A-F and Ammy (Season 1)

~Beyond the Border~ > Aya's Personals Section

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Tengukami:
*strokes hand through my hair, chuckles nervously*

Well! This is certainly ... interesting. But of course life doesn't drop our fondest desires into our laps. For every desire we have, there is a proportionate challenge. I understand.

*eyes your thighs briefly, looks up, embarrased, and clears throat*

I've waited all my life for this girl, so naturally I accept. What would you ask of me then?

*maintains front of casual confidence, tensing jaw muscles, preparing for the worst*

♛ Apher-Forte:

Well, there are only a couple of questions from me,

Here they are: Firstly fill this out, you may use 1/10 > 10/10 typing as you wish.

Then, tell me, what do you see in this girl anyway?

She is dark, gloomy, and quiet. Has no friends, draws weird things and talks about these funny shows that no one even watches. I see a really one sided relationship ahead, and she looks readily falling head over heels for your charm!

*adjusts non-existent monocles again*

Okay, fine she has boobs and a fine face and some nice legs, but it gives no sure reason why you would fall for a girl you just met five minutes ago and has 4 split personalities!

I have a feeling you are really after her pussy and her money, which I am afraid, I may not allow you to go any further old chap. You see, we share a body, violating it is off limits if I am around, cause you see, I am a man, and despite my body being a woman, I will not allow you to swing your genitals at my face.

*strokes non-existant moustache*

Oh, by the way, what's your name again? Sensei? Isn't that a title?

♛ Apher-Forte:
*twitches, and spasms suddenly*

Egads! What happens?!

*twitches again*

Don't stop, answer that question good fella... it seems we have a problem Houston!

*goes silent, staring at you blankly*

??? OOOOOHHHH ARE YOU WEARING UNDERWEAR?!

ARE YOU?????

OOOOHHHH YEAHHHH WOOOOO I AM BACKKKKKKKK

WOOOOOOO

*hip thrusts, lets skirt fly and showing you the glory of my underwear*

WOOOOOOOO, HEY BABY TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR, ME WANNA SNIFF THEM.

YES NOW!!

Tengukami:
Very well.

*takes rating card, fills it out with the pen in my jacket pocket, then hands it back*

Here you are. I tried to be neither falsely modest nor a braggart. I trust this is legible enough:

As for what I see in this girl, I'll answer plainly. In all honesty, "see" falls short of describing how I came to know that she is the one. Closer to the truth, I feel it, viscerally - even if you were blindfolded, if the clouds parted on an overcast day, you could still know the sun is shining on you. That's how I came to realize that she is the One and Only. The clouds parted, and the light of her soul shone upon me. I knew at once that I was in the presence of the soul I've been aching to find all my life, a radiance that feeds and inspires me, that certain sunlight that, although I have never encountered it before, upon feeling it for the first time every cell in my body cries "Yes! This is what we've needed all this time!" Furthermore, if-

*looks worried*

Eh? A- Are you alright?

*jumps back, startled, standing up*

Ah! What?! Get a hold of yourself!

*grabs you by the shoulders, sitting you down, peering intently into your eyes*

Akane! Akane! Come back! This body was your home first! You have the strength in you, I know it! Reach down inside yourself and find that strength. Come back!

♛ Apher-Forte:
*goes to a cabinet*

*opens a box*

OH HOOOOO, MY COLLECTION IT IS STILL HERE!!

(Oh no... Help me here! Charlie! He is going to show him that!!)

(NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!)

(Ergh! Let me handle this I will suppress this motherfucker!)

(No, no, the best medicine is to use Akane, she is boss afterall.)

(I am?)

(You aren't ?)

(*facepalms)

OH HO HO HO, OH LOOOK HERE MR SENSEIIIIII, SEI SEI SEI SEI!! I LOVE YOUR NAME, YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!

*waves boobs at you and shows you something*

YOU LIKE THESE? I WORE THESE TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND ALL THE BOYS WERE DROOLING FOR ME WHEN I CLIMBED THE STAIRS.

WOOOOOO

YEAH I KNOW.

HERE WANNA SNIFF THEM? I MAY BE LIKE THIS BUT I AM AKANE... SO ENJOY MY LUSTY CROTCH SMELL

I KNOW YOU WANNA HAVE THIS BODY

(NOOOOO, CHARLIE STOP HIM!)

*twitches, and then falls to the floor*

*rolls and hit a table*

OLD CHAP! It is me Charlie! THere is only one way to do this, you gotta fondle these lovely things!

*points to the breasts*

MAKE AKANE shocked so bad she will emerge as the main personality or she is too shy to do it!

*struggles again*

OH WOOOOOOOO STOP RESISTING ME CHARLIE~~~N I CAN'T ENJOY SNIFFING SEN SEI SEI SEI's UNDERWEAR IF YOU ARE LIKE THIS.

SEEENNNNSEEEIIIIII ~~~~<3, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE? SHOW ME YOUR COCK!!!

OOOOOOHHH I AM SO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*hipthrusts at the floor, making lewd movements and lifting the skirt from behind, clearly inviting you to JAM IT IN*

OH SENSEI, I AM A NAUGHTY 'GIRL' PLEASE DO ME AS YOU PLEASE!!!

(This pervert is disgusting! LIKE KILL HIM ALREADY!!)

(Can't do that, we don't have the power... but if I am correct, Akane's main should resurface as long as she is confident, but then we would all disappear!)

(WHAT?!)

(I didn't even get to perform!)

(No worries, if she ever starts feeling lonely again, we would come back anyway... I mean, I used to be on a TV show she watched, and you are the fantasy hot school girl she wanted while Pervert here is her perverted fantasies she had when she was in love last season)

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