Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 74222 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #810 on: November 28, 2009, 06:40:44 AM »
>if the windows are large enough, try climbing in through one

>After opening it first.
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #811 on: November 28, 2009, 06:46:54 AM »
>clean off window surface to function as cloudy mirror
>"Guy made of antibees."
>if the windows are large enough, try climbing in through one

>You mess with the window a little, but nothing really happens.
>You open the window and climb inside.
>You are inside wriggle's house! It's rather dirty and not very large. There is a futon off to the side, a dresser opposite of the door, and a large rock that seems to either be a table or a chair. There is an open window to the south. Obvious exits are south and east.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #812 on: November 28, 2009, 06:48:49 AM »
>attempt to pry up rock and see what's underneath it
>explore dresser
>put some This Sauce Will Kill You For Reals in any food you find
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #813 on: November 28, 2009, 06:54:55 AM »
>attempt to pry up rock and see what's underneath it
>explore dresser
>put some This Sauce Will Kill You For Reals in any food you find

>The rock is very heavy, and beyond your admittedly pathetic physique.
>You open up the dresser. It is full of clothes.
>There doesn't seem to be any food in here. Wriggle must eat out a lot.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #814 on: November 28, 2009, 06:59:50 AM »
>attempt to fashion a net trap of sorts for the door out of Wriggleclothes, tearing if necessary, leave a few embarrassing stains and steal a set or two for yourself and/or Rinnosuke
>search for Secret items
>consider digging under rock out of curiosity
>forge BEES.mp3
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #815 on: November 28, 2009, 08:45:31 AM »
> Don't forget to close window you just entered through. Can't have that firefly realising we're here.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #816 on: November 28, 2009, 09:24:38 AM »
>attempt to fashion a net trap of sorts for the door out of Wriggleclothes, tearing if necessary, leave a few embarrassing stains and steal a set or two for yourself and/or Rinnosuke
>search for Secret items
>consider digging under rock out of curiosity
>forge BEES.mp3

>You steal a Set of Wriggle's Clothes.
>With a bit of ingenuity, you are able to fashion a Crude Net. It will not hold together long, but it should serve nicely for the purposes of tangling.
>You do not see any Secret Items.
>You ponder digging under the rock, but that would quickly tire you out.
>You do not have the tools.

> Don't forget to close window you just entered through. Can't have that firefly realising we're here.

>You close the window. Good thinking.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #817 on: November 28, 2009, 09:33:09 AM »
>ponder necessary tools for BEES.mp3 - perhaps a synthesizer?
>describe Embarrassing Tattoo, who knows about it, what it's stuck on by, and who you could trust with knowing about it
>plan how to use Emerald Megalith as a tool of enbinding
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #818 on: November 28, 2009, 09:43:04 AM »
>ponder necessary tools for BEES.mp3 - perhaps a synthesizer?
>describe Embarrassing Tattoo, who knows about it, what it's stuck on by, and who you could trust with knowing about it
>plan how to use Emerald Megalith as a tool of enbinding

>You would at least need that, and some recording items. Then something to play it on.
>No one but you and Suika knows about the tattoo, and you are fairly certain that the oni has lost the memory to one of her many drunken hazes. No one must know about it, ever. You refuse to even think of it, lest a Komeiji be lurking nearby.
>If you block off the door with it, she won't be going anywhere one she gets in. If you can pin her between a couple, she won't be going anywhere until the spell ends or you let her go.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #819 on: November 28, 2009, 09:46:03 AM »
>stop being fatalist about getting rid of the tattoo
>examine Emerald Megalith
>conspire a way to properly knock out or otherwise incapacitate Wriggle for an extended period of time; at least long enough to get her to Rinnosuke's for help, preferably all the way to the Moriya Shrine
>maybe some mercury poison? Ah, but then Suwako wouldn't be able to eat her...
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #820 on: November 28, 2009, 09:53:13 AM »
>stop being fatalist about getting rid of the tattoo
>examine Emerald Megalith
>conspire a way to properly knock out or otherwise incapacitate Wriggle for an extended period of time; at least long enough to get her to Rinnosuke's for help, preferably all the way to the Moriya Shrine
>maybe some mercury poison? Ah, but then Suwako wouldn't be able to eat her...

