~Beyond the Border~ > Rumia's Party Games
Return to the Return to the Barren Path
Hello Purvis:
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 05:52:45 AM ---> "You can't forget what you never saw before," the boy cosplaying as Nazrin said.
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--- Quote from: Pesco on September 14, 2009, 06:30:28 AM ---> Kick Lem in the Gambino
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 07:28:49 AM ---> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 07:28:49 AM ---> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
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--- Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on September 14, 2009, 08:12:14 AM ---
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 07:28:49 AM ---> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
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>Abuse godmother powers
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--- Quote from: Pesco on September 14, 2009, 10:12:41 AM ---> Tewi autobombs
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--- Quote from: Pako on September 14, 2009, 02:06:22 PM ---
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 07:28:49 AM ---> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
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Its time to unleash the spellcards
> [truth sign, Pesco wins You lose].
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--- Quote from: Pako on September 14, 2009, 02:06:22 PM ---
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 07:28:49 AM ---> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
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Its time to unleash the spellcards
> [truth sign, Pesco wins You lose].
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 08:49:56 PM ---> Lem has antispellcard armor. Lem sprays you with tons of bullets ala Remilia's fourth nonspell. You die. Continue? y/n
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--- Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on September 14, 2009, 09:57:35 PM ---
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 14, 2009, 08:49:56 PM ---> Lem has antispellcard armor. Lem sprays you with tons of bullets ala Remilia's fourth nonspell. You die. Continue? y/n
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>The parser inflicts serious damage to this nonbeliever, Gengetu Rape Time style.
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--- Quote from: UncertainKitten on September 14, 2009, 10:01:43 PM --->Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 15, 2009, 03:18:33 AM ---> Lem is blasted back onto the rails and is hit by a train piloted a little man in a green hat. Lem is sent to the netherrealm, where he marries Yuyuko and becomes the prince of ghosts.
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--- Quote from: UncertainKitten on September 15, 2009, 03:22:57 AM ---
--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 15, 2009, 03:18:33 AM ---> Lem is blasted back onto the rails and is hit by a train piloted a little man in a green hat. Lem is sent to the netherrealm, where he marries Yuyuko and becomes the prince of ghosts.
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Ok, y'see, I'm gonna step outside the system for a bit and give you the benefit of hopefully what is ignorance, rather than a concentrated trolling attempt.
You see, you don't respond to other people's actions, we're all the same person. The text parser (Purvis) responds to OUR actions. This isn't freeform roleplay, this is a human roguelike. So...yeah.
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 15, 2009, 03:53:39 AM ---Ah, my bad. (this is why it's important to post the rules, but I blame myself too)
--- Quote from: UncertainKitten on September 14, 2009, 10:01:43 PM --->Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
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>Start grinding on said rails.
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--- Quote from: Nazrin Gambino on September 15, 2009, 03:53:39 AM ---Ah, my bad. (this is why it's important to post the rules, but I blame myself too)
--- Quote from: UncertainKitten on September 14, 2009, 10:01:43 PM --->Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
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>Start grinding on said rails.
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--- Quote from: Pesco on September 15, 2009, 04:50:24 AM ---> We can screw around with 4th wall breaking crap like this, except it seems like Purvis would just ignore us all for longer.
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>If I had a rock, I'd bust yo heads in...
--- Quote from: Mind-The-Grue on September 15, 2009, 06:21:51 AM ---Oh dear Suwako, I can't see the rails anymore!
I assume Purvis needs material to work with...
> Whisper in a low voice to Nitori, such that Suika wouldn't be able to hear. Have your companions distract her with praising the motorcycle or the fish or something or other if you have to. "Nitori, a kappa of your intelligence would surely easily see through what I just did. I was expecting to be able to pull that off without having to explain anything to any of my comrades...and it seems most of them understood. Now, we have much need of your superior intellect. That device was something of your making, thus you would understand it best. Now we must fix things before gensokyo ends up a flaming sea and we both run out of customers."
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>Rumia sets to the tasks of distracting Suika by running circles around her.
>Nitori opens the side door a crack, enough that she can fix a nasty eye on you. "Look, if you wanna to play with that oni, that's all well and good with me. But I am not dealing with with that drunken, crude idiot. And what's this we business? I'm in good with Parsee, and a bit of roughhousing around never hurt Gensokyo anyways. So you can go play with her if you like, just leave me out of it!"
--- Quote from: Pesco on September 15, 2009, 06:29:46 AM ---> "I know a lotion we can get from Eirin that will fix your hair"
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> Nitori fixes another long, silent look at you. Then she says, "...I'll make it worth your while."
>_
Pako:
> Il make it worth your while if you know what I mean.
> Drag Nitori out of her house.
Pesco:
> Find something we can abuse freely. Name it Pako. You know the rest.
Pako:
--- Quote from: Pesco on September 15, 2009, 07:59:55 AM ---> Find something we can abuse freely. Name it Pako. You know the rest.
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> Ensure the object loves to be abused by Pesco.
Pesco:
> We don't have a Pesco