>Study how boundaries work and master the reversal of them
>Repeat again if that fails
>Screw it, let's just turn gravity upside down. Except around the Human Village, because people there would just fall straight into space, and isn't that a boring death?
>If any action remains, turn the SDM bright pink.
4: You study vigorously, eventually learning how boundaries work. Flipping them shouldn't be a problem anymore, hopefully.
4: You flip gravity, and anything that wasn't grounded well starts to fall upwards towards the sky. Take
that rain.
2: You've got no paint.
You'll need to get Sukuna to hook you up with some.> Grow grapes the old-fashioned way.
6: It's wintery everywhere, but who says you can't grow grapes in this weather? You begin the process of growing grapes, and quickly amass a large field of them. They taste weird though. Not like normal grapes, but hard and, like a ball of ice with grape flavoring.
>Aww......set the TBF/C to HOMING MODO on Reimu.
>ENTERTAIN everyone along the way. With sufficient volume.
>Upon arrival, develop a suitable act. What the heck is Circus of the Bamboo in Latin? Bamboo trainers? Bamboo juggling bamboo? Anything's possible!
4: You prepare to follow wherever Reimu is. You reach the destination, but the place is overrun by violent youkai.
5: You begin entertaining. The attacking youkai get easily distracted, allowing Reimu to take a huge chunk of their numbers out. There's almost none around now.
2: You're, unfortunately, fresh out of material.
//I saw that reference to WPQ Miniking...
>Summon I. M. Meen
>Repeat repeatedly if failed.
>if successful ponder whether or not Patchouli was one of the "goody-goodie bookworm children" that he hated in the past.
4: You summon him successfully with a poof of smoke and a pentagram. You should start practicing how to do summons without needing to draw the thing out...
2:
Your Pondering tome broke! Pondering doesn't seem to be the best use of your time right now.
Well ain't that something ? Okay, let's be the BEST GODDAMN MAGICIAN IN ALL OF GENSOKYO ze.
>"You know, i'll come by later when you're in a better shape, for now i'll have to check on Reimu, ze.
>Attempt to give some kind of compensatio n for the books..... and swipe some more,ze.(I'll give it back..... someday)
>Go to the Hakurei Shrine and help Reimu, while charging a homing long-range magical Stern Lecture and firing it on zero_breaker.
>Repeat any that go wrong.
Wait, so now i have Marisa's powers + Copycat powers ? Well, Marisa can now copy others' spellcards way more easily now.
"Hold it. You're not leaving yet. huff, huff*. We still have to settle this."
6: You somehow manage to retrieve a bunch of books from nowhere and leave them for patchouli, before sneaking some when no one's looking. Or at least you thought no one saw. Sakuya definitely noticed.
2: The exits are blocked by fairies, Sakuya, and others. You can't escape!
2: Darn, this isn't looking good. Why couldn't Alice just have been home when you needed her? You could've gotten the books back and avoided this whole confrontation.
Patchouli: 4: Patchouli gathers her magic again and fires a spray of fire at you.
Roll to Dodge!4: You dodge the fireballs. She has to give up eventually, right? Sakuya doesn't look too keen on letting you leave either though. This might be trouble.
>Okay, reprogram mansion defenses to NOT target me or anyone within my group.
>Continue hijacking those radio waves! I need to show off my super cool wrong-moon mansion!
>Recruit several stage bosses to throw in the way of possible protagonists
4: Reprogram successful!
2: Your time on the air has ended, and you are sadly cut off from the radio waves. You'll need to find a way back on.
5: You send out really convincing flyers for powerful stage bosses. You're sure some assistance will come soon. The first has already somehow made it to your moon mansion. It's...Cirno? Uh, hopefully there will be more than just this...
>Follow the Travelling Circus to Reimu.
>Throw snowballs at the members of the circus occasionally.
3: You follow the circus, but get caught up in the fight between Reimu and the youkai.
Roll to Dodge!2: You are struck heavily and in danger of dying. It'll take two turns to recover and rolling anything less than 4 is fatal. Caution is advised!
5: You throw a bunch of snowballs at the circus. They don't even notice you! They're just wondering where the heck these snowballs are coming from.
>Land.
>Set Tembot Armor into Temmie Mode.
>Build a rad snow sculpture of myself.
3+1=4: You land uninjured, just as you predicted.
5+1=6: You retrieve Tembot armor and turn it into a Tembot again.
1+1=2: Please excuse it, but the snow is occupied with being snow, if you don't mind.
> Harness the power of this puzzle... In order to solve this puzzle!
>> Should that fail, solve the puzzle normally. But make it SEEM cool and over dramatic.
> Enter the prize room with a dramatic pose! Don't bother asking Alice to do the same.
5: You harness the power of the puzzle, which seems to be an illusion as well! You easily break the illusion and find that you and Alice are just in a tiny hallway between the victory room and the previous puzzle room.
6: You leap through the door in an extremely overly dramatic fashion. You are met with poses of opposing greatness by a mass of bandages, a vampire, a mixture of dogs, 2 blue people, and a white creature with a top hat and a cane. After a few seconds of posing, Alice finally breaks the grunting.
"What the heck is going on!?"
Even Shanghai is surprised.
>As the SDM, try to grow chicken legs.
5:
Try to grow chicken legs? Pfft, you had them the whole time...At least, ever since you possessed the mansion.
> Shove a Mogeko down her mouth.
6: You shove a Mogeko down the girl's mouth, shutting her up. Komachi runs in and grabs you, quickly taking you back onto the Tenshi-mobile and across the river before the girl can retaliate.
You're back alive! Your Tenshi-mobile looks out of it though. Maybe she drowned a little.
"You alright? Phew. She was going to lecture you sooo much. Then she would've lectured
me! We should be safe now... Crap! We forgot my subordinate!"
You realize that Death wasn't with you on the
boat Tenshi-mobile.
Locations:
Hakurei Shrine: Mr Jovial
Hakurei Border; Traveling Bamboo Forest/Circus (of the lost): qMyon/Umbrellarella
Wrong-Moon Mansion: LaserTurtle
Nearly-Destroyed PX's Final Boss Castle: Zero Breaker
Youkai Mountain: Hope Metal
Human Village: DNAbc
Scarlet Devil Mansion: Old Guy/Scarlet Devil Mansion
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Garden: Kasu
Scarlet Devil Mansion; Library: EvilNazgul/Azazel, Starlighthawk/Marisa
Puzzle-ridden Arena; Victory Room: Unmatched Sock, Patorikku,
Higan: PX
Sanzu River: Hating Hater
Bonuses:
None
Dying/Dead:
Dying: Mr Jovial (2 turns until recovery)
Groups:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Alone.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Reisen, Past Satori, B-R-E-W-T-H-M/Homura, Fairies who have mastered calculus.
Old Guy/Scarlet Devil Mansion: (most of) The residents of the SDM??
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Endogney.
Patorikku: 2 blue bodied souls, Alice.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Legendary Hero.
DNAbc/Hamburger God: Idols, 4 Hoshii Mikis.
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Eientei's Residents (Kaguya, Eirin, Tewi), Mokou.
PX/Pepper God: 'Paprika', 4k Idolist Followers.
Mr. Jovial: Team-less.
Hating Hater: Flandre (SDM), Moge-Ko, 8 Mogekos, Komachi, Tenshi-mobile.
Hope Metal: Tembot.
Zero Breaker/Seija: Hisoutensoku.
