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Bias Bus:

I remember I didn't have a costume for halloween when I was young, so my dad bought me a Cat mask and gave me a white T-shirt which he wrote the words "Thunder Cat" on. He also drew a pretty detailed picture of (what think was) a lynx head on it too.

As of now, I get little kids to give me their candy when I tell them I can test it for poison.

The routine is a hit or miss, because some kids aren't as retarded as they look. (Note: some)

Hello Purvis:

I tend to take my little sister out trick or treating; because she can pass for a yoof despite being older than some of the people here.

Last year she went as Retard Sarah Palin, wearing an "I'm with Stupid" button on the wrong side so it pointed toward her, and a vote for Obama button. Then we trick or treated in a predominantly small-town republican neighborhood!

There were enough people who didn't get it and unironically backed her. It was great.

Dragoshi:

pffffffahahahahahaha

Let me guess. The Obama button was next to the "I'm with Stupid" button and looked like the latter was pointing at the former.

Hello Purvis:

No, we specifically set it up that you'd really have to go out of your way to imagine one was pointing at the other.

Of note, it's is a war crime to call my sister Palin (they share the first name).

Easy Mode:

My name is Sarah, too!


Can I be your imouto, Purvis? ;______; Please?

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