my name is michael westen

[Apotheosis]

i used to be a spy



yeah, well I'm bruce campbell and I used to be an actor



sam go away you're drunk again



FUCK YOU MIKE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO



jesus christ



HEY MIKE I WANT TO KILL THINGS OH WAIT NOW I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS GOSH I AM SUCH A WILD CHARACTER IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE WRITERS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ME AFTER THE PILOT SO THEY MADE ME A GENERIC ACTION GIRL



shit on a ballsack i hate miami

[Cadmas]

White people in Miami? That's Impossible!

[Apotheosis]

mike i know you're a hot shot secret agent and all but could you go do this thing for me i mean you're only trying to find out who the people who tried to kill you and your friends are but srsly this'll only take a minute



MOM GO AWAY I'M POSING



miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike help my friend get across the street oh and her son has bad grades, can you do something about that, i know you're a highly-skilled secret agent and all but oh yeah lemme guilt trip you into something just a sec



FUCK

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

His name is Robert Paulson.

[Gpop]

Lacks latinos/latinas in Miami.

[Apotheosis]

Lacks latinos/latinas in Miami.

SAM SAM



what



we are so fucking white



hell yeah

[E-Nazrin]

Please continue.

Spoiler:

why does my mom watch this shit

[Apotheosis]

Spoiler:

I actually really like burn notice, it's a good show, this is me just making fun of it

HEY SAM



what dickbag

[ES-Anthy]

Personally I do like watching Burn Notice, mostly for Bruce Campbell

[Cadmas]

Series started June 28, 2007

This is the 1st time I've heard of it.

[Apotheosis]

Spoiler:

one more then I'm going to do something else for a while

NOW WITH A SPECIAL GUEST STAR



hey sam have you seen fiona anywhere



do i look like i give a shit about your silly ass girlfriend



man don't be like that i was just--



BEHOLD.



AHHHH FUCK



oh what the fuck is this



SILENCE MORTALS. I AM THE GREAT GOD KANAKO. I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU SUBMIT TO MY WILL.



OH FUCKING FUCK WE'RE FUCKING FUCKED



settle down pansy ass i got this



FOOL. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK A MORTAL WEAPON SUCH AS THAT WILL STOP--







OH FUCK





SAM YOU JUST KILLED GOD



shut up mike that wasn't god



what yes that was



no mike...there is no god but Allah





AND MOHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER

[ES-Anthy]

it's Official Bruce Campbell > Kanako
also, Mima > Kanako and Suwako

Just expressing my opinion. :V

[E-Nazrin]

God damnit. I saved this.

[Hello Purvis]

I approve of the education for infidels. Allahu ackbar!

[E-Nazrin]

man i'm not so sure about this

[Fetch()tirade]

His name is Robert Paulson.

His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

[FinnKaenbyou]

I initially read it as Bum Notice. >_>

[shinyjam]

This won't end well.

[Kilgamayan]

I need to start watching this show.

[Fetch()tirade]

My brother was addicted to this show.
He stopped when he went to college because there's no decent TV there. As far as I know.

[Edible]

Burn Notice is quality television. <3

[Menorah Jams, Pham]

Too much sunglasses and Miami, not enough YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

[Apotheosis]

Too much sunglasses and Miami, not enough YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

SAM SAM



OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT IS IT MIKE



I...I found Fi...



I care a lot.



she...she was...buried in a giant tub of ice cream



Oh, really? Gee. That's horrible. Really.



Now, that's what I call...





...a sticky situation.











Shut the fuck up.

[Letty Whiterock]

This thread is fucking beautiful, and it must not be ruined.

[Gpop]

Oh shit CSI.

You won Apo.