A Certain Mystical Square

~Hakurei Shrine~ > Kosuzu's Grand Bookstore

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Alfred F. Jones:

--- Quote from: Benny1 on December 22, 2009, 01:27:53 AM ---Byakuren Hijiri (聖　白蓮)
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I don't remember this being in MS. Are you sure you didn't get lost on the way to extra stage?

Benny1:
As I said on IRC:

Is it a time paradox? A pime taradox? Could Benny1 secretly support the Marisa and Reimu are two different people theory? Is Yukari fooling around again? Did Reimu and Marisa from this story take some shady new drug from Eirin?

The world may never know.

That, and every single time I read Reimu's last line, I can't help but burst out laughing.

Benny1:
"Oh, there you two are. You know, I'm not happy with you two. I was not ready for Shinki to kick me out that time, and you two are to blame for it. And you know what? You two are dead." said Alice. She was back again, and Reimu and Marisa were not pleased. She had a book and The Grimoire of Alice was written on it.

"What on earth are you doing here. I'm so tired of seeing you." said Reimu. She was tired of seeing Alice because Alice was annoying.

"Yeah, go away. And give me that book." said Marisa.

"I won't do that." said Alice. She summoned many cards and they fought with Reimu and Marisa.

Eventually Reimu and Marisa defeated every single one of the cards and they went to fight Alice.

"Geez you two, you really piss me off. I'm going to kill you two!" said Alice. She lit the wall on fire and nothing really happened and Reimu and Marisa shot danmaku at her and won.

"You know, actually reading the book would be useful. That attack is done by sending waves of fire down the wall while you shoot at them in the middle, you fool. You're not goot at this at all. Go back to being a doll otaku, you failure." said Reimu. Reimu was mad at Alice and taking it out on her.

"Yeah, really. I am going to steal this magic book and become way better at magic than you. I hope you move next to me in the forest of magic and try to win my love and fail to every single day. Because I hate you, you worthless doll otaku. Doll otaku are scary people, they killed my mother, you creeper. I hate you so much." said Marisa. Marisa kicked Makai sand in Alice's face and stole the book.

"Oh, you two are just kidding, I know. There's no way you could ever say something so mean to somebody as fabulous as I am. I'm sure you're just jealous of my wonderful intelligence and smashing good looks." said Alice. It seemed Alice was back to normal after having the book taken away. Marisa gave it back.

Alice was really quite sad after all of this and ran to Shinki. Shinki changed Alice's last name to Margatroid so she could pretend Alice was not her daughter and used the Yu-gi-oh card Change of Heart in order to make Reimu and Marisa have a change of heart and like Alice. The author didn't actually enjoy being mean to Alice, it seemed.

After everybody was in Gensokyo again, they got together and talked a little.

"You know Alice, the next time I meet you in a game, I'm going to forget who you are. And you know... I sort of like the kanji that other Reimu used..." said Reimu. She seemed to be thinking about something.

"Geez, you're so mean Reimu... ze~" said Marisa. It seemed she wanted to talk and look like that other Marisa.

"Argh, you two are really mean. No wonder I have seven colors and you only have two, silly." said Alice. She was still proud of being much more powerful. She liked to say that they had twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as much power as her.

Somewhere in the outside world, Sanae was being pet by Suwako, who was saying Sanae was a good girl. Kanako plotted to turn Sanae into a youkai hunter through a devious plan involving moving the shrine into Gensokyo and using a geyser to release a magic palanquin ship in order to make people want to free Byakuren.

All was good in Gensokyo, and Reimu and Marisa went to get makeovers the next day.

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It's over! Expect the FAAAAAABULOUS sequel/next fanfic sometime in the probably not so near future!

Kasu:
XD

This fic was hilarious.

An Odd Sea Slug:
I enjoyed this and want more because it was enjoyable. :B

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