Slaves, I'm glad you're here. I have a proposal for you:
Since I think it's Suwako's hat that makes her pretty ricockulous, how about we have her try on some different hats? Like a bowler, or porkpie, a flat cap, a stovepipe, maybe even one of those great big bearskin jobbies that the Buckingham Palace guards wear?
What I'm driving at is, I want to experiment to see if a) a change of hats makes Suwako less appealing to Suwako fans and b) a change of hats makes Suwako more appealing to me.
What say you?