*yawn* Until you play SoEW stage 1, you have nothing to complain about.
Nah, SoEW stage 1 isn't all that bad... It's short, and at least gets you to move around the screen once in a while to collect power-ups, and it's got a nice head-bangin theme to keep you occupied. IN stage 1 simply has nothing worth noting. It's just complete monotony to me.
And the reason I said I dreaded stage 1 more than anything is that I have a really bad tendency to make stupid mistakes in stage 1. Like really bad, to the point where I can spend 45 minutes on stage 1 alone, restarting over and over until I finally get a run going. Oddly enough, once I do, I can usually get fairly far, and am not bothered much by stages 2/3 (with the exception of PCB. CHEEEEEN!). If I'm gonna fail, I'd like it to be to something actually difficult, like stage 3+. Dying repeatedly at stage 1 is just infuriating.