Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4 (Read 118147 times)

lumber_of_the_beast · « **Reply #840 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Mid-Sapz on December 14, 2009, 01:34:18 PM

I just tried a random run of Phantasm. I perfected the stage section, captured all of the non-cards, and captured all of the spell cards. So it should be a perfect run, right?

There was, however, one small problem.

* Sapz swears at Yukari for five minutes or so

Border between captured and failed, much? <_< Seriously, Jesus effing Christ, how the hell did that happen?

I'm really tempted to call it a perfect run, but... grrrr. So close, but not quite.

I had the exact same thing happen to me earlier today on Lost Soul's Village "Wandering Soul". It was hilarious.

Jaimers · « **Reply #841 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:17:29 PM »

So all the talk about UFO extra was making me want to try it as well.

Gave it an attempt:
- Perfect stage portion
- Captured all of Nue's cards and non-cards so far
- Game over on Rainbow UFO

I have no idea what happened.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #842 on:** December 14, 2009, 10:19:30 PM »

Just made it to Nue's final card(and survival) for the first time.

I would have cleared if I didn't die once and bomb twice on Undefined Darkness. That card fucking sucks. Then I do the survival without dying or bombing until the last part of it and clip something with under 3 seconds left causing me to arrive at the final card on my last life. Then I deathbomb on the third phase and panic bomb on it once. Then I die on the damn fourth phase.

Oh, and I also died on Green UFO like always. And my performance on Rainbow UFOs is probably something I'm not repeating anytime soon either.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #843 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:45:55 AM »

Well, thanks to Jaimers I'm determined to beat MS extra no deaths. The problem is that I'm using Yuka...for some reason I do terribly on extra when I use Mima, and really well with Yuka. The problem is that the first half of the stage is virtually impossible to do without bombing at least once with her. >_< Even when I do, FREAKING LASER PHASE always kills me! T_T

Bananamatic · « **Reply #844 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:47:50 AM »

The laser phase really reminds me of Dodonpachi.
Fast reading, small gaps, lots of deaths :V

Seian Verian · « **Reply #845 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:54:36 AM »

-.- How is it that the first time I manage to reach EX Alice having only died once beforehand, I don't even manage to make it past her second phase? Seriously, what the hell? First phase is a non-issue, but the second one... WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?!

theshirn · « **Reply #846 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:22:51 AM »

YE

FLIPPIN

GODS

GATES

WHAT

THE

HELL

Killed me again twice on his first phase, four bombs gone like that (would be five but I missed the midboss bomb ohlololol). WHAT THE HELL

Formless God · « **Reply #847 on:** December 15, 2009, 05:55:50 AM »

Got 80% Reflowering down to 18 seconds, missed once, and survived the rest.

I EFFIN' HATE MY MOTHER.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #848 on:** December 15, 2009, 06:29:55 AM »

Memo to self: You suck and should stop trying to get a good run of LLS lunatic recorded before there's a point. I could have beaten the game with only 4 deaths, AND beat stage 6 Yuka no deaths, but I screwed up on the second to last phase with 2 bombs in stock and died again on her last phase. >_<

theshirn · « **Reply #849 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:28:23 AM »

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I DIED ON DAIYOUSEI

WHAT

No seriously. I just spent another hour fruitlessly getting kicked around by EoSD. I can't get past Cirno without dying twice most of the time. This is getting ridiculous.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #850 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:30:05 PM »

2 consecutive attempts at Shikieiki's extra.

Make it to Reimu with 3 spare lives. Die within a few seconds, die within a few seconds, die within a few seconds, die within a few seconds

Make it to Reimu with 2 spare lives. Die within a few seconds, die within a few seconds of the timer about to run out, die about halfway through the timer.

What the hell? Why is this not anywhere near as easy as I expected? And I got every single extend both times.

Edit: Now I managed to die to her 6 times somehow. Yes, that includes the round after 4 deaths where the timer is only 10 seconds before t goes back up to 30. What the fucking hell?

theshirn · « **Reply #851 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:37:55 PM »

We are making slow but steady progress. I game overed right before S5 midboss Sakuya.

Of course, we'd make a HELL OF A LOT MORE PROGRESS if the game let me bomb. Died with full bombs twice in a row to Patchy AGAIN, and numerous other bombs were lost at various intervals.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #852 on:** December 15, 2009, 09:29:00 PM »

Quit killing me 3 fucking times Yuka. You're not supposed to be one of the hard PoFV opponents.

Guess this expected from a Lunatic stage 7 opponent though, even if I'm using Komachi.

Jaimers · « **Reply #853 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:08:46 PM »

LLS extra, 1 death on Gengetu's final again.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Seian Verian · « **Reply #854 on:** December 15, 2009, 11:23:31 PM »

...What the heck just happened? T_T No deaths on the first three stages. Die a few times on stage 4, including a "WHAT THE HELL I BOMBED THERE YOU IDIOTIC THING I BOMBED I BOMBED I BOMBED!!!" moment on Double Black Death Butterfly, but I managed to reach stage 5 with 5.8 lives left. I then die five times before even reaching Boss Orin, only being saved from an instant game over by the extend given by the midboss. Another Extend during the battle, game over on ghost wheels...

