~Hakurei Shrine~ > Kosuzu's Grand Bookstore
A Certain Mystical Square
Solais:
With all this swearing coming from Shinki, I expect a reenaction of the final scene of the Tenacious D movie in the next installment.
Benny1:
"This is getting very weird, Marisa. We should kill Shinki and leave soon." said Reimu. Reimu was confused by the weird happenings and wanted to leave.
"I agree, let us go shoot lasers and amulets at her." said Marisa. The two went and found Shinki.
"Geez, I'm sorry I let you all see me get pissed at me and swear a lot like that. Sometimes Alice is just a bit frustrating. I'll try to be more careful about that, okay?" Shinki seemed like a brand new goddess. She was polite and had a clean mouth.
"Oh shut up." said Marisa. Marisa shot a laser at her.
"You know, you're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry..." said Shinki. She was a little angry.
"Oh shut up." said Reimu. Reimu shot amulets at her.
"That's it. I'm angry. You'll regret it!" said Shinki. She started to roar like she was going to do some ridiculous transformation, and suddenly six wings shot out of her back.
"I told you. You won't like me when I'm angry!" said Shinki. Each of her wings suddenly spouted out a giant tube of toothpaste and shot homing toothpaste lasers at Reimu and Marisa.
"What the heck is this? It's so hard to dodge!" said Reimu. She was very frustrated by how hard it was to dodge.
"You need to do like this little figure-eight pattern, Reimu. It is not easy." said Marisa. She was sort of doing it but it wasn't great. She got hit once.
Eventually Shinki got angry again.
"What the fuck are you two bitches doing still dodging my shit? I'm fucking shooting homing toothpaste at you and you're still playing. What the hell is that. Fuck that, get out. I know my castle is goddamned spectacular but seriously, get out." said Shinki. She was swearing again and not very happy. Her wings turned dark purple.
"What the hell is up with her?" said Marisa. She really was weirded out.
"I just don't know any more." said Reimu. She was also really weirded out.
"Well, I guess were are just weirded out." said Marisa.
"I agree." said Reimu.
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN." said Shinki. She started shooting lasers and bullets and all sorts of shit at Reimu and Marisa. And more toothpaste, too. Eventually they shot at her enough though and her wings broke and she only had easy circle danmaku left.
"Fine, bitches. If you get the fuck out of my house, I will let my bastard youkai stop going to Gensokyo and leave you alone. God damn though, you two are way to persistent pieces of shit. Get out of my house, you dickheads. If I don't follow through on my promise, I'll give you this fucking awesome pad as collateral, you dig? Get out, shitheads." said Shinki.
Reimu and Marisa left with no questions.
Alfred F. Jones:
--- Quote from: Sanaekiha on December 21, 2009, 03:29:47 AM ---Each of her wings suddenly spouted out a giant tube of toothpaste and shot homing toothpaste lasers at Reimu and Marisa.
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Oh fuck you, now I can't unsee each of Shinki's wings being a different brand of toothpaste. You know, Colgate, Aim, Arm and Hammer...
I can't wait to see what you do for Extra stage.
Solais:
Homing Toothpaste.
GENIUS!
Benny1:
"Well, that was seriously weird. I don't ever want to come back to Makai again." said Reimu.
At this point a huge portal opened up in front of the two of them and a giant ship appeared in front of them. They snuck into the back of the ship and began to investigate.
"Hey, what are you two doing in here?" said somebody who looked a lot like Reimu.
"Seriously, you two need to get out of here, ze~." said somebody who looked a lot like Marisa.
"Are they youkai? Youkai, youkai, youkai are they youkai can I kill them they're youkai right I want to kill some youkai please can they be youkai?" said a girl with green hair and a frog and snake in her hair.
"Wait a second. We need to introduce ourselves. I don't know what's going on, and it's confusing me. I am Reimu Hakurei (博麗 靈夢), priestess of the Hakurei shrine." said the Reimu from this story.
"Yeah, we need to do this. My name is Marisa Kirisame (霧雨 魔理沙), and I am an awesome witch from the Forest of Magic." said Marisa with red hair.
"Okay, what? My name is also Reimu Hakurei (博麗 霊夢) and I am the priestess of the Hakurei shrine." said this black haired red and white Reimu.
"Seriously, ze~. My name is also Marisa Kirisame, it even uses the same kanji, ze~! What's up with that, ze~!" said Marisa with blonde hair and a black outfit.
"Youkai youkai I guess they aren't youkai no youkai for me to kill what a shame I want to kill some youkai by the way I'm Sanae Kochiya (東風谷 早苗) nice to meet you I'm a youkai hunter I want youkai to kill please could you give me some youkai?" said Sanae.
Reimu and Marisa had already left. Captain Minamitsu Murasa (村紗 水蜜) saw them off.
Reimu and Marisa from this story watched as Byakuren Hijiri (聖 白蓮) used an attack that seemed very similar to one of Shinki's in confusion. It was Great Magic "Devil's Recitation" (大魔法「魔神復誦」) and seemed to be the exact same thing, without toothpaste lasers.
"Well, at least they can't say they got to dodge toothpaste in Makai." said Reimu.