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Kiro: Please refer to the original translation here for the layout that I followed. And of course: the vid is here. Enjoy! ----- ZUN: And now a few words from the winner of this year's Crow Tengu Newspaper Convention Best Reporter award, Miss Aya Shameimaru. Shameimaru!! Aya: Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much. Shameimaru!! Aya: Thank you. Good afternoon MotK. My name is Aya- Shameimaru!! Aya: Uh thanks. Would you let me speak? Shameimaru... Aya: Yea... anyways, I'm Aya Shameimaru. Now, having been bestowed with this award- SHAMEIMARU!!! Aya: Uh, I'd like to take a moment to thank CPMC- CPMC!!! Aya: Yes, CPMC's resident idiots and including the mods- Letty! Kilga! Edible! Aya: For providing me with news stories. Well, when I say news stories, I mostly mean pointless derailing threads... Eeehehehehehe! Shameeeimaruuuuuu! HA HA HA, Aya-CHAN! Aya: You know, this isn't an interview. Would you kindly be quiet?! Shameimaru. Aya: Well... I've seen the Idiot heirarchy get wiped, MotK torn down and then rebuilt. But I recall the one particularly good topic was the ongoing- Donut thread! Rou's sister! Wayne's World! Aya: Return to the Barren Path which migrated out of CPMC to- Everything Else! Aya: It wasn't Everything Else, but rather a more fantastical place- Legs! Thighs! ...Zettai Ruroiki! Aya: Unlimited Gameworks. Unlimit--aaaaaaaah Aya: From there, I noticed other neat topics such as- Dream! Maid! Crawl! Aya: Mafia. There's a lot of rage in there, but it looks fun. Mafi-aaaaah Scum! Aya: In the thread, I noticed one unique phrase- ##Vote: OMGUS! WIFOM! Bussing! Scum Bus! Aya: Yuyuko Doll... Fiction! waffle waffle waffle waffle Aya: Yuyuko Doll, so I wondered what that was about. It just so happened that I knew of one person who would know about Yuyuko Dolls and that was- Greyn! A-F! Aya: Ah, A-F made a sig for me once. TSO! Aya: No, TSO is PAC. Zengar! Aya: Zengar, Cleave so hard. Theorin! Aya: Well, Rin Satsuki doesn't exist~ E-Mouse! Aya: E-Mouse... from the Exit I assume? Fate-chan! Aya: Fate? You must mean PAC. Bread! Aya: Dragoshi has a name you know. Peenmaku! Aya: Peen-- that pervert! Jan-san! Drake! Aya: Oh, Drake! Drake! You're getting closer there. Feito! Matsuri! Aya: Feito, you mean PAC. No, not PAC. Mode! Aya, No, not thinking about Mode. e we Aya: e we? What the heck does that mean? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Aya: What the hell was that? Purvis! Aya: Purvis M.F.D.? If I could get some Touhou H... Vic Viper! Aya: Vic Viper? Don't make me say "The Last Hope for Mankind!" dustyjo! Aya: dustyjo's birthday... Erebus! Aya: Erebus-- If I could just get a torrent... Aya: Hey Amaterasu! Stop looking for Hentai! triangles! Aya: trian-- which kind is she? I don't know! Aya: Well, you're totally useless. Stop talking, you guys. You're going to have to Unfunny me to do that! Aya: Hahaha, fine, that can be arranged. Give me a recommendation for Touhou yuri. STOP! Aya: Stop for what?! STOP HELEPOLIS! Aya: What the hell for? YOU MUST NOT USE ZUN'S GRAPHICS AND SOUND DATAS! Aya: I said be quiet! Listen up, you damned NEETMuffin. Aya: I'm not a KimikoMuffin. Fetishes! Aya: Fetishes? Where'd that come from? Look! 54 fetishes! Aya: You don't need any more UK. Hrm, this doujin has futanari in it... Aya: I told you, stop with the pervy doujins! CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!!! ANCHOR SMASH!!! Aya: Wh-wh-what? Jesus Christ... You-christ! Aya: Byakuren has nothing to do with this! DDR EXTREEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-EME!! Aya: EXTR-- will you guys shut up already? usa~usa~usa~usa~ Aya: No, no more Usatei. Pesco! Aya: Goddamnit all, you're a bunch of idiots! Even for CPMC! Slaves! Aya: Slaves... my patience wears thin. ZuN? Sound Effect? Aya: Eh, you guys gave up? Umm... N-Forza. Aya: Ah N-Forza, yes, him. Where does he live? .....Japan! Aya: That's right, yes yes yes, Japan! Alright, all together now. And...go. Moriya... Aya: Yes. Shrine's... Aya: Yea. GOOD GIRL MIKO!!! Aya: Yes, Exactly! SHAMEIMARU!!! Aya: This ain't a quiz. This isn't a fucking quiz!!! Shameimaru. Aya: This is a classroom. Keine! Aya: Stop interrupting me. You're all derailing shit again. Oh if I could get some good Touhou H while my waifu is gone, oh I could, oh yes, Touhou H, quality Touhou H--- Aya: Damn it... would you shut up about your hentai you bastard! Ooooh, Touhou H! Fap fap fap... Futafy! Aya: Am I just at the bottom of your Touhou-sorts? Aya: Uhhh... reporting in CPMC is a constant battle of learning nothing. Shameimaru! Aya: SHUT UP I'M PISS!!!! Haha, she stole one of Yukari's cards. Shameimaru needs to deal with it. Aya: It's true that I've won such a prestigious award, but I've still never been on a date. You damn introvert! Aya: I am still a bit shy but I hope to continue to learn how to date and slowly change for the better. So please look after me. Shameimaru. Aya: I look forward to change. Kinda like that one politician who says vote for change... BARACK OBAMA!!! Aya: Yes, Exactly! SHAMEIMARU!!!!! Shameimaru. ... ... Good job peoples. Well done CPMC! Oh, man ... Yeah, this one derailed spectacularly. No kidding! *smirk* Man, you can never bet money on what we'll talk about. Simply the best. Yeah, sure is. What a thread. Aya-chan, wear these tights!

Letty Whiterock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14&fmt=18

Hououin Kyouma: hmmmm.... lacks me :P

Kiro: Yea, I obviously couldn't get everyone in. I tried to incorporate as many people as I could though and some fit in to my themes better than others.

N-Forza: So what would Sanae know about Yuyuko dolls?

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