>Triumphant victory pose for stopping the rampage.
>Commence small talk with followers.
>Start reading books, perhaps that will give me an idea for an epic quest to take my merry band on.
5: You pose victoriously. Reisen, Satori and crew all join in too.
4: "While you had stopped this place from succeeding in it's rampage, we're still stuck someplace else." Satori notifies you.
3: You read a few books from the bookshelves. Before you do however, you check up on Patchouli for her permission. She's knocked out on the other side of the room, probably from the mansion being swung about. Koakuma's trying to help her as well, while I. M. Meen Is setting his book back near the magician. Patchouli probably won't mind you reading one.
Maid Etiquette...101 Ways to Make a Philosopher's Stone...Incantations For Dummies...Forbidden Procedures...Attack of Kotatsu...Youkai Database...The Good Little Vampire...Legend of The Evil Taisui Xingjun... Unfortunately, you have yet to find any that could spark a quest.
Okay, now to Marisaring.
>"Sorry, ze. Had some trouble with some sort of big ass strange trap someone made that launched me at the Scarlet Mansion, had to flee using some new powers i`ve got from that other Reimu."(As you said yourself, i`m Marisa, so i still have that power, even if at a weaker state.)
>Drag the lazy ass correct Yukari here (Thanks zero :V), Ran and Chen included if possible and explain stuff.
>Attempt again to bring her if failed.
>Attempt to cast Long Range Keine Stern Lectures on zero_breaker and Mr. Jovial.
>Roll again if failed.
"Hm, so you've met that person as well." She remarks.
5: Yukari gaps in with Ran and Chen in tow, just before you can turn.
"Well Reimu, it seems you're having trouble. Care if I lend a hand?"
"You just hid out until all the troublemakers left didn't you!" Reimu accuses.
"That's not it at all. I came as soon as I can. I even brought Chen and Ran."
"That's a lie!"
"Hm...Ran, are you sure this is Chen?"
"Yes, of course she is." Ran replies.
You can practically see Reimu's veins throbbing in anger.
"But enough proving you wrong, something needs to be dome about the barrier..." Yukari says.
3: You would do so, but you're not a high enough skill level in that category to do so. Instead, you summon Keine. She determines that all three of you will be judged, you included, for calling her.
Roll to Dodge at the end of the update!>"Ah, right! Thank you, Parsee Parser! That would have been unfortunate, as the other puzzles must be reset so the others don't think this isn't a sham!"
>Go reset the puzzles and check if anyone new has found this place!
>>If no one else is here, attempt to use the Teleportarium for such a purpose again!
>Go back and party it up now that my duty is done!
>Attempt to telepath Dio without him knowing. Might be difficult. But I'll try it. My waifu, no matter how...manly...shouldn't be doing the plotting. That's my job! And I have standards, dang it!
5: You press the reset button and fix all the puzzles. Back at the entrance, just in time, four figures enter the first room. One is Daiyousei, who you remember from that time you were searching for those three fairies. Another is a girl who bears a resemblance to Hong Meiling. Then there's Yukari, and the last one is...Alice!? You double take back towards Patorikku and Alice and confirm that she is both here and there. You look a bit closer and realize that she looks fairly younger, and her clothing is a bit different as well. Though, the same could be said about that kid-like Yukari...
1: You think of partying now, but there's a problem. Maybe... Yukari is running through all the rooms, gapping past any puzzles, all while changing them to her own likes. She's already at the maze! Wait, she's doing stuff to the cameras too!? She's writing stuff like "Stupid head", and occasionally sticking her tongue out at the cameras.
5: You telepath Dio perfectly and learn what he's plotting. He's planned out getting a place to stay at, building an army, then taking over this land. You check to see how you and your group will be dealt with, and there does seem to be a few hostile thoughts, such as taking apart bandage girl and shutting Excalibur up. (Have you been ignoring his voice this whole time?). Interestingly enough, he thinks Endogeny is already suffering, even though you know they(?) are happy.
> Try and find a market for the wine that consists of the SDM's residents and the Oni.
2: You can't just leave your whole stock alone like that. What if someone tries to steal and patent it for theirselves?
> Time to be a hero. Call all of my companions and ride to where Reimu is.
> Oh, and try to get Death a vacation, he needs one.
4: You call everyone over and ride the Tenshi-mobile to Reimu. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Flandre could make it.
5: You convince Komachi to allow Death vacations. She sends someone to tell him that he has vacation days now.
> Aight I guess it's party time! Begin the partying!
> Try to drag Alice into the partying should she decline, as one would suspect she would.
3: You party, but it's not that great a party so far. It has fantastic decorations, but it could be improved. A lot more party-goers, a bit more snacks and beverages, and maybe something to watch or participate in.
1: Alice apparently wants to go home already. You tell her that she should really go home and not party, and that everyone expects her to.
"Hey, I'm not a loner! I could be the life of this party if I wanted to."
You try to convince her again that she should just leave.
"You know what, fine! I'll make this party better than it could have ever been!"
