I'm not going to ask. Nor am I going to criticize because if I had the opportunities I'm inferring you've had, I'd be dirtier.

I'd just like to...caution you to be careful. If you aren't already.

Well, being stupid, fourteen, and having older friends has pretty awful effects.

And to be honest, if I could go back and change it, I would. But now it's literally made me want more. Sure, it sounds nice, but it makes me really sad sometimes. The fact that I was truly exposed to stuff I shouldn't have been at around six only made it worse from then on out.

Tengukami · « **Reply #96 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:46:59 AM »

Quote from: Suikama on November 30, 2009, 12:40:43 AM

Well every question involving sex, even if it's normal sex, you would answer quite differently from us.

I disagree. Marriage concentrates your sex life on a single person. They might be more apt to try new things, being married to you, I suppose. But like I said, the bulk of the things I answered were things I did in my 20s, when I was free and single.

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #97 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:47:49 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on November 30, 2009, 12:36:44 AM

How? More erotic snowmen?

oh...at least you have snow in winter for make that. Here no have snow (or only few snowdrops)...because try to make a ero-ero snowman is a fun idea now who i think. um,added a carrot, a cucumber,a banana or maybe a long cabagge will work in snow-males,but...in females,how will be? i know,a pair of melons, coconuts,oranges or even tangerines or lemons can be good for the upside...but down? um...
((thinking weird things again is your fault XD))

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #98 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:48:54 AM »

Quote from: Modu no Pico on November 30, 2009, 12:45:36 AM

Well, being stupid, fourteen, and having older friends has pretty awful effects.

And to be honest, if I could go back and change it, I would. But now it's literally made me want more. Sure, it sounds nice, but it makes me really sad sometimes. The fact that I was truly exposed to stuff I shouldn't have been at around six only made it worse from then on out.

I don't really envy you. Even I recognize that there's an age that's just too young.

I...hope things get better for you.

Quote from: VIVI on November 30, 2009, 12:47:49 AM

oh...at least you have snow in winter for make that. Here no have snow (or only few snowdrops)...because try to make a ero-ero snowman is a fun idea now who i think. um,added a carrot, a cucumber,a banana or maybe a long cabagge will work in snow-males,but...in females,how will be? i know,a pair of melons, coconuts,oranges or even tangerines or lemons can be good for the upside...but down? um...
((thinking weird things again is your fault XD))

fleshlight maybe?

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #99 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:49:45 AM »

VIVI is a girl, UK. Hate to break it to ya.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #100 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:52:48 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on November 30, 2009, 12:49:45 AM

VIVI is a girl, UK. Hate to break it to ya.

I know she is. She was asking about how to make an erotic snow woman. Hence my suggestion.

Suikama · « **Reply #101 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:53:08 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on November 30, 2009, 12:46:59 AM

I disagree. Marriage concentrates your sex life on a single person. They might be more apt to try new things, being married to you, I suppose. But like I said, the bulk of the things I answered were things I did in my 20s, when I was free and single.

Well I made that remark before I knew you played Twister naked with cooking oil :V

Also

REDEMPTION!!!

Tengukami · « **Reply #102 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on November 30, 2009, 12:44:37 AM

As I said, I'll be happy if I can even see the amount of experience you've had in the distance by the time I'm your age.

Eh, you know what? A lot of those things really didn't shape me for the better, to be honest. Sure, it was fun, in a superficial sense. But the things that really moved me, changed the core of me, were at more an emotional level. I've had relationships that were pretty tame, physically, that really made me grow as a person because of the kind of connection and communication I had with that person. Looking back, those are the people I remember clearest of all.

Quote from: Suikama on November 30, 2009, 12:53:08 AM

Well I made that remark before I knew you played Twister naked with cooking oil :V

Haha, no, I meant things like that were outdated, even for me. I never did Twister naked with oil.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #103 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:56:36 AM »

Quote

Eh, you know what? A lot of those things really didn't shape me for the better, to be honest. Sure, it was fun, in a superficial sense. But the things that really moved me, changed the core of me, were at more an emotional level. I've had relationships that were pretty tame, physically, that really made me grow as a person because of the kind of connection and communication I had with that person. Looking back, those are the people I remember clearest of all.

That does make sense, truly. In the end, all that matters is who you become, not who you play with.

