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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2009, 07:32:51 PM »
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2009, 08:38:17 PM »
Kanako conquers the world

Not if Moriya's stainless steel rings have anything to say about it.
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 08:39:22 PM »
Kanako conquers the world

Not if Moriya's stainless steel rings have anything to say about it.

Ahem.

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« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 08:46:00 PM »
My theory is Suwako was already preggums when she fought Kanako, and threw the fight on purpose so that the lineage that they would both be tied to and rely on in the future would be unharmed.

And so any other point about one being better is moot.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2009, 08:47:36 PM »
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2009, 09:35:30 PM »
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2009, 09:44:37 PM »
My theory is Suwako was already preggums when she fought Kanako, and threw the fight on purpose so that the lineage that they would both be tied to and rely on in the future would be unharmed.

And so any other point about one being better is moot.

It's not about one being "better" than the other, to me anyway - but canon is canon.

Also, you bringing up Suwako's pregnancy reminded me of this horrifying fan art I saw of her once, involving a bath tub and lots of frog eggs. I really don't even want to search for it. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about though.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2009, 10:20:57 PM »
ZUN isn't a real person

he's a conspiracy theory

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2009, 10:55:28 PM »
yes, it might continue on after he dies

because ZUN is an undead zombie

exactly

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2009, 11:10:45 PM »
Mr. ZUN over in Japan is gonna get liver failure, ragequit when he finds endings posted on Pooshlmer

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha Jesus Christ what? Oh yes, not only has ZUN heard of Pooshlmer, he would become so angry at endings posted there that he would stop making Touhou games, forever. It's just that important. What an impact it would have on his life. And I'm running out of sarcasm.

oh I was being sarcastic too, I couldn't think of another reason ZUN would stop making games. I seriously doubt ZUN knows a thing about the English Touhou community. Also poking fun at the fact that the ONLY thing he wants is to keep the endings out of the public eye. What if that was like the LAST STRAW for him though.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2009, 07:32:38 AM »
Ah, alright then. That makes more sense. I personally see only 2 reasons for him to quit: either he runs out of ideas and or it stops being fun for him, or he falls in love.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2009, 09:02:32 PM »
Mima kills everyone.

edit: including those already dead
This.
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Alternatively: Mima turns out to be the mastermind behind every incident after Mystic Square in an elaborate plot by Mima to become the God of all Gensokyo.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2009, 09:33:23 PM »
Mima kills everyone.

edit: including those already dead
This.
<3

Alternatively: Mima turns out to be the mastermind behind every incident after Mystic Square in an elaborate plot by Mima to become the God of all Gensokyo.

She's already god of my heart~<3
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2009, 04:29:38 AM »
She's already god of my heart~<3
That line is awesome by way of being so cheesy.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #45 on: September 10, 2009, 03:05:47 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #46 on: September 10, 2009, 03:11:28 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
That would be the biggest dating sim ever...50+ girls...

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #47 on: September 10, 2009, 04:23:44 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
That would be the biggest dating sim ever...50+ girls...
And one I would be downloading at the speed of light
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #48 on: September 10, 2009, 04:26:38 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
That would be the biggest dating sim ever...50+ girls...
Correction: 100+ girls.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #49 on: September 10, 2009, 04:30:08 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.

Rinnosuke dies in all the Bad Endings.

To initiate them, choose the "rape" command.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #50 on: September 10, 2009, 04:38:16 AM »
There should be an option called 'Unleash the MANnosuke'. It is a must.
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #51 on: September 10, 2009, 08:04:22 AM »
Final boss of the final touhou game will probably be a (real) Dragon Loli, calling it now.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #52 on: September 10, 2009, 08:13:59 AM »
Final boss of the final touhou game will probably be a (real) Dragon Loli, calling it now.
And said Dragon loli will most likely be the one who created Gensokyo, and used Yukari as a personal sock puppet so is to monitor all the goings on of her world.
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #53 on: September 10, 2009, 12:02:16 PM »
It's also possible that the Final game has Genji as Final Boss.

Poor guy was abandoned by Reimu, after all the adventures they had together, and didn't even receive a single word of apretiation from her... And now everyone else is even more joyfull towards her recent saving the world keeping silly youkai on the line, that they forget she ever went to this Makai place at all, much else that she had a talking turtle as companion. At most, the other girls might remember she had a "pet"...

I'd be freaking pissed too.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #54 on: September 10, 2009, 03:01:35 PM »
It's also possible that the Final game has Genji as Final Boss.

Poor guy was abandoned by Reimu, after all the adventures they had together, and didn't even receive a single word of apretiation from her... And now everyone else is even more joyfull towards her recent saving the world keeping silly youkai on the line, that they forget she ever went to this Makai place at all, much else that she had a talking turtle as companion. At most, the other girls might remember she had a "pet"...

I'd be freaking pissed too.
If that were a true game, I'd bad end Reimu on purpose because the bitch deserved it :V
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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2009, 01:04:53 PM »
I'd want to see something similar to Concealed the Conclusion. Have different Stages 1-3 for the different characters, they would be investigating different areas that end up leading them towards the same goal.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2009, 02:02:00 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
That would be the biggest dating sim ever...50+ girls...
Correction: 100+ girls.
Aren't there about 130-ish including the PC-98 Characters?

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2009, 02:05:53 AM »
It's also possible that the Final game has Genji as Final Boss.

Poor guy was abandoned by Reimu, after all the adventures they had together, and didn't even receive a single word of apretiation from her... And now everyone else is even more joyfull towards her recent saving the world keeping silly youkai on the line, that they forget she ever went to this Makai place at all, much else that she had a talking turtle as companion. At most, the other girls might remember she had a "pet"...

I'd be freaking pissed too.

uh

ever considered that he might of, like, died?

the thing looked pretty old to me, honestly.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2009, 02:07:39 AM »
Four words.
Rinnosuke ultimate dating sim.
That would be the biggest dating sim ever...50+ girls...
Correction: 100+ girls.
Aren't there about 130-ish including the PC-98 Characters?

The touhou wiki lists only 118 characters, counting PC-98 and other stuff.

In other news I would play that dating sim, if only so I could make Rinnosuke get in a threesome with Aya and Okuu.

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Re: The final Touhou game
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2009, 02:16:07 AM »
It's also possible that the Final game has Genji as Final Boss.

Poor guy was abandoned by Reimu, after all the adventures they had together, and didn't even receive a single word of apretiation from her... And now everyone else is even more joyfull towards her recent saving the world keeping silly youkai on the line, that they forget she ever went to this Makai place at all, much else that she had a talking turtle as companion. At most, the other girls might remember she had a "pet"...

I'd be freaking pissed too.

uh

ever considered that he might of, like, died?

the thing looked pretty old to me, honestly.

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