> Smack Patorikku with a tree-limb.
5: You waltz over to Patorikku and change your arm into a branch. He quickly spots you as you rear back and Rolls to Dodge!
Patorikku: 4: Your branch was a bit too slow to catch him, and he ducks right under it.
>Send out B.R.E.W.T.H.M. "Now, you be a good amalgamate, or you're going back in the ball, understood?" (Have Past Satori translate if it's not in a form that can speak. This shouldn't count as an action, hopefully, but if I must roll to use the Master Ball, then so be it.)
>Convert my pentagram into a new Pure Pacifist Zone.
>Repeat if failed.
>Set up a new communal lounge.
>Whistle to use up remaining actions.
>"Let's do something! do any of you three, or.... technically nine if B.R.E.W.T.H.M. identifies as seven beings instead of one... have any suggestions?"
6: You let the massive octahedron shaped form of B.R.E.W.T.H.M. get some air and explain that it's happiness will be limited to how well it obeys you. Completely ignoring and interrupting your explanation, the creature begins to make that noise and charge another laser straight at you. Instead of firing though, the creature's appearance instantly changes to that of the black haired girl again.
"Weakening them works better than trying to kill them...That machine should keep them occupied as well." She says, and the shield on her arm whirs a bit, before she looks between the three of you.
"Do any of you know of a pink haired girl named Madoka, and where she might be?"
"The name is unfamiliar." Satori remarks.
"No, I don't, sorry." Reisen answers.
2: You try to transform the pentagram used to summon the creature, but it doesn't work. Weather you were just unlucky or the large amount of plants and trees are getting in the way is a mystery.
2: It definitely seems to be one of those.
3: The pentagram covers a bit more than the mini-forest you are in, with a see-through force field. That solves the problem of attacks trying to get through, but what about attacks from within?
>Equip Walk-in Freezer in right pocket. Politely.
12: You equip the Walk-in Freezer in your right pocket. It makes the pocket cooler, but not too cold.
> Use borderhax to make myself tree proof
If that doesn't work:
>Ask Yuyuko one and two for advise
But if that does works:
>Gap Kasu into my dungeon
>Then use borderhax to make her a mental vegetable.
And if that works:
>Take her to the Yama to be judged, her crime being her abuse of power.
But if that doesn't, then:
>RU-I MEAN GAP AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN!
Actually instead i'll:
>Rain down trains from the sky.
>Make myself potato proof,
>Turn DNAbc into a potato instead
If that doesn't work:
>Persuade DNAbc into not turning me into a potato, if he agrees i will promise to not harm him.
Then:
>Check on Ran to see if she's okay.
>Ask Yuyuko 1 and 2 for advise,
> Ask the past avatars for advise
You currently have no way of rolling for more actions.
1+1=2: You try to manipulate the border between potato and ...not potato, but no such border exists.
> Smack Kasu with a fireball.
3: After successfully dodging Kasu's tree-smack, you counter with a small fireball. You didn't have time to make it much larger. He's trying to Roll to Dodge!
Kasu: 5: You strike right into Kasu. Yeah! The fire engulfs his entire body, but you then realize that it was a clone... Kasu fooled you!
(+1)> Reconstruct Hisoutensoku into a fully functional, transforming super mecha. With missiles. Lots and lots of missiles.
6: You reconstruct the Hisoutensoku into a transforming HYPER mecha. It holds an infinite amount of missiles. It also has much more functions than it needs.
>Yukari is now a potato strapped to my gun, again
5: Unless you're mistaken Yukari should be a potato on your portal gun again. You check to make sure, initiating a Roll to Dodge.
Old Guy/Yukari: 4: Apparently. Yukari isn't a potato, and nor is she strapped to your portal gun. How unfortunate.
>"No, it's just a note I gotta deliver to someone. Which is what I am going to do right now." Go to Marisa's house.
6: You jump out the window and wander around a bit, eventually ending up at Marisa's door.
>heal myself in some manner
3: You eat some lightning. It tastes horrible, but you feel fine now.
