Perfect.
>Make it so the Hakurei Shrine never self-destructs.
1: You make it so the Hakurei Shrine will always self-destruct, at every given opportunity.
>To the SDM to see the action!
>Keep repeating if failed, if we miss the action, use my hourglass to rewind time.
>If there are still actions remaining after we witness the action.
>Applause.
>Cookies for everyone in the general area!
5: You quickly fly your crew to the SDM and blow straight past Hong Meiling, making it to the library just as the fun starts. Satori even chipped in that she would use her powers to find anything else interesting during all of this.
"You won't be forgiven this time Marisa, even if you do return my b-."
"Hey there Patchy! Oh, you're havin another moment with that person again? I feel bad for intruding now." Marisa quips as she stands up.
"N-no, he was... Uh..." Patchouli struggles to find an answer.
"Just taking me back here. You know, after you KIDNAPPED ME!" Koakuma shouts.
"Hey!" Flandre flies up to Koakuma's face, causing her to flee to Patchouli. "In Marisa's defense, she was doing it for ransom!"
"
Thanks Flandre..."
"You really wish Alice were home now, don't you Marisa?" Satori questions.
"So you weren't actually returning anything huh. In fact, you were planning to steal more with that loner, weren't you?" Patchouli asks.
"O-oh, you're here too? Well, I'd love to stay and chat with you all, but I should really be going now."
Patchouli: 3: Patchouli shoots a spread of danmaku at Marisa (4:) whom easily dodges. "It's time for you to pay your fees, thief!"
"Book em Patchy!" A fairy maid shouts, which sends the fairies in the library giggling.
"I guess you could say that this moment was long
overdue." One of your fairies says, changing the giggling into a burst of laughter.
"Yes, I'm- ehehe- I-I'm
fairy positive Marisa won't hu
manage to get out of this one...
Pfft- ahaha!" The fairies are practically dying of laughter.
You hear a
familiar facepalm as someone enters the library from behind you.
2: You don't applaud yet. Seems the action is only getting started.
3: You hand out cookies for your group. A couple of the fairy maids start fighting your fairies over the cookies.
>De-rig dice
>Master Lunar Rabbit powers
>pick up Lunar Rabbit broadcasts
>Connect to the Lunar Rabbit internet. They have one of those, right?
>Generate furniture for any and all remaining actions.
4: You de-rig the dice so that the first roll of the turn won't be a guaranteed 1. There's still the problem of the # of actions being determined by the first roll though.
5: You become the best Lunar Rabbit ever...Well, ability wise.
3: You pick up broadcasts from the moon, but something begins to trace your signal. You can't cut it off quickly enough to stop it. This might be troublesome.
7: You luckily find out how to access their internet. You still need a way to display a screen for all of it. As if on cue, you spot a perfectly functioning monitor from the outside world lying about.
>It is time. Transform the Bamboo Forest into a Traveling Bamboo Circus Forest!
6: You transform the entire place into a traveling circus. Unfortunately, Mokou and Eirin, as well as the rest of Eientei eventually find you, and they expect answers.
Was what I was trying for, just didn't know if it would be interpreted as I intended it to be 
>Build a house on the roof.
>Find Reimu's secret stash of something. She probably has a pile of rare and dangerous artifacts somewhere or snacks
3: You build a house on the roof of the Hakurei Shrine, but it collapses and destroys the shrine as well. A few seconds later, there is an overly dramatic explosion. Looks like you might get caught in it.
Roll to Dodge!Mr Jovial: 6: You cause the explosion to become an implosion. At least there aren't any remains to the Hakurei Shrine...?
3: The shrine was destroyed. All you salvage is one of Reimu's outfits that looks like it could fit Suika. Though, Suika quickly takes that off your hands as well.
> Claim the Forest of Magic as my own domain.
2: You hold no authority over the Forest of Magic.
> "Well doesn't this look like an utter mess. Why did I set this back up again?" Whatevs. Solve it again, WITH GRACE~. Or just with Alice, since she's actually here, and you don't know anyone named Grace anyhow.
> PUZZLES AND JAPES. Solve one, enjoy the other. Or both. Do both for both. No need to be picky.
3: You question why you set this back up, before wondering how you would go about solving this again. Let's see, the Mobius strip is endless, and so are Penrose stairs and the house of stairs. But the reflective orb thingy... Gah! You just decide to give up and complain that this puzzle is unsolvable. The door clicks open.
