Author Topic: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4  (Read 118155 times)

nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #750 on: December 11, 2009, 08:52:59 AM »
Maybe it's because as far as I know the stage does not determine the AI's efficiency until stage 7? :V I've never noticed much of a difference between the AIs of stages 1-6, all randomly god moding and derping out at the same probability. And dude, calm down. You're going to be one of those people who died of anger.
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theshirn

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #751 on: December 11, 2009, 08:56:44 AM »
And dude, calm down. You're going to be one of those people who died of anger.
you have no idea

:V

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Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #752 on: December 11, 2009, 03:26:52 PM »
you have no idea

:V
you indeed have NO FUCKING IDEA
I need a fucking punching bag right now

http://replays.gensokyou.org/download.php?id=6410

clipdeath all the way from st2
i seriously IN wasn't so goddamn deathbomb based

failed astronomical entombing as it was clearing and now I can't clear even st4

everything is clippable
EVERYTHING
YES THAT MEANS EVERYTHING

also EoSD stage 4
how the fuck is some of that streaming possible

IT GOES FROM THE LEFT IT GOES FROM THE RIGHT IT COMES ALL THE TIME AND IT COMES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE
and when you finally think that you are done, a fairy smashes into you while you are trying to dodge in a 10x10 area with already 5 streams in there

and BURY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING LAKE

THIS SPELL IS IMPOSSIBLE
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 03:41:00 PM by Bananamatic »

Formless God

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #753 on: December 11, 2009, 03:54:09 PM »
HOURAI ELIXIR.
ZERO SECONDS.
SPELL DISSOLVE.
THREE TIMES.

SCREW IT. I CONSIDER THIS A SUCCESSFUL CAPTURE.

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #754 on: December 11, 2009, 04:16:52 PM »
Failed an EoSD run on Scarlet Meister.
REMILIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THANKS FOR THE METAL FATIGUE BULLET WHICH DIDN'T EVEN HIT ME
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 04:18:28 PM by Bananamatic »

Jaimers

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #755 on: December 11, 2009, 04:23:35 PM »
Quote from: youtube Saigyouji Flawless Nirvana timeout
1 star rating

lolwut

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #756 on: December 11, 2009, 04:24:45 PM »
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 04:30:24 PM by Bananamatic »

Formless God

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #757 on: December 11, 2009, 04:26:25 PM »
Remedied with a 5-star for ya. I've been through this several times >_>

*looks at my 4-star (5+1+5+5) Magic Milky Way video*

Jaimers

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #758 on: December 11, 2009, 04:45:05 PM »
Remedied with a 5-star for ya. I've been through this several times >_>

*looks at my 4-star (5+1+5+5) Magic Milky Way video*

Gave you a fiver as well. That 4-star looks ugly.  :V

hit y/n

Just touching those bullets means instant death, so yes.  :P

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #759 on: December 11, 2009, 04:50:29 PM »
Tbh that failure was entirely thanks to the hitboxes.
Bury in Lake is sometimes impossible without bombing 2-3 times.

Jaimers

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #760 on: December 11, 2009, 04:58:34 PM »
Tbh that failure was entirely thanks to the hitboxes.
Bury in Lake is sometimes impossible without bombing 2-3 times.

Don't you just love it when success on a spellcard is based entirely on a boss's random movement?

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #761 on: December 11, 2009, 05:02:38 PM »
Tbh that failure was entirely thanks to the hitboxes.
Bury in Lake is sometimes impossible without bombing 2-3 times.

Protip:  Start high up in the screen slightly to Patchy's right, and stream the bullets left-downward.  It does some extra damage and makes the small bullets less of an issue.  And if you bomb/die, always remember to shotgun her during invincibility.  It's imperative for ending most attacks with one of ReimuB's bombs.

Also, I find it to be a lot more bullshitty at low rank than at high/max, strangely enough.  The slow speed makes everything feel way more clusterfuckish.

Formless God

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #762 on: December 11, 2009, 05:12:46 PM »
Gave you a fiver as well. That 4-star looks ugly.  :V

Two more 5-stars. I'm glad to have kept so many alternates :V
'Tube's cellphone activation BS prevents me from making more though :(

Hmmm ... is the comment here rageworthy ? I'm afraid I might misunderstand the guy but ... :V
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD6bBuJjbKc

That's my old account, by the way. Something I want to get rid of for good. As I used to be a complete *** back then :V
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 05:17:35 PM by Formless God »

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #763 on: December 11, 2009, 05:23:52 PM »
makes the small bullets less of an issue
now if the shitty hitboxes would become less of an issue

theshirn

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #764 on: December 11, 2009, 05:49:33 PM »
Goddamnit.

