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Silly Touhou Fanon
Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin:
No, I'm not responsible for the Cirno one.
I came up with the specifics for "Yukaris is fooling arall-powerful" one, though. And the "death by moe" one. And the "SA = seven deadly sins + Satan" (I was actually originally going to do that with the cast of PCB. Let's see ... Alice is Lust (due to the Marisa thing), Yuyuko is Gluttony, Yukari is Sloth ...). And "Meira = Mima." And "Sakuya = Eirin."
Sodium:
--- Quote from: KimikoMuffin on May 14, 2009, 11:06:15 PM ---Alice is Lust (due to the Marisa thing)
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You know, nevermind that it isn't canon.
Jana:
--- Quote from: Slowpoke on May 14, 2009, 10:28:08 PM ---Even better:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Touhou
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I feel they captured Reisen quite well in that wiki entry.
--- Quote from: 1d4chan ---Reisen is a moon rabbit who deserted her frontline military position and went AWOL as Primarch Neil Armstrong and his SPEHSS MAHREENS were purging xenos in the Lunar Capital in the name of the God-President of America. If you look into her red eyes and fail your Will save, you will go batshit insane. May or may not be completely useless except for her sex appeal.
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Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin:
--- Quote from: SodiumPeroxide on May 14, 2009, 11:14:02 PM ---You know, nevermind that it isn't canon.
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Not canon? THIS! IS! WILD MASS GUESSING!
♛ Apher-Forte:
--- Quote from: VileLasagna on May 14, 2009, 09:25:05 PM ---
DEAR LORD! Someone CLEARLY is completely oblivious of the ways of The Strongest (cause everyone know that if Mokou can make some fire in her pants, clearly she must be powerful enough to heat the whole universe to the point of atomic fusion)
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Suwako can make frog explosions
and nuclear power despite her being "the ability to create earth" {ie. Mud}
hooray.
and apparently
http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/e/e4/TouhouSharks.jpg/120px-TouhouSharks.jpg
This has to be saved.
Oh, I remember this, once a guy at pooshlmer decided to ask.
"What if there were seas in Gensokyo?"
"Who would dig it up?"
"Touhoues."
"Enslaved by masters of the sea: Sharks"