>To Patchouli, "Well, what about you? You're a mage, you have healing magic do you not? Whaddya say? Mind healing me a bit?"
>If persuasion fails, use my geass for the first time and direct it at Patchy.. "Please, just patch me up."
>Check on Homura/BREWTHM.
4: Patchouli casts an spell on you and you are filled with energy!
You are no longer Dying5: Homura is walking up to Sakuya. She starts examining the maid for something.
"Is there something you want?" Sakuya questions.
"Just wondering how you managed to clean the library in seconds..."
"Sakuya can control time." Patchouli says. "It makes her the perfect maid...
Provided she actually uses it when necessary."
"Hm, I thought you wanted to deal with the thief yourself..."
Patchouli glares at Sakuya.
>"Hmm...well, I'll comfort her and make sure she doesn't ruin the vic-er...'your' party, Excalibur. But first, I have to make sure these new people make it through the Room with a Moose. It is not for the faint of heart...I don't know why I installed it in the first place. It's a miracle this Alice and Pat managed to get through..."
>Grab some pie. Quite a bit. Make sure it's the sweet kind.
>Once they either get through the room or get stuck, activate my teleportarium and go to Yukari. Wait patiently for her to wake up. Offer her pie when she does.
>"So...Hey there. You doing alright, there, Yukari? That is your name, right? Yukari?"
>Try not to think too hard about how Endogeny could assume that face.
6: You grab a really large amount of sweet tasting pie. Even your endless inventory feels full with this much pie.
5: "What's with it? It's just standing there." Orange says as she points to the moose.
"Maybe we can just go past?" Daiyousei recommends.
The trio slowly walk past the moose and head through the next door. No one so far has been able to actually figure out the puzzle of the moose room. They always leave to the next one... As the third puzzle, there is a huge gap between the- wait. Not only is there the regular chasm, but there are two small gaps. One at the start of the room, and one at the end. Must've been Yukari's doing. The girls are contemplating if they should go through it or not.
You teleport to the room Yukari is in, just as she wakes up, and offer her pie. She gladly starts to eat it.
"Yea, I'm good." The kid says with a mouthful of pie, before looking around the spot where you two are in the maze. "Where's Ran-sama? And where's Chen?"
1: You head into deep though wondering how Endogeny could assume such a face, eventually coming up with the solution that all the dogs that make up Endogeny are making the same face at the same time.
> An arcade is fine too. Advertise it to the ground.
> Call Satan if he wants to start a house party at the SDM.
6: You set up advertisements everywhere. Even over these other advertisements asking for stage bosses. Something about a moon. Business booms, and the Arcade is filled up in minutes. Humans, Youkai, Spirits, there's huge lines of all of them outside of it, waiting their turn.
2: You try to call Satan, but don't know his number, if he even has a phone...
> Market it harder! Gotta get her on my side of the fence.
5: You convince Mystia to help you and your product.
>examine Doll for its purpose and abilities
>Broadcast play-by-play of the Incident on radio airwaves
>Prepare EX Boss stage for later
3: You examine the doll, getting only a vague idea of what it does thanks to a warning label.
"Warning:
Apocalypse. Use only in emergencies. Enhance at own risk. SAFETY IS NOT GARUNTEED!!"
2: You can't get the radios working. What are those two doing in there?
4: You prepare all the necessities for an EX stage.
>"...On second thought, I have better things to do than crashing a party."
>Leave the party and start establishing Internet in Gensokyo
>Connect The Hating Hater's arcade machines to the Gensokyonet
>Help advertise The Hating Hater's arcade
4: You skedaddle on out of the party and, through a sequence of tiring enhancements, create the internet. It's just as useless and useful as you remember.
5: You connect to the entire arcade and start creating online games. The line to the arcade now stretches a large length of Gensokyo. Maybe the arcade should be bigger...
3: You place a few more advertisements, but not much due to there already being a lot almost everywhere. Instead, you start putting ads on the internet. Now, if only you could advertise the internet itself...
>Alliance sounds good - the aim has already been achieved, more or less, though.
>Tell Kaguya and Mokou to settle the matter using Tug-a-Tewi. Reinforce the Tewi.
