~Beyond the Border~ > Daiyousei's Cold Storage
Lesson #2
Momiji:
Mmmm... Rigatoni...
Mr_Bob:
Scenario 1:
If Kisume is in a pickle, cucumbers are involved, and if cucumbers are involved, Kappas able to grow large vegetables would need to be implemented. Kisume would take the Glock referenced in A, blow out Reimu's brain. Reimu, who is an undead zombie will resurrect without a will of her own due to lack of brain. Thus she will blindly take orders from anyone. The undead are tireless, and can work indefinately. Anyone who attempts to interrupt Reimu is capped, then resurrected by Reimu via unholy armpits to assist in the wood gathering. With the soon amassed dancing dead (Hence the name Death Waltz) gathering sticks would be simple. As to the construction of the bucket, only the dead can participate due to the name of the method, based on a prepuce skinning chant. The peanuts need to be slovenly inserted into undead Eirin's delicately lubricated bow, which will allow undead Satori to manufacture the Rigatoni (because satoris are Italian1). The explosions will be provided by Mokou and Meiling (as they are self-destructing2). Some undead then need to play with some balls, while other undead will frost pastries (thereby simultaneously giving the owners of said balls a "nice day" and having the coronets use icing). The undead may become agitated, as undead Minoriko will have told the rest of the undead to have a scat party3 in the Hakurei hot springs. If undead are agitated, add a penny-farthing bicycle to water pedal the befouled goop into a thick consistancy. Slippage may occur in the muck if zombies attempt to move too quickly. The hot springs must then be heated gradually, as though cooking spam. Then, with undead Nitori in the center of the hot filth, the other zombies must moon-walk in a circle around it. Undead Nitori will be seated in her CHAIR4 while attempting to balance it on two legs. Once this is acheived the intonation of "Hey, hey, hey-o, ho hey" is sung. Once this is done a pickle large enough to fit a small girl within will arise from the hot springs. This is how Kisume will acquire a brined cucumber bucket.
This will take an Imperishable Night to complete.
Notes:
1. See Satori Eye Z
2. See Defend the Library
3. See Minoriko Scat Party
4. See Nitori and the Chair
Patoyo:
--- Quote from: Sakuramochi on May 01, 2009, 12:07:59 AM ---riposte
HEY
HEY CIRNO
MASTER OF THE IDIOT MAIDENS
SOLVE THIS
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SOLVED
BTW, what's the wavelength of Master Spark?
Mr_Bob:
Scenario 2:
The most practical mode of wood gathering would be for Reimu to stop the incident. The incident would easily be resolved with Yamame's extra attacks of Pig-birds1. Also, Thor2 would intervene because a loss of clouds means less Unzan, and therefore less (drunken strip) poker night. Thor would bestow his mallet to assist Reimu. After the incident, all the atoms grazed while flyng will supply stacks of wood necessary for bucket construction. All the fairyies capured during the incident will be ground up into gaseous particles using Thor's mallet. This Faerie's Aire will be directed using Yuyuko's fan and collected into embouchures. The Prismriver Sisters will then breathe into these embouchures while rotating under Yukari's skirt. The Faerie Aire will bond with Yukari's old lady smell3, allowing the resulting gas to remain under the Yukari's dress. As more gas is created, Yukari will become light, airy, and bloated, like a dirigible. To avoid flying away via Mary Popins umbrella style, ballast must be attached, which will be supplied by tying livestock (pig-birds, penguins, and two cows) to the balloon. To drive the Yukarigible, the slip knots must be untied, thereby releasing the ballast (penguins, Audhumbla2 and Keine) allowing lift. Turn the Yukarigible upside down to allow a passenger ride in the underside of her dress (which resembles a bucket). Then the still attached pig-birds will fly south for the winter allowing Kisume to catch a viewing of the New Orleans concerta choir.
With Yamame' additional help, the process will take 509,413 shakes of a lamb's tail.
Notes:
1. Swine Flu = Swine Flew = Flying Pigs = Twinkle Star Sprites' "This be my Pig-bird!"
2. Norse Mythology
3.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1Ub1VgDhA&fmt=18
FinnKaenbyou:
Why waste time gathering wood? Take the top off Reimu's donation box and put Kisume in there. She'll have plenty of space to grow, you'll be done in maybe ten seconds and it's not like anyone uses it anywaUSER WAS FANTASY SEALED FOR THIS POST
Go away, nothing to see here.
~Reimu Hakurei
--- Quote from: Patoyo on May 06, 2009, 08:27:32 AM ---BTW, what's the wavelength of Master Spark?
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Any and all values ranging between 400 and 700 nm.