~Beyond the Border~ > Daiyousei's Cold Storage
MotK Call & Response!
Kiro:
Please refer to the original translation here for the layout that I followed. And of course: the vid is here. Enjoy!
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ZUN: And now a few words from the winner of this year's Crow Tengu Newspaper Convention Best Reporter award, Miss Aya Shameimaru.
Shameimaru!!
Aya: Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.
Shameimaru!!
Aya: Thank you. Good afternoon MotK. My name is Aya-
Shameimaru!!
Aya: Uh thanks. Would you let me speak?
Shameimaru...
Aya: Yea... anyways, I'm Aya Shameimaru. Now, having been bestowed with this award-
SHAMEIMARU!!!
Aya: Uh, I'd like to take a moment to thank CPMC-
CPMC!!!
Aya: Yes, CPMC's resident idiots and including the mods-
Letty!
Kilga!
Edible!
Aya: For providing me with news stories. Well, when I say news stories, I mostly mean pointless derailing threads...
Eeehehehehehe!
Shameeeimaruuuuuu!
HA HA HA, Aya-CHAN!
Aya: You know, this isn't an interview. Would you kindly be quiet?!
Shameimaru.
Aya: Well... I've seen the Idiot heirarchy get wiped, MotK torn down and then rebuilt. But I recall the one particularly good topic was the ongoing-
Donut thread!
Rou's sister!
Wayne's World!
Aya: Return to the Barren Path which migrated out of CPMC to-
Everything Else!
Aya: It wasn't Everything Else, but rather a more fantastical place-
Legs!
Thighs!
...Zettai
Ruroiki!
Aya: Unlimited Gameworks.
Unlimit--aaaaaaaah
Aya: From there, I noticed other neat topics such as-
Dream!
Maid!
Crawl!
Aya: Mafia. There's a lot of rage in there, but it looks fun.
Mafi-aaaaah
Scum!
Aya: In the thread, I noticed one unique phrase-
##Vote:
OMGUS!
WIFOM!
Bussing!
Scum Bus!
Aya: Yuyuko Doll...
Fiction!
waffle waffle waffle waffle
Aya: Yuyuko Doll, so I wondered what that was about. It just so happened that I knew of one person who would know about Yuyuko Dolls and that was-
Greyn!
A-F!
Aya: Ah, A-F made a sig for me once.
TSO!
Aya: No, TSO is PAC.
Zengar!
Aya: Zengar, Cleave so hard.
Theorin!
Aya: Well, Rin Satsuki doesn't exist~
E-Mouse!
Aya: E-Mouse... from the Exit I assume?
Fate-chan!
Aya: Fate? You must mean PAC.
Bread!
Aya: Dragoshi has a name you know.
Peenmaku!
Aya: Peen-- that pervert!
Jan-san!
Drake!
Aya: Oh, Drake! Drake! You're getting closer there.
Feito!
Matsuri!
Aya: Feito, you mean PAC. No, not PAC.
Mode!
Aya, No, not thinking about Mode.
e we
Aya: e we? What the heck does that mean?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Aya: What the hell was that?
Purvis!
Aya: Purvis M.F.D.?
If I could get some Touhou H...
Vic Viper!
Aya: Vic Viper? Don't make me say "The Last Hope for Mankind!"
dustyjo!
Aya: dustyjo's birthday...
Erebus!
Aya: Erebus--
If I could just get a torrent...
Aya: Hey Amaterasu! Stop looking for Hentai!
triangles!
Aya: trian-- which kind is she?
I don't know!
Aya: Well, you're totally useless. Stop talking, you guys.
You're going to have to Unfunny me to do that!
Aya: Hahaha, fine, that can be arranged.
Give me a recommendation for Touhou yuri.
STOP!
Aya: Stop for what?!
STOP HELEPOLIS!
Aya: What the hell for?
YOU MUST NOT USE ZUN'S GRAPHICS AND SOUND DATAS!
Aya: I said be quiet!
Listen up, you damned NEETMuffin.
Aya: I'm not a KimikoMuffin.
Fetishes!
Aya: Fetishes? Where'd that come from?
Look! 54 fetishes!
Aya: You don't need any more UK.
Hrm, this doujin has futanari in it...
Aya: I told you, stop with the pervy doujins!
CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!!!
ANCHOR SMASH!!!
Aya: Wh-wh-what? Jesus Christ...
You-christ!
Aya: Byakuren has nothing to do with this!
DDR EXTREEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-EME!!
Aya: EXTR-- will you guys shut up already?
usa~usa~usa~usa~
Aya: No, no more Usatei.
Pesco!
Aya: Goddamnit all, you're a bunch of idiots! Even for CPMC!
Slaves!
Aya: Slaves... my patience wears thin.
ZuN?
Sound Effect?
Aya: Eh, you guys gave up?
Umm... N-Forza.
Aya: Ah N-Forza, yes, him. Where does he live?
.....Japan!
Aya: That's right, yes yes yes, Japan! Alright, all together now. And...go.
Moriya...
Aya: Yes.
Shrine's...
Aya: Yea.
GOOD GIRL MIKO!!!
Aya: Yes, Exactly!
SHAMEIMARU!!!
Aya: This ain't a quiz. This isn't a fucking quiz!!!
Shameimaru.
Aya: This is a classroom.
Keine!
Aya: Stop interrupting me. You're all derailing shit again.
Oh if I could get some good Touhou H while my waifu is gone, oh I could, oh yes, Touhou H, quality Touhou H---
Aya: Damn it... would you shut up about your hentai you bastard!
Ooooh, Touhou H!
Fap fap fap...
Futafy!
Aya: Am I just at the bottom of your Touhou-sorts?
Aya: Uhhh... reporting in CPMC is a constant battle of learning nothing.
Shameimaru!
Aya: SHUT UP I'M PISS!!!!
Haha, she stole one of Yukari's cards.
Shameimaru needs to deal with it.
Aya: It's true that I've won such a prestigious award, but I've still never been on a date.
You damn introvert!
Aya: I am still a bit shy but I hope to continue to learn how to date and slowly change for the better. So please look after me.
Shameimaru.
Aya: I look forward to change. Kinda like that one politician who says vote for change...
BARACK OBAMA!!!
Aya: Yes, Exactly!
SHAMEIMARU!!!!!
Shameimaru.
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Good job peoples.
Well done CPMC!
Oh, man ...
Yeah, this one derailed spectacularly.
No kidding!
*smirk*
Man, you can never bet money on what we'll talk about.
Simply the best.
Yeah, sure is.
What a thread.
Aya-chan, wear these tights!
Letty Whiterock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14&fmt=18
Hououin Kyouma:
hmmmm.... lacks me :P
Kiro:
Yea, I obviously couldn't get everyone in. I tried to incorporate as many people as I could though and some fit in to my themes better than others.
N-Forza:
So what would Sanae know about Yuyuko dolls?