>If that doesn't work, convince Kaguya to let Tewi 'bounce'.
>Recruit Mokou for fire-eating acts, and retrieve the old guy as test subject for above.
>Cast Counter on the Barrier.
5: You shout at the top of your lungs: "TUG-A-TEWI!!!" and make Tewi durable enough to withstand immortals fighting over her. The other rabbits wince at how far she stretches, among other things.
2: Mokou is busy fighting for Tewi.
2: The barrier is too large a target for you to cast counter!
>Let's go up the mountain.
1: You go further down the mountain, heading underground. You reach the subterranean world easily. Letty complains about the heat, before she starts emanating cool air around her. That's better...
>Reverse the effects of the 1 up mushroom.
>Apply to barrier if above is successful. Don't if it isn't.
>Hide in Yukari's skirt to take cover/distract her.
2: You lack the poison to turn it into a poison mushroom. Doesn't it have to be a regular
super mushroom to do that anyways?
2: You are
not hiding in Yukari's dress...
> H'okay this party's cool and all, but start talking to those bodied souls and get some character development going.
4: You talk to the souls and they admit that not being actual players, they can't use the dice as much as they used to be able to. That seems to be the reason they're sorta bummed out.
Okay, so now i am both Reimu and Marisa... Now i can solve twice as much incidents at once ! (Better stop now, or else i'll end up with all the major characters, power corrupts.)
Reimu/me (or would it be Reimu-Marisa ?):
>Explain to Yukari wtf happened with you.
>Beat the shit outta Mr. Jovial.
>Order some of Kasu's wine, maybe Suika will like it.
Marisa/me:
>Save Tewi from the fate of being an ass-beating stick.
>"Hey Kaguya, she would be a pretty nice bouncer if you match her up with Medicine, just make sure Medicine uses non-lethal stuff and doesn't poison innocents, ze."
>Try to pet Chen again, but with care.
This must mean i have 3 action for each, i'm Marisa (and Reimu), so i don't care about those kinds of limits. :V
(If it's still only 3 lame actions, do Reimu's first 2 and Marisa's first one.
Megalomania*R: 1: You explain to Yukari that you have no idea what happened.
R: 2: You decide against it...for now.
M: 6: You kidnap Tewi, therefore saving her from such a fate. You still kidnapped her though...
> Bribe Sans and Papyrus with funny skeleton puns and spaghetti recipes in exchange or them helping me.
> Go find DNAbc and beat the crap out of him.
> Do that again if it didn't work the first time.
6: You make respectable puns with Sans and make teach Papyrus new spaghetti recipes. They agree to help you out. Fair trade.
4: You and your skeleton crew head for DNAbc and get ready to beat him down.
Roll to Dodge!DNAbc: 6: He dodges all of your attacks, like he's seen them before, and retaliates!
Roll to Dodge!Unfortunately already being wounded, you were in no shape for dodging, and are struck by a killing blow.
You have Died!5: You try to attack DNAbc again, but you're dead, and cannot do so.
Locations:
Hakurei Border; Starlighthawk/Marisa, Hating Hater, Mr Jovial, Old Guy/Zombie Ghost,
Hakurei Border; Traveling Bamboo Forest/Circus (of the lost): qMyon/Umbrellarella
Wrong-Moon Mansion: LaserTurtle
Youkai Mountain; Bottom: Hope Metal
Human Village: Kasu, DNAbc
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul/Azazel
Puzzle-ridden Arena; Victory Room: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku, Zero Breaker/CPU Tsukumogami
Bonuses:
None
Dead/Dying:
Dead: Old Guy/Zombie Ghost
Status:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Self-Chilled Wine products.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen.
Old Guy/Zombie Ghost: Nothing else mentionable...
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Endogeny, Dio.
Patorikku: 2 blue bodied souls, Alice.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Legendary Hero, Cirno, Nitori, Kanako, Suwako, Sanae, Sumireko doll v2
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: 1-up Mushroom.
Hating Hater: Flandre (SDM), Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Temminator, Letty.
Zero Breaker: Super Tengen Toppa Hisoutensoku, Internet
StarlightHawk/Reimu&Marisa: Tewi