Again, what the heck just happened? How did I die that much? T_T I thought I was actually going to 1cc SA Hard...

EDIT: WHAT THE FREAKING HELL?! No. Just, no. HOW DID I JUST DIE TWICE ON TERRIFYING HYPNOTISM?! Seriously, did those bullets there suddenly gain 5x more hitbox than they had before?!

EDIT AGAIN: ...What. I just... I'm at a loss for words. I've stopped actually raging. I'm just stunned speechless by this utter stupidity. I know for a fact that I deathbombed/moved out of the way of bullets on some of these deaths. Then there was one death on stage 3 that I didn't even see. Then bullets with tiny hitboxes suddenly start killing me when I'm barely touching them... No. Just no.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #855 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:53:42 AM »

A 4th Komachi run ends exactly the same way.

First death to Marisa
3 Deaths to fucking Yuka
Game over on Reimu

The only difference was that 2 of the runs got the 50,000,000 extend while the other 2 didn't.

Seian Verian · « **Reply #856 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:24:05 AM »

O.o Okay, that was weird... Doing Kisume's midboss card, when I die... At the exact same moment I hear the sound of the life fragment appearing... Oh, and then I get a "Bonus Failed..." thing, and I know I didn't bomb, so it must have counted the death against the capture... What.

Cabble · « **Reply #857 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:54:09 AM »

Kogasa capture rate time!

4/41
0/31
0/20

What :V

Seian Verian · « **Reply #858 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:08:57 AM »

Took a break from Hard mode to attempt to get a no deaths run of Easy mode. I screwed up on Orin's second card of all things -_- Then when I went on ahead to see how I'd do, I of course died to Utsuho's second card as well. Of course, Peta Flare is an evil, evil card, even on Easy mode, and I really shouldn't have tried to capture it T_T Naturally, I die to Heaven and Hell Meltdown as well... Gaah... So my SA Easy mode record is still at three deaths <_<;

theshirn · « **Reply #859 on:** December 16, 2009, 08:41:23 AM »

I just had walls thrown at me for a couple hours straight.

Why the HELL am I playing the Phantasmagoria games again?

Formless God · « **Reply #860 on:** December 16, 2009, 12:53:39 PM »

Genealogy No-Vert Timeout, 8 seconds, THREE times.

I RAGEQUIT >_>

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #861 on:** December 16, 2009, 01:05:23 PM »

Just failed grudge Bow again. Managed a capture of Rainbow UFOs, so I entered the survival with 1 spare life and 1 bomb. I knew exactly when I was using that bomb on the survival.

I died on the first appearance of the laser grid. What the hell. I was saving that bomb for the final 3 seconds which had been where I clipdeathed on the last 2 times I got there. So I only had 1 bomb for Grudge Bow.

1 life and 2 bombs should have been enough for it.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #862 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:25:01 PM »

Motherfucking FORBIDDEN GAMES
I swear those lasers are shorter than their hitboxes
WHAT THE FUCK

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #863 on:** December 16, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »

Just failed despite arriving at Grudge Bow with 2 spare lives. 2 clipdeaths on phase #2.

?q · « **Reply #864 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:28:23 PM »

I just tried to play Hollow World of God's Extra stage (not Phantasm).

It's not the worst danmaku ever, but some attacks cut it pretty close.

Lybydose · « **Reply #865 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:02:26 PM »

Why am I so damn inconsistent at SA Extra? I'll either perfect the stage or game over at something stupid like Embers of Love.

Chaotic Phoenixma · « **Reply #866 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:10:28 PM »

Yet again

BS'd by stage 6 when I had a chance of winning once
BS'd by stage 7 three times
Game over on stage 8

Jaimers · « **Reply #867 on:** December 16, 2009, 06:19:57 PM »

Yet another 1 death LLS extra run. This is the freaking third already.
However I did not die on Gengetu's final this time!
Progress?

Also, why is midboss Nue harder than Mugetsu?

EDIT:
MAKE THAT FUCKING FOURTH
AMAZING PIXEL-PERFECT CLIPDEATH

AAGGGHAAHHHAAAGGHHH

Bananamatic · « **Reply #868 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:10:27 PM »

HOLY SHIT I ALMOST TIMED OUT SCARLET MEISTER
AND THEN I CLIPPED IT AT 1 SECOND LEFT LIKE AN IDIOT

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

c l e a r · « **Reply #869 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:23:33 PM »

You know what pisses me off?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkBZCRPurW0&feature=related

When people post fake shit like this, just look at it. Odd slowdowns when certain spell cards begins, all the final spells having a 999.99 real capture time.

Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4 (Read 118147 times)

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