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| Aya's Rejected Story Ideas |
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| Tengukami:
Sunday, late afternoon: - Kappas. Why do they try and act so coy and adorable when they suck out people's souls? Details on the matter to disgusting to print. - Fried eel does not actually cure blindness. But maybe it cures something else. Shingles? Dandruff? Better talk to Eirin. Eirin unwilling to talk. - Reimu is planning a surprise party! Hakurei Shrine vandalized by fairies (fairies had an alibi - suspect unknown) with colored streamers of paper. Melted away in the rain. Oh well. - Who can drink more, oni or tengu? May investigate further when hangover wears off. - Kaguya's exhibition of Lunarian artifacts is soooo boring. - Sanae spotted breaking up a fight victim of "monkey in the middle" game between Suwako and Kanako. Frog hairclip still missing... Eh. Who cares? - Thoughtography is real really difficult impossible, Hatate is lying possibly disturbed desperate for attention. So what else is new. - How well can Marisa take a joke? We woke her up with a bucket of ice cold water and what happens next will SURPRISE YOU! comes as absolutely no surprise to anyone. Think I'll spend today in bed. - Steal something a weird kind of clock from Kourindou, wait for Rinnosuke to throw tantrum. UPDATE: Doesn't seem to realize anything is missing from his store. Good to know. - BREAKING: Misty Lake undergoing strange "grassification" effect nothing. Must explain to Cirno what algae is. |
| Hello Purvis:
Nice. Now to wait for the the narrative to emerge. |
| Tengukami:
- Field testing fried eel for past week. No noticeable changes in health. Maybe you have to wear it on your face overnight Face now greasy, smells like eels. - Drink-off between tengu and oni. Found a few of each willing. But what to drink? Options: beer, sake, wine, barley whisky. Whisky in question toxic, causes blindness in frogs. - Cirno shocked, outrage over mysterious rash of blind frogs. - Kaguya sent her third messenger rabbit this week asking about an article on her Lunarian stuff. May have to write something after all. Possible angles include: -- World's Ugliest Flag spotted at Eientei -- See drawings of clothing pathetically weak humans need to walk on the Moon. -- Moon peaches or Earth peaches - which tastes better? All the peach trees in Gensokyo are dead. Story? (Can anyone get peaches anywhere else? Who? Where?) - NEW feature section for paper. Should be investigative articles more interviews gossip. About who*? - Talk to Suwako/Kanako about monkey-in-the-middle game with Sanae. Wow, "no comment" would have been fine. So rude. Now face smells of eel and frog. - Surveillance of Sanae and co. ongoing. Sanae still unable to locate missing frog hairclip. REMINDER: Put frog hairclip in conspicuous place near Suwako/Kanako. * Suwako, clearly jealous of Sanae's accessories. - Hakurei Shrine hit by streamer bandit again! This is BIG!! R.H. says she has bigger story, will disclose in exchange for squashing this story. This better be good. - Why would people make a clock that doesn't even work? Maybe ask Rinnosuke how to use it Maybe not a good idea. |
| Iced Fairy:
Aya's laughing now, but when the runoff from the kappa farms causes an algae bloom that destroys the lake ecosystem. Maybe the blind fogs will cushion the blow |
| Hello Purvis:
Ugliest Flag is going to get Aya a Bonus-Kun style visit from a certain faerie. |
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