"Wait, that was the puzzle? Admitting defeat?" Alice questions as she takes off the goggles.
There must have been another way to actually solve it, but hey, you're done with it now, so it doesn't matter. You and Alice move on to the next room.
The current puzzle room features a seemingly endless amount of unlocked doors, along with the normal looking locked door. A sign pops up, informing you that you must go through the door. Alice sighs audibly.
6: You devise a plan, and tell Alice to send a bunch of dolls through a lot of the doors. She nods her head and does so. As each doll enters one of the unlocked doors by their self, they come out another one, and an obnoxiously loud incorrect noise plays. By the time Alice can actually recall her dolls, your ears hurt tremendously.
2: You tell Alice to try again, but she strongly advises against doing so, as her ears, and yours, hurt. A lot.
>Allow the dice to decide what I will do next. (Successful roll color - blue. Failure - red.)
>Continue flirting.
>"Fine! Alright! If you insist on foiling my flirting, I'm gonna find someplace where I can flirt freely."
>Leave the SDM.
>After leaving the mansion, go exploring.
6: You shout at the dueling Patchouli and Marisa before leaving the Scarlet Devil Mansion, passing Sakuya on the way out of the library.
5: You go exploring, and find yourself at the top of Youkai Mountain.
I wonder if it's okay.
>Appear on Hakurei Shrine, then test our Copycat abilities to turn into Marisa for a while (Steal a book while here too).
>Try again if failed.
>Go to SDM
>Try again if failed.
>"Hello, i'm here for some books and to punish myself, ze... Oh, nevermind."
>Do this if any actions are left: Actually borrow some books giving money as compensation, and "borrow" the Grimoire of Marisa.
>Do these sequentially.
Final Edit EX Lvl 99: Added new stuff.
1: You arrive at the Moriya Shrine, and see that you have copied the form of Reimu.
>Make every roll 2 updates from now either a 1 or a 6
1-1=0...(Reroll) 4-1=3: You make every roll 2 updates from now a 6.
Requesting clarification: Every roll for 2 updates, or 2 updates after this one, every roll will be affected on that update.> Reveal a plot twist that the boat I'm riding is not a boat, but is actually Tenshi on wheels. Honk Tenshi to prove my point.
4: You honk Tenshi.
"Just from a glimpse, I can tell that you're guilty!" The girl says, and raises the rod she's carrying. Roll to Dodge!
5: You don't dodge. The rod just hits Tenshi. You wish you could see her face right now.
(+1)I died.....AGAIN?!?
Isn't this like the fifth time or something? How many more times must i die?
>Try to come back from the dead.
>Try to become a zombie ghost.
5: You linger within the plane of...whatever this place is.
6:
You succeed in coming back to life as a zombie ghost. It classifies as life, compared to whatever happened back there.
>I want my normal gameplay back
So do I qq3: You pray for normal gameplay. Only a few things return to normal. The dice are still screwed up and so are multiple other things. All in all, you haven't truly succeeded.
>Although the minions are good company, I've got nothing else happening right now waiting in the victory room. Use the Teleportarium to zap a love interest to myself.
>If I still have remaining actions, play fetch with the Endogeny and press buttons to mess with the puzzles.
(Seriously, I don't understand what's happening with action amounts anymore...)
5: You zap [Insert Waifu here] to the victory room. Their figure hasn't been completely decided yet.
5: You play the most intense game of fetch you've ever seen. After a while, Endogeny grows tired. You manage to convince it to keep up the pose though.
2: You're not sure where most of the buttons in the victory room are.
Q: Dafk is with the action amount?
A: Someone did a thingy in their roll and now your first roll's # determines how many rolls you can make, at least until someone finally fixes everything.Locations:
Remains of Hakurei Shrine: Mr Jovial
Nearly-Destroyed PX's Final Boss Castle: Zero Breaker
Youkai Mountain: Hope Metal
Moriya Shrine: Starlighthawk/Reimu?
Human Village: DNAbc, Failure, LaserTurtle
Forest of Magic: Kasu
Scarlet Devil Mansion Library: EvilNazgul/Azazel
Traveling Bamboo Circus Forest of the Lost: qMyon/Umbrellarella
Netherworld: Old Guy/Zombie Ghost
Puzzle-ridden Arena; Victory Room: Unmatched Sock
Puzzle-ridden Arena: Patorikku
Higan: PX, Hating Hater
Bonuses:
+1: Hating Hater
Dying/Dead:
Dead: Hating Hater