> Get angry and suplex the SDM.
1: You are suplexed by the mansion itself.
You have died.>Ha-HA! Wonderful! Now, let's all of us (being Bandage Girl (who I almost forgot about), the two soul-bodies, EXCALIBUR, and Endogeny) bring these puzzles back under our control!
>Pose fabulously while doing so.
>Establish a Teleportarium that only I can access in my own room in the New Arena.
2: The puzzles prove too great a challenge to overcome at the moment.
5: You pose fabulously. Although it doesn't help you take over the puzzles. Your group does feel more fabulous though.
4: You make a room in the puzzle filled arena and make a teleportarium there.
>A different approach, huh.........let's blend just a little Yuuka into the Kogasa mix and test the surprising result on Patchy.
4: You allow a small bit of Yuuka to influence the main body.
Kogasa adopts her usual smile, and she walks behind Patchouli.
"Boo!" She shouts, as she raises her umbrella into the air.
"Such an attempt wouldn't even surprise a chi-" Patchouli stops as soon as she looks behind her, and freezes at the sight of Kogasa's umbrella emitting a light from the mouth. She quickly jumps out to the side and hits the ground seconds before a giant laser demolishes the entire table Patchouli sat at, and a few of the bookshelves behind it.
"ARE YOU INSA-ack!" Patchouli breaks into a mad coughing fit, and takes a few seconds to catch her breath. She's still breathing heavily afterwards.
"Were you surprised?" Kogasa questions.
>Become the wind
2: You find no way to change yourself into the wind.
>Follow them like a sneaky thief and don't get caught. Cartwheel like a sneaky thief instead of walking too.
6: You cartwheel around like a sneaky thief, somehow avoiding their gaze on multiple occasions. Eventually, the lady and the pink cloud enter a large room where a gradient haired woman stands aside a skeleton with a hood on. There are a few other people here too.
"This is Sans. He also believes in equality between Youkai and humans." The lady states.
"I never actually said that..." The skeleton states.
Locations:
Outside of ...somewhere in Gensokyo: LaserTurtle
Hakurei Shrine: Failure
Moriya Shrine: Zero Breaker
Unidentified room: Mr Jovial
PX's Final Boss Castle: PX
Garden of the Sun: Searinox/Maribel,
Mini Reset Bomb Forest/Pacifist Zone: EvilNazgul/Azazel
Human Village: Username, Kasu, DNAbc, Patorikku
Scarlet Devil Mansion Library: HopeMetal, Old Guy/Yukari, qMyon/Umbrellarella
Misty Lake: Raikaria/Sekibanki
Puzzle-ridden Arena: Unmatched Sock
Palace of Earth Spirits: Hating Hater
Bonuses:
+1: Kasu
Dying/Dead:
Dead: Hating Hater
Status:
Kasu/Nature-related God: Nothing else mentionable.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: 3 forced actions per turn, Chaos Card, Homing Brimstone Ludovico Ring, Double Shot, The Lamb (Paralyzed), Reisen, Past Satori, Hourglass (+1 action/dying timer), Wabbajack, Geass, B-R-E-W-T-H-M (Master Ball)
Failure: Pure Electric Guitar
Old Guy/Yukari: Yakumo Ran
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, Telepathic, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Glamorous Legs, Endogney, 2 extra dice (+2 actions).
Patorikku: Large flaming red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?, Pyromancy, 2 blue bodied souls, The ability to somehow always end up surviving after the end.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko, Negate Attack Card, Spell Bomb, Legendary Hero, D12, Walk-in Freezer
Username: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc/Hamburger God: Portal Gun
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Tea, Umbrella, Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2)
PX/Pepper God: 'Paprika' and multiple containers of paprika.
Searinox/Maribel: Nothing else mentionable.
Raikaria/Sekibanki: Nothing else mentionable.
Mr. Jovial: Immortality?
Hating Hater: Nothing else mentionable.
HopeMetal: Nothing else mentionable.
Zero Breaker: Hisoutensoku.