Just a short comment from you on what people put forward as their theme songs will be fine. You can give a recommendation if you have one in mind.
So be it.
Jedi.
Going from the top, only doing those I can identify with a specific poster. If I don't know who's being referred to, tough.
Disclaimer: You will be getting
highly misleading and
unrepresentative character traits. Put those libel lawsuits and flamethrowers away. Theme tunes that others have posted for someone take precedence over what that someone has posted for themselves, and first submission takes precedence over all others, unless someone really cares. Finally, I reserve the right of well-intentioned snark, as this is all in the sense of fun.
Kilgamayan -
Max 300 - ΩA mess of noise, instruments and sound effects with only a passing resemblance at a leading melodic line, constancy being sustained solely by the characteristic drum part. Mostly minimalist in its composition, the track relies on repeating ostinatos to form a compelling musical experience. Thus, Kilgamayan's character is clearly formed of a collection of static thoughts and memes that combine into what appears to be a consistent greater whole. Despite not seeming to know what he'll be doing in the next few seconds to others, Kilgamayan adheres to a very specific set of rules that are only known to him. Because of this, nobody can really tell what Kilgamayan is thinking, as he takes great care to not show that he is thinking at all.
Slaves -
Ernie and Bert go BRUTALRules go out of the window for this one, as this track is basically designed to destroy the senses. The track lulls the listener into a stupor by blasting them with a wall of sound, leaving them drained and unable to resist any further damage the track might be willing to inflict upon them. Apparently there's a song somewhere in there, the track description says, but the only vocals that can be heard are hoarse roars. Not that the listener cares about the difference at this stage any more, the track can claim to cure cancer, and the listener will still sit there in a daze and agree with everything. It occurs to me, then, that being around Slaves for a long time can be dangerous, as he seems to possess strange powers of hypnotism. Who knows what he'll do to you while you're sitting there with a stupid grin on your face, oblivious to the world around you?
Hizengar Byakuren -
The Sword that Cleaves EvilThe track appears to carry a well-thought-out melodic line through its full two minutes, although lack of variety and of a defined chorus leads to a degree of repetitiveness. The very positive nature of this track, however, overcomes any potential boredom issues with a great enthusiasm for what's going on at the moment. Unfortunately, the track seems to get distracted very quickly and always seems unsure of what it's trying to emphasize at any given moment, leading to textural and instrumental overload in completely unexpected places. Additionally, the sound effects, although aggressively enthusiastic, distract from the rest of the track. Thus, Hizengar Byakuren tends to have an enthusiastic, positive and constructive outlook on things, but tends to, in what is probably a manly manner, get distracted by more important things, like explosions and shiny things, at the most unexpected and inopportune times.
