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Kurumi and Elly's Excellent Adventures (and other short stories)
Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin:
ahahahaha what
nintendonut888:
This is a special segment of Kurumi and Elly's Excellent Adventures: A MoTK serial hopefully to be updated daily Spoiler: if I can keep Ruro doing this, a tale of love in the most unexpected place. And now...
THE EPIC ROMANCE OF YUKARI AND MEDICINE:
Yukari gota loast nad in the suazuaran frields and ianstasd of trsying to fiand her way touat she awas wanderings around for lualz.
Thena ashe foind Marcinde and thousaght she waould make a gooad athiskigami. Medincene glareasd at her adna pullusde yp her arms, releasign millionds of deadly asuzuran sporeas into the airas. Yukaris god potisoned. Btua she did dnowt die. Suzuran posin was not letahl; it causead paralaysis at most.
"awhy dida syou dointhing to dme" Yukaris deamanded.
"Becayse I lvoe youa" Medainse replaide.
TO BE CONTINUED
Alfred F. Jones:
--- Quote from: Ninja Donut on September 19, 2009, 06:47:38 AM ---THE EPIC ROMANCE OF YUKARI AND MEDICINE
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Oh, ya bastard, ye actually posted it.
Ah'm goin' to cut you 'till you die.
Esifex:
For some reason, I'm suddenly thinking this is gonna end with Yukari demanding that she has to kill the demons just to be told 'No Yuakri. YUO are tehe demons.' Andthen Yukair was a aleins.
Alfred F. Jones:
--- Quote from: Esifex on September 19, 2009, 09:38:24 PM ---For some reason, I'm suddenly thinking this is gonna end with Yukari demanding that she has to kill the demons just to be told 'No Yuakri. YUO are tehe demons.' Andthen Yukair was a aleins.
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That is a wonderful idea!
THE EPIC ROMANCE OF YUKARI AND MEDICINE is the most recent example of the fucked-up things I think of when I'm falling asleep. I have narcolepsy, y'see, so when I start falling asleep all sorts o' cuhraaaaazy shit happens. Hence the spellcheck nightmare an' the lack of anything resemblin' a plot.
Speakin' of, I wrote a bit more of that story before my eyes started spinning in their sockets independently of one another. Apparently, I also gave it the lovely name of narco.txt (can't use Word or OpenOffice; automatic spellcheck makes my words comprehensible.)
"ahe?" Yuakrin askeda. "Btuat you bareasly now me," ashe preoastested. "hawo can you lveo me?"
"because when tia comes to aomcance, loe v is blaind!" Medicne declaread, hurgging Yukari athgough the poison. "Anda snow, wae ccan speand ou r livesa together, lijske htis in the clfowr feield."
"Buta dai want ato go back tto whera I live," the gaap houkai coundeatrad. "I havva family theres, and I aghave to rpotest tehem. I cansat' just leavea."
"Chaen ifas a fang," aMredi replaised. "nto onea liceaks her."
"bat Ran," yuaktir continaseued.
"ran witll be finse on her owan," medai contered. "jusat stay neher, yarkiari, and lveo only me."
"okaya," yauskiri said happunly and ksiied meedi on the slips.
Donut has also sent me a wonderfully cliche'd idea for a continuation, so y'all can probably expect that later.