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| Von Stein:
Listen to zees and read. Zees is zee zeeme. She said "Let there be light." And someone flipped the lightswitch. There was nothing, but she could now see it. And she could see, it was good. She said "Let there be nines." And some idiots flocked around the area. She saw the idiots. She saw what she had created was good. No clue if it was, but this place has enough idiots to now honor her name. Give your faith to Kanako, Suwako, Mima, Yo Momma or TSO, it does not matter to her. Give your sanity to TSO, or anyone else willing to take it off your hands, it does not matter to her. But your intelligence, devote solely to her teachings, and she will smile upon you for all eternity. Five minutes seems to be the average eternity. Herein we shall catch glimpses of the overabundant species, the Idiot, finally in its natural domicile. ************************************************************* Episode 1: A Friendly Dispute SUWAKO! KANAKO! SUWAKO! KANAKO! SANAE SUCKS! The crowd falls silent for a second, before the mighty presence of an Idiot Deity makes itself known, and smites the transgressor with mighty unfunniness. The Judgement is final, and gleefully accepted by the other tribals. SUWAKO! KANAKO! SUWAKO! SUWAKO! SUUUWAAAKOOO! BOOBS! HAT! BOOBS! HAT! BOOBSMOTHERFUCKINGBOOBS! HATBITCHINGCAMAROHAT! MIMA! The crowd again momentarily falls silent, as one of the mass steps forward. Little makes this individual stand out, but he nevertheless has been granted authority for the followAAH! Right in the gonads. However, the offender is embrace by all and everybody remains happy. A wondrous sight indeed. BIG HONKING TITS! CUTE LOVELY HAT! BIG HONKING GROPABLE TITS! CUTE LOVELY MYSTERIOUS HAT! SHE WON! SHE LET HER WIN! SHE WON! Shouldn't the two just kinda be equGAH! This person too, met the same fate as the one that introduced a third party. It is a most fierce, if enjoyable ceremoy to all, as mysterious as it may seem to the untrained eye. KANAKO FUCKING BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SUWAKO! SUWAKO WAS THINKING OF HER PEOPLE! YOU SUCK! NO U SUCK! KANAKO! SUWAKO! KANAKO! SUWAKO! TITS OR GTFO! HAT WILL EAT U! The ceremony, once started appears to be unstoppable, taking potentially months to settle. But we must all remember that this battle is not one of malice and spite, but one of opinions being uttered by two, civilized camps. Oh fuck it all. BOTH, BITCHES! TOGETHER FOREVAAA~! AAAAAH! MY NUTS! I hope you can join us next week for the next episode ofGAAH! NOT AGAIN! **************************************************************** Yes I went there. Yes I plan on continuing this series. Yes you are all welcome to shining up my long hard pole. Yes I do not give a damn how badly this will derail, I did put it in here after all bitches! Yes I do not care if you ladies and gentleidiots wish to write your own episodes, go right ahead. Yes I am an idiot for starting this, but that ain't news. Yes, I am going to say yes a few more times. Yes, and once more, yes. |
| Gpop:
Suwako > Kanako. |
| FinnKaenbyou:
I want to edit this post but...I can't. It's the best description of CPMC I've ever seen. Ed, I have a newfound respect for you. ;_; |
| Zengar Zombolt:
Awesome. Manly tears. |
| Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch:
keep up the goo work dude! |
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