Suikama · « **Reply #104 on:** November 30, 2009, 12:59:39 AM »

Quote from: Tengukami on November 30, 2009, 12:54:28 AM

Haha, no, I meant things like that were outdated, even for me. I never did Twister naked with oil.

Hold on

*wipes glasses and then re-reads your post*

Alright I'm good

Spoiler:

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #105 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:00:32 AM »

this test give me ideas for future things.The Naked Twister, for example no sound bad...but first i must lost more pure-pure points for use that item.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #106 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:01:01 AM »

Quote

Have you ever watched animals having sex, or been aroused at the sight of animals having sex?

Mmm, binary fission in prokaryotes. Hot.

Also, this test is made by Puritans who failed Calvinism 101.

HakureiSM · « **Reply #107 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:02:53 AM »

Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.

Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

DAMMIT SEX IS TRENDY

Serela · « **Reply #108 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:04:49 AM »

Quote from: HakureiSM on November 30, 2009, 01:02:53 AM

Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.

Why aren't these people sent to therapy

Shizumarashi Mayuzumi · « **Reply #109 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:05:02 AM »

69.4% for me, by the way.

Slowpoke · « **Reply #110 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:05:25 AM »

Quote from: Koishi Ruromeiji on November 30, 2009, 01:01:01 AM

Mmm, binary fission in prokaryotes. Hot.

Also, this test is made by Puritans who failed Calvinism 101.

It's also made in the mid-1980s. Many of the actions described have fallen out of use, and the test ignores most of the fetishes we know about today through the internet.

Anyone can pass it with ease.

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #111 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:05:33 AM »

Quote from: HakureiSM on November 30, 2009, 01:02:53 AM

Being all the questions sex based, even that freak who married his pillow is pure.

Warning - while you were typing 3 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

DAMMIT SEX IS TRENDY

mm...or almost pure,at least he must humped his pillow (in the honeymoon XD)

HakureiSM · « **Reply #112 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:08:52 AM »

Quote from: VIVI on November 30, 2009, 01:05:33 AM

mm...or almost pure,at least he must humped his pillow (in the honeymoon XD)

Well even I could've done that(I didn't. Don't have a dakimakura, wouldn't have a dakimakura, and come on, I sleep with my head on my regular pillow). :<
That doesn't count as sex, only to those few questions related to

Spoiler:

only. :v

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #113 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:10:48 AM »

Quote from: HakureiSM on November 30, 2009, 01:08:52 AM

Well even I could've done that(I didn't. Don't have a dakimakura, wouldn't have a dakimakura, and come on, I sleep with my head on my regular pillow). :<
That doesn't count as sex, only to those few questions related to
Spoiler:
self-masturbation
only. :v

even that,one of the questions was about humping pillows...i believe...

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #114 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:11:54 AM »

Quote from: Arashi Kurobara on November 30, 2009, 01:05:02 AM

69.4% for me, by the way.

hot

a/s/l????????

Gpop · « **Reply #115 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:19:41 AM »

Well...I definitely need to up my game then.

Any girls willing to do all of the stuff in the Purity Test?

Mima-sama · « **Reply #116 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:20:54 AM »

I somehow got the exact value of 78%

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #117 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:22:58 AM »

Quote from: Koipop on November 30, 2009, 01:19:41 AM

Well...I definitely need to up my game then.

Any girls willing to do all of the stuff in the Purity Test?

Well, anything that doesn't have to do with scat, dead people, or animals. And I'm iffy on the watersprots as well so...

OH WAIT, you meant with YOU!

* Tantei Kun-Kun starts laughing.

EDIT: As a hint, you might want to ask the guys around here. Bisexuality apparently demolishes purity.

Nobu · « **Reply #118 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:26:52 AM »

Dammit Ammy, and here I figured that I had topped everyone with my 54.4%. :<

I'm totally making an erotic snowman this year. ><

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #119 on:** November 30, 2009, 01:28:06 AM »

Quote from: Nobu~ on November 30, 2009, 01:26:52 AM

Dammit Ammy, and here I figured that I had topped everyone with my 54.4%. :<

I'm totally making an erotic snowman this year. ><

Nobuko!?

* Tantei Kun-Kun sinks in despair.

I-I'm...not dirty

.

T-there are sicker freaks than me out there...

*ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

Author Topic: Purity into Cirno's Crazy Math Class...and Purity again (Read 23326 times)

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