Had a decent run of EoSD going - got to Patchy 2/3.  Wasn't going to 1cc, but I was hoping I'd make it to Remi-*dies with three bombs to the first NDL*

Oh.  Well, At least I'll get to Saku-*dies with three bombs again to the first NDL*

OK, screw you.  Made it through Bury in Lake with one bomb (it's not THAT bad, honestly; I think I could have captured it), captured Water Elf, game overed on Green Storm.

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Jaimers

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #765 on: December 11, 2009, 05:51:23 PM »
Just did a LLS extra run.
- Perfect stage portion.
- Perfect Mugetsu.
- Perfe... *dies three times to Gengetu's last phase*

God FUCKING damnit.

Hmmm ... is the comment here rageworthy ? I'm afraid I might misunderstand the guy but ... :V
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD6bBuJjbKc

I think he's just parseeing. At least he didn't give you a 1-star rating. >_>
Some people shouldn't be allowed to vote, seriously.

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #766 on: December 11, 2009, 07:45:29 PM »
OK, screw you.  Made it through Bury in Lake with one bomb (it's not THAT bad, honestly; I think I could have captured it), captured Water Elf, game overed on Green Storm.

Water Elf comes after Green Storm. ;)

Bury in Lake is manageable aside from when she decides to make a sharp turn to the right, because then you have to dash through the remnants of the small bullets while staying within the narrow curving bubbleshaft without clipping anything.

theshirn

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #767 on: December 11, 2009, 08:20:00 PM »
Water Elf comes after Green Storm. ;)
Erm, yeah, Mercury Poison.  Either way it was complete crap.

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Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #768 on: December 11, 2009, 09:02:53 PM »
Mercury Poison is pretty much a 100% cap for me :V


nintendonut888

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #770 on: December 11, 2009, 09:16:32 PM »
Just did a LLS extra run.
- Perfect stage portion.
- Perfect Mugetsu.
- Perfe... *dies three times to Gengetu's last phase*

God FUCKING damnit.

Now you're trying to one-up THAT? D: Go no-death Evil Eye Sigma or something! ;_;
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Jaimers

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Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #771 on: December 11, 2009, 09:47:22 PM »
Now you're trying to one-up THAT? D: Go no-death Evil Eye Sigma or something! ;_;

Well, technically I already did.  :V
Yeah, I know it doesn't count.

Also, you can't stop me. :V

For now though, I'm more interested in attempting a perfect MS extra. Is Alice's second to last phase static? Because that's going to make that part a lot easier.

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #772 on: December 11, 2009, 11:20:16 PM »
game over on apollo 13, 17 items away from an extend

takes only 1 bomb to finish her off

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #773 on: December 11, 2009, 11:29:01 PM »
Well, it's definitely possible to get the 1,100 extend on Eirin's path. I needed that extend to pull that path off on Hard.

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #774 on: December 11, 2009, 11:59:17 PM »
I love how some people reset until they perfect st2, yet I never leave it with more than 3 lives, 4 and no bombs if lucky, then 2 deaths on st3 and the rest is just survival on 1-3 lives until Eirin screws me over.



Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #775 on: December 12, 2009, 12:05:20 AM »
I reset if I use more than 2 bombs on the stage. Needless to say, I do that a lot when I accidentally get hit by one of her last 2 spells.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2009, 12:12:38 AM by Enigma »

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #776 on: December 12, 2009, 02:22:10 AM »
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF had an amazing UFO extra score run going

THREE deaths on undefined darkness
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ebarrett

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #777 on: December 12, 2009, 02:26:19 AM »
I can't get Jaimers' solution for recording PC-98 fullscreen working for me: every single recording software I tried insists on auto-alt-tabbing back to it when I hit the "start recording" hotkey, and then I'm back at the desktop with a (now GLITCHING) windowed emulator. Switching the emulator back to fullscreen gives the same result as always: solid black.

Still tried another windowed Rikako run. Three deaths to Chiyuri (only one certainly unavoidable), and then two deaths with two bombs in stock to Yumemi. (what. WHAT.)

Bananamatic

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #778 on: December 12, 2009, 03:03:53 AM »
190m before Nue, screwed up Blue UFO, everything goes downhill.

Re: Touhou ParseeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE Thread Part 4
« Reply #779 on: December 12, 2009, 03:12:54 AM »
I could play Border Team so well on Hard. On Lunatic, I can't even get them to Tewi.

Stages 3, 4, and 5 now cause a lot of trouble.

I can make it to Kaguya with the Netherworld Team though. Why do I all of a sudden suck with border team though? Reimu's homing just doesn't cover enough of the enemies quickly enough or is too weak.

Not only that, I'm somehow getting hit by more stuff despite the smaller hitbox than I do with the Netherworld Team. What the hell?