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Let's Play King of Dragon Pass
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LHCling:


wtf.
shinyjam:
Exactly, I love this game. Each option actually have multiple answer to it, he could be dead, he could found some treasure, or he just...wtf...There actually no wrong answer in a sense, if the person's stats can handle it.

In this case..I guess Derik Int and Luck shine out...

Oh yea, I cut out the adviser part so it won't spoil the next few candidates.  ;D

Edit: Ops, didn't notice I already introduced Derik. Fixed.
shinyjam:
Prelude 6 : Meet the Candidate (finally) Part 2
Why didn't I see the rest of the candidate when we investigating the cave?
The last two candidate are busy with their tasks.
Ah, only two left. This shouldn't take long.
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My apologize for being late, there is a few sick elders and children I have to attend to. As you may have guessed, I am Salinarg, the clan's healer would worship Chanlana Arroy, Goddess of Healing.
May I remind you that you are part of the clan adviser now, and your duty is more important than a few sickly citizen.
My apologize, I will correct my mistake.
...That's it?
Is there anything else you wish to ask? My lord?
No, good to have one good person in the team to balance it a bit. Bring the next candidate!
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THE NAME'S ENENT, AND I WORSHIP ERNALDA, THE MOTHER GODDESS! BEFORE I BECOME A CANDIDATE, I CARE FOR THE CROP, CHILDREN, AND LIVESTOCK.
Stop yelling! You don't need to said so loud!
THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY SPECK! ONLY A PUSSY WOULD SPEAK SOFTLY!
HEYYYYY!!
........
...OH MY BAD, GUESS IT CAN'T BE HELPED THEN...I will speck softly in your presence.
Thank the god, now I should move my tent closer to you...
Why do you let her join if you don't like her that much?
She's rich and greatly contributed financially to the clan, she might contribute more if she is involved more with the clan.
Or she just happen to gave you the most bribe.
That too.
I bet you like me better now?
...can't argue with that... but just a little bit!
Haha, we all make a good team!
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Alright, now we know each other well enough, what do you suggest we do?
I suggest we give sacrifice to Orlanth in order to learn more mystery about the world or revealing new power for our Orlanth temple to apply passively.
Yes, Orlanth is our clan's main god, we should pay a little respect once in a while.
As a negotiator, I agree to having a good term with our main god.
I hope he teach us how to make better wine.
May he show us how to CHOP better!
If possible, I prefer he teach us something non-violent.
I disagree, we need Orlanth to watch over us, just like you need someone strict to care for the children and show the animal who's boss.
...I'm still the boss and I will show Orlanth who's boss!

Next time...Meeting Orlanth...
shinyjam:
Prelude 7 : Meeting with Orlanth
Alright, we are in the temple! Where the Virgin sacrifice?
Pardon?
You know...all the bloody dead stuff.
Please refrain from making such joke in this scared temple.
...so what do you offer then to the gods then?
Cows and goods.
Why do they need cows and goods?
Both are our system of currency, and it more of a gesture than needs to them.
Fine, just summon him so I can chat with him.
Please be mindful of your behavior.
AND NO YELLING!
.......
Be nice~~~
You all sound like I am part of the family or something...
I only Chop mouse up for my friend!
Yes! We are one big family! Just remember I am the Big Bro!
Orlanth has responded!
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For what business do the Tree Bro clan had summoned me for!
Hey there.
Hmmm? What this? Another one of the local god? States your business!
I am helping this clan to flourish and it can use your help by learning some of the mystery of your power.
Ohh? Interesting, but I am sure you know such knowledge is not free...
Fine, how's this offer!



10 Goods? Very well I will tell the worshiper something.
Wait, you're not telling me too?
Fools! So you can learn the secret of my power? Don't forget we don't need all these useless cow and good at all!
Ah well...you whisper to whoever then...



It is done.
HOLD ON! They said they heard nothing at all when you whisper to them!
Oh I wonder why? Maybe because they can't heard over HOW CHEAP 10 GOODS IS!
I thought you don't need it...
Nope, but 10 goods ain't worth my respect and my power. As punishment for such impudence, I shall keep the goods. No refund.
I have a strong feeling you actually want the goods and cows...
Nonsense! Now if there is nothing left, I am leaving!
Wait! How this offer?
Too busy! My wife need me! Summon me later!

*Few days later* (Next game turn)
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...How this offer?



Ah yes, Nice Cows.
Yea, now can you share a bit please?
Very well, this time I will show them the hand sign and body language of doing it.



What the fuck was that? They said they don't understand at all...
Ops, maybe because TEN COWS IS NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP ME DANCING STRAIGHT!
And you are keeping the ten cows right?
DAMN STRAIGHT!
And you gonna leave again right?
DAMN STRAIGHT! BYE!
...ORLAAAAANTHHHHHH!!!!!!
NO YELLING!

Next time...Invasion...
Maid Xan~:
Orlanth is a jackass.
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