>You've tried. Oh heavens, how you've tried. It's up there with finding a spell to cure baldness in rarity.
>You examine Earth and Metal Sign: Emerald Megalith
>Summons a number of beautiful emerald structures; it is not able to topple things that are already there.
>Proper use of Mercury Poison might not knock out Wriggle, but it'd leave her too sick to put up much of a struggle. As for cleansing it out, healing magic was never your thing.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #821 on: November 28, 2009, 09:57:08 AM »
>is the tattoo from a spell or could it be surgery'd off?
>Hooray, plans!
>remove hat temporarily to avoid the pink standing out too much and peek out a window to see if Wriggle's coming
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #822 on: November 28, 2009, 10:00:24 AM »
>is the tattoo from a spell or could it be surgery'd off?
>Hooray, plans!
>remove hat temporarily to avoid the pink standing out too much and peek out a window to see if Wriggle's coming

>You honestly don't remember how you got it. Only that it made you too sore to sit down for a couple days. Given Suika, it might be either.
>You remove your hat, and peek out the window. No sign of Wriggle yet.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #823 on: November 28, 2009, 10:22:31 AM »
>Waiting is annoying!
>Burning the place down would probably be excessive...
>interior damage assessment
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #824 on: November 28, 2009, 10:36:08 AM »
>Waiting is annoying!
>Burning the place down would probably be excessive...
>interior damage assessment

>You're the one who wanted to ambush, buddy.
>The place looks like it would burn down pretty easily, given it is made of mushroom. Given the bulk of Wriggle's possessions are the futon and the dresser, they'd probably go up too.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #825 on: November 28, 2009, 11:28:56 AM »
>oh fuck this noise
>swipe the dresser
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #826 on: November 28, 2009, 11:38:30 AM »
>oh fuck this noise
>swipe the dresser

>You are not even remotely strong enough to do this.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #827 on: November 28, 2009, 02:47:18 PM »
> Ready Silent Selene to blind her with when she gets here.
> Fast forward to Wriggle coming home.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #828 on: November 28, 2009, 03:11:12 PM »
> Ready Silent Selene to blind her with when she gets here.
> Fast forward to Wriggle coming home.

>You ready your spellcards, and set yourself to waiting.
>About an hour passes before you hear the sound of someone fumbling with the lock of the door.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #829 on: November 28, 2009, 03:39:57 PM »
>Wait and see if your traps work.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #830 on: November 28, 2009, 03:48:54 PM »
>Wait and see if your traps work.

>What traps? Unless you're claiming Wriggle is a guy, which is an honest mistake, there are no traps here.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #831 on: November 28, 2009, 05:45:32 PM »
> Ambush Wriggle with Silent Selene and Emerald Megalith the moment she steps into the house.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #832 on: November 28, 2009, 05:51:25 PM »
> Ambush Wriggle with Silent Selene and Emerald Megalith the moment she steps into the house.

>The door opens, and Wriggle steps in.
>You shout, "Moon Sign: Silent Selene!"
>Beams of moonlight, concentrated and many times more brilliant than the typical article, radiant out and strike Wriggle, who was in the process of saying some, probably asking what you were doing in her house. Instead she covers her eyes and falls to the ground whilst making pained curses
>You fall to your knees, utterly drained by the spell and unable to stand. Your breath is not coming to you.
>Your Current Condition: Very, very drained and asthmatic.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #833 on: November 28, 2009, 06:04:15 PM »
>Sit down and talk at Wriggle, asking her to go see Suwako or something (since you are in no condition to force her to do anything right now)
>Mukyu.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #834 on: November 28, 2009, 07:05:59 PM »
> Rage at horrible health.
> Ready hot sauce in case Wriggle attempts to counterattack.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #835 on: November 28, 2009, 07:41:39 PM »
> Perform the best Hannibal Lecture you can in between fits of wheezing.
> "An easy target - that's what you were thinking, firefly,"
> Wheeze
> "You think yourself a thief..."
> Wheeze
> "But you were too afraid..."
> Wheeze
> "To hold on to your stolen gains."
> Wheeze
> "So afraid that you passed them off to..."
> Wheeze
> "An innocent bystander, hoping she gets the blame."
> Wheeze
> "You're pathetic, firefly."
> Get breath back.
> "You're coming with me to the Moriya shrine."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #836 on: November 28, 2009, 07:43:31 PM »
> Don't die

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #837 on: November 28, 2009, 10:52:07 PM »
>have Megalith ready if she tries to attack
>bind her arms somehow when you get the chance, start marching her up Youkai Mountain, explain stealing frog oil from Suwako if anyone accosts you
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #838 on: November 28, 2009, 11:24:27 PM »
>bring bugspray next time
>pour an entire bottle of hot sauce down her throat.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #839 on: November 29, 2009, 01:30:40 AM »
>pour an entire bottle of hot sauce down her throat.
> Only threaten to do this because we aren't trying to kill her.