Alice launches a massive amount of dolls into the air, and they all begin to scatter around the victory room. A few seconds, and they've added drinks and food as well as a puppet theater. A couple more seconds, and the whole room begins to shake. The walls are lifted up and placed further away by a gigantic doll. The dusty ground of the arena is replaced by more of the room's tiles, as well as more attractions. In a matter of minutes, Alice and her dolls have effectively multiplied the space and options for what to do at the party, as well as people, if you count her dolls.
>Assign Nitori to command the Mansion defenses
>Link the right moon and the wrong-moon together! I WILL HAVE MY INCIDENT
>recruit more stage bosses
2: "Defenses? I want to work on
this." Nitori pouts as she points towards the radio Cirno is working on. "I've already done pretty much everything with defenses before. This is new, let me work on this!"
Cirno sticks her tongue out at Nitori before they start to fight over the broadcasting controls again. You won't be able to broadcast until this gets solved.
6: You somehow connect the wrong moon to the original one, destroying the other side of your moon and trashing part of the Lunar Capital. If you had to take a guess, you would estimate that the lunarians will start to strike back in an hour, at least. As for when it's declared...well, it's already started.
5: You manage to recruit the three residents of the Moriya Shrine; Yasaka Kanako, Moriya Suwako, and Kochiya Sanae.
>Swap the Moon with Europa (that one moon of Jupiter's)
>Turn Jupiter neon green
>Have every single radio channels (including the Outside World ones) play sound backwards. I don't know how it's going to work, but it just does.
2: You have no way of obtaining Europa.
4: You turn Jupiter neon green. If you could see it now, the great red spot would probably stick out more.
2: Yeah, you don't know how it's going to work, so it doesn't.
>Fine. Assist Reimu in exchange for a cup of tea.
>Snap fingers and restore SDM to original form and location, adding some decorative embellishments. Perhaps an umbrella. And a bamboo tea fountain.
3: You agree to assist Reimu without the need of tea.
"Great, two Yukari's. Well, actually, this should help more..." Reimu says.
5: You restore the SDM and it's residents back to where they originally where. The SDM also has wonderful decorations as well as new functions, including; tea dispensers in almost every room, a bed at the guard post (complete with roof), and last but not least,
a spectacular light show for special occasions."It's good that Remilia has her mansion back to normal,-""Right!""But we should be focusing on the barrier. I don't believe that one of me and Reimu could pull it off on their own.">"I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY SNOW!"
>Beat the snow into submission.
>Repeat until success or death.
You'll never be defeated, you're the strongest! W-wait a secon-
3: You punch the snow with your fists. Nothing useful happens.
2: Will the snow really be defeated like this?
5: You punch the snow with 100% certainty that you can win, and you manage to part a short path trough it!
"Cirno, is this your doing again?"
You look up to see Letty. Oh, she must've been the one to move the snow. Darn.
"Oh, you're not her" Letty remarks.
"Is she? Well, it's not winter yet, so I should find who did this, or Lily. She should be able to fix this." Letty says to herself.
>Every idol must now do lewd stuff
>Everyone are now idols
3: You make a rule that most Idols have to do lewd stuff occasionally.
1: You turn all the idols into Touhous.
d00d.
>Shrug off death and get up.
>Repeat until success.
>Head over to the border if I have any actions left.
6: Meh, death, whatever.
You're alive again!2: Gotta stretch before you start going again. You were just dead a while ago.
5: You make it to the Hakurei border easily.
>Have a hissy fit over how my rampage didn't work.
>Find Chen and possess her.
6: You whine and cry and blah blah yada yada about how the SDM failed to rampage to your liking.
2: Possessing Chen wouldn't be the best idea, especially with Ran right next to her, and two Yukari's near her as well.
Not to mention Reimu...Keine is beginning her stern lecture on the 3 targets.
StarlightHawk: 5: You convince her not to lecture you.
(+1)Zero Breaker: 3: Is lectured about what he's been doing these past turns.
(-1)Mr Jovial: 5: Sneaks past Keine and trolls her, being able to see her flustered and angry about not being able to find him.
(+1)Locations:
Hakurei Border; Starlighthawk/Marisa, Hating Hater, Mr Jovial
Hakurei Border; Traveling Bamboo Forest/Circus (of the lost): qMyon/Umbrellarella
Wrong-Moon Mansion: LaserTurtle
Youkai Mountain; Bottom: Hope Metal
Misty Lake: Old Guy/Zombie Ghost, Zero Breaker
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Garden: Kasu
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul/Azazel,
Puzzle-ridden Arena; Victory Room: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku,
Bonuses:
+1: StarlightHawk, Mr Jovial
-1: Zero Breaker
Dying/Dead:
None
Groups:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Alone.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus, I. M. Meen.
Old Guy/Zombie Ghost: Nothing else mentionable...
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Endogeny, Dio.
Patorikku: 2 blue bodied souls, Alice.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Legendary Hero, Cirno, Nitori, Kanako, Suwako, Sanae.
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
Mr. Jovial: No one else mentionable...
Hating Hater: Flandre (SDM), Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile.
Hope Metal/Cirno?: Tembot.
Zero Breaker/Seija: Super Tengen Toppa Hisoutensoku.
Phew, less than 300 posts left, which means I'll have to do this at most... uhh... x more times. I'm not going to try and math how many players there are and how many posts they'll make compared to me to find out how much I have to do. To much work.
