"Hey, not that I am boasting, but this dice has screwed over and saved us many times already"
>Gain stand: Mandom to rewind world status to six turns before
2: You roll the dice, landing them on a 2. Nothing happens.
"Um, are you sure they work? Are they activated with a chant, perhaps?" The gradient haired woman suggests.
"This is getting us nowhere! I'm doing this myself." The blonde girl states, before she walks out of the meeting.
>Use the power of DENIAL to reconstitute EVERYONE's item dust and restore EVERYONE's followers to regain lost followers, stuffs, and thingies. (Or at the very least, just my followers and items.)
>Repeat with remaining actions if a 3 or lower is rolled.
>If Reisen comes back, "That is Ramiel-Walpurgisnaght-Battra-EVA-Homura-Mothra-Tem, or B.R.E.W.T.H.M. ...Okay, I admit that it needs a better name... But it's pretty much an amalgamation of a shapeshifting evil octahedron angel, a nigh-invulnerable witch, two giant moth kaiju, a bio-organic angel-killing mecha meant to be piloted by a mentally disturbed child, a Magical Girl with time powers, and a Temmie! ...With a hefty dose of the Hourai Elixir thrown in for good measure..." (Do not count this as an action, I'm just continuing the conversation.)
>If Past Satori comes back, "So, what does it's mind look like? Is it seven different voices chattering at the same time, or is it like one single coherent mind?" (Again, conversation. Don't count it as an action.)
>If I still have actions remaining, ask the unholy fusion I created to come up with a better name for itself.
>And if I still have actions after that. Whistle random tunes, repeating regardless of failure, to use up all remaining actions.
3: You regain your items and followers, effective at the end of the post.
2: But nothing happened.
2: But nothing happened.
"And
why did you summon that!? Won't it kill us!?" Reisen says in a panic.
"The former. They aren't voices though, they're thoughts. Pairs of them want to kill each other, so the entire thing is contemplating suicide. Though, there is one thought continuously bringing up petting itse-"
You hear a large wail of pain and turn to see the creature shooting itself with lasers, coming from the eyes on the face that has vibrated off of it's body.
"How did it manage that?" Reisen questions.
The creature falls and turns to dust, before the dust re-builds itself, this time into the shape of what looks like a small robotic, pixelated animal with both dog and cat ears
and bug-like feelers, as well as long, black hair and what looks like a shield on it's back. It's somehow wearing a dress...somehow.
> Point to the nearest group of players and tell the treant that they cut down it's buddies.
6: You point at everyone and tell the treant that they all cut down it's buddies. The treant promptly goes underground, before emerging with a small and pitiable army of treants. There isn't even enough to outnumber
half of the gladiators in the arena.
"Oh, these ones are fighting back?" You hear a voice from above. "That'll give me more time to prepare bombs, not that I need it."
You feel as if everyone needs to Roll to Dodge at the end of this update.As Yukari call out to Ran for help.
6: "What is it Yukar-"
Your shikigami appears, before losing her composure and bursting into laughter at your appearance. You don't think she'll stop laughing for a while unless something happens.
> Reflect on my current play and suddenly stop caring.
2: Well, with what has happened so far, in this sequence of events, you deduce that all of it doesn't matter...
Except it might matter a bit, but you honestly cannot decide.
>Open walk-in freezer
4: You open the walk-in freezer, letting Soushiko and the legendary hero walk out.
>Poke Flan.
"Is she okay?"
4: Flandre sits up and you breath a sigh of relief.
>Create an Electric Yukari clone.
>Repeat until success.
2: You create a fizzle of electricity, accomplishing nothing when it runs out.
>Consume a human effigy and get kicked out of death for being alive. Can't go befriending people to later betray them if they're afraid of me :C
3: You manage to get yourself kicked out of there, but just barely.
>Multiply
2: You don't multiply.
Math wasn't your subject anyways.> High five sock on account of both of you saving your inventories successfully and also because you have no idea what else to do this turn.
5: You high five sock, but he continues to idle around.
>Dynamic entry, Human Village, go!
3: You reach the village, but no one witnessed your dynamic entry.
The rest of the players screw around with creative mode, accomplishing nothing.
Events:
What appears to be an enormous meteor falls from the heavens. Roll to Dodge!
DNAbc: 6: Just walks out and delivers a single good punch to the meteor, shattering it into a large amount of fragments of itself.
EvilNazgul: 2: is hit by one of the fragments. Before they realize it, they are fatally wounded and entangled in what appears to be a small forest.
(4 Turns left)Kasu: 1: is killed on impact by a small meteorite.
You have died.Old Guy/Yukari: 6: Orders Ran to stop laughing and do something. Ran hurries to destroy the last of the fragments, getting rid of the rest of the meteor before more damage can be done.
Locations:
Outside of a random walk-in freezer: LaserTurtle
Hakurei Shrine: Mr Jovial, Failure
PX's Final Boss Castle: PX
Garden of the Sun: Searinox/Maribel,
Mini Reset Bomb Forest: EvilNazgul/Azazel
Human Village: Username, Kasu, DNAbc, Old Guy/Yukari, qMyon/Umbrellarella,
Scarlet Devil Mansion Library: HopeMetal
Misty Lake: Raikaria/Sekibanki, Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Palace of Earth Spirits: Hating Hater
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
None
Dead/Dying:
Dead: Kasu
Dying: EvilNazgul (4 turns)
Status:
Kasu: Nothing else mentionable.
EvilNazgul/Azazel: 3 forced actions per turn, Chaos Card, Homing Brimstone Ludovico Ring, Double Shot, The Lamb (Paralyzed), Reisen, Past Satori, Hourglass, Wabbajack, Geass, B-R-E-W-T-H-M.
Failure: Nothing else mentionable.
Old Guy/Yukari: Currently a Potato strapped to DNAbc's portal gun, Yakamo Ran
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, Telepathic, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Glamorous Legs
Patorikku: Large flaming red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?, Pyromancy, 2 blue bodied souls The ability to somehow always end up surviving after the end.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko, Negate Attack Card, Spell Bomb, Legendary Hero
Username: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc: Portal Gun with Potato Old Guy/Yukari strapped to it.
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Tea, Umbrella, Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2)
PX: Nothing else mentionable
Searinox/Maribel: Nothing else mentionable.
Raikaria/Sekibanki: Nothing else mentionable.
Mr. Jovial: Immortality?
Hating Hater: Nothing else mentionable.
HopeMetal: Nothing else mentionable.
