~Hakurei Shrine~ > Patchouli's Scarlet Library
Aya's Rejected Story Ideas
Tengukami:
Sunday, late afternoon:
- Kappas. Why do they try and act so coy and adorable when they suck out people's souls? Details on the matter to disgusting to print.
- Fried eel does not actually cure blindness. But maybe it cures something else. Shingles? Dandruff? Better talk to Eirin. Eirin unwilling to talk.
- Reimu is planning a surprise party! Hakurei Shrine vandalized by fairies (fairies had an alibi - suspect unknown) with colored streamers of paper. Melted away in the rain. Oh well.
- Who can drink more, oni or tengu? May investigate further when hangover wears off.
- Kaguya's exhibition of Lunarian artifacts is soooo boring.
- Sanae spotted breaking up a fight victim of "monkey in the middle" game between Suwako and Kanako. Frog hairclip still missing... Eh. Who cares?
- Thoughtography is real really difficult impossible, Hatate is lying possibly disturbed desperate for attention. So what else is new.
- How well can Marisa take a joke? We woke her up with a bucket of ice cold water and what happens next will SURPRISE YOU! comes as absolutely no surprise to anyone. Think I'll spend today in bed.
- Steal something a weird kind of clock from Kourindou, wait for Rinnosuke to throw tantrum. UPDATE: Doesn't seem to realize anything is missing from his store. Good to know.
- BREAKING: Misty Lake undergoing strange "grassification" effect nothing. Must explain to Cirno what algae is.
Hello Purvis:
Nice.
Now to wait for the the narrative to emerge.
Tengukami:
- Field testing fried eel for past week. No noticeable changes in health. Maybe you have to wear it on your face overnight Face now greasy, smells like eels.
- Drink-off between tengu and oni. Found a few of each willing. But what to drink? Options: beer, sake, wine, barley whisky. Whisky in question toxic, causes blindness in frogs.
- Cirno shocked, outrage over mysterious rash of blind frogs.
- Kaguya sent her third messenger rabbit this week asking about an article on her Lunarian stuff. May have to write something after all. Possible angles include:
-- World's Ugliest Flag spotted at Eientei
-- See drawings of clothing pathetically weak humans need to walk on the Moon.
-- Moon peaches or Earth peaches - which tastes better? All the peach trees in Gensokyo are dead. Story? (Can anyone get peaches anywhere else? Who? Where?)
- NEW feature section for paper. Should be investigative articles more interviews gossip. About who*?
- Talk to Suwako/Kanako about monkey-in-the-middle game with Sanae. Wow, "no comment" would have been fine. So rude. Now face smells of eel and frog.
- Surveillance of Sanae and co. ongoing. Sanae still unable to locate missing frog hairclip. REMINDER: Put frog hairclip in conspicuous place near Suwako/Kanako.
* Suwako, clearly jealous of Sanae's accessories.
- Hakurei Shrine hit by streamer bandit again! This is BIG!! R.H. says she has bigger story, will disclose in exchange for squashing this story. This better be good.
- Why would people make a clock that doesn't even work? Maybe ask Rinnosuke how to use it Maybe not a good idea.
Iced Fairy:
Aya's laughing now, but when the runoff from the kappa farms causes an algae bloom that destroys the lake ecosystem.
Maybe the blind fogs will cushion the blow
Hello Purvis:
Ugliest Flag is going to get Aya a Bonus-Kun style visit from a certain faerie.