Past Figures Actions:
Despite interactions with the past characters and other shenanigans, the figures of the past don't seem to be doing anything that could cause problems for anyone but themselves...yet.
Shouldn't I have performed two of my actions because of the Hourglass's passive effects granting me +1 action per turn?
Eh, oh well...
>Try to find and retrieve the old "three actions per turn rule" from a hyperdimensional trash can and slap it on my forehead.
>If my hourglass's passive effects still work, then repeat with my second action if failed.
6: You find the good old "3 actions each turn rule" and slap it on your forehe-OUCH. You imprint the rule onto yourself so hard, it's gotten to the point where you
must do 3 actions each turn, whether you want to or not. Thankfully, it doesn't seem to take effect yet.
>Climb out of the non-functioning Tembot armor.
5: You hop out of the armor, exchanging farewells and goodbyes with it.
>Okay, preserve my inventory and status before anything else. I don't know what that'd do to Soushiko if it faded, and I'd probably feel guilty if I de-existentialized her.
3: You scramble over the dulled inventory to preserve what you can. You only manage to restore Soushiko to her former state as the rest sit dully.
>Have E. Reimu teleport everyone to real Reimu
2: E. Reimu glitches out for a second, before absolutely nothing happens.
"Eh, but like, Yukari, I thought you were ready for us to fuck up. That was why I eh, fucked up expecting something tragically funny to happen"
>Discuss with everyone on how we can help make the place fun again
"I'm always ready to screw over everyone...except for now it seems. I do believe nothing of interest can be accomplished while being a potato."
4: You plaster flyers everywhere and eventually start a discussion at the human village with the intent of restoring fun to the world.
"We should get rid of all the human scum polluting this world! It's better off without them!" A young looking girl with long blonde hair shouts.
"I'm certain, that if Youkai and Humans were to get along, everyone would be able to have fun." A lady with interesting hair states. It starts off at the top as one color, but fades into another about halfway down.
"Hello Certain, I'm Sans." A skeleton in a blue jacket quips from across the table.
"This place could easily become fun if the rules and laws were followed as they were supposed to be." A green haired lady holding a yellow, text riddled rod suggests.
"I would really like my body back. It's hard going to sleep as a potato." Yukari complains.
None of these sound useful...
>Create a flag using Reimu's clothes and fly it on the roof of the shrine. I really didn't plan ahead this far :V
3: You put up Reimu's clothes as a flag atop her shrine's roof. You lose your footing on the way down and fall down the hole previously created in the roof. Roll to Dodge!
1: You break multiple bones on the fall and begin to pass out. The last thing you see are Reimu's undergarments, flying proudly above.
You have died! You contemplate what to do now...
> Use plants for a DYNAMIC ENTRY into the newly conjured arena.
6: A seed drops into the ground of the arena, before burying itself inside. A tree wildly sprouts, growing higher and higher until it appears to pierce the heavens itself. You then emerge from inside the tree with all eyes fixated on you. Wait, they're running towards you too!?! Roll to Dodge!
3: You flee behind the tree after being rushed by gladiators. You've suffered wounds, but not too much to be fatal.
(-1)> Aight, with the world apparently being saved, chill with sock and the bodied souls which apparently still exist.
2: You have no time to chill! You stay on edge, looking around for more dangers, but find none...or do you!? You have no idea, but you won't let yourself get caught off guard if there are...or maybe you will.
> Try to become Yukari AGAIN.
3: You become Yukari. You are now Potato Yukari, strapped to DNAbc's portal gun.
> Tell Okuu that the universe is now hers to command. Go with Flandre to SDM.
3: You forget to tell Okuu the universe is hers to command, but you still head to the Scarlet Devil Mansion with Flandre. She leads you into almost every room, saying that this is hers and that is hers now and th-...
You and Flandre arrive at the library, where HopeMetal is pinned under a fainted Patchouli as Marisa and Koakuma look on in silence.
"Hey Patchouli, why are you sleeping on that guy?" Flandre asks
Koakuma quickly rushes behind one of the bookshelves, as if she's hiding.
"T-That's what I wanna know." Marisa says.
>Reset
3: You push the reset button you had installed in the throne you're sitting on. You're enveloped in a large flash...
...
You fall from thin air onto the ground outside of an unknown castle. It has your name on it for some reason.
>Revitalize my items and abilities to not be dull, preferably in this order: Soul-bodies, Telepathy, Glamorous Legs, EXCALIBUR, Super Bandage Girl
4: Your inventory regains it's color, and so do the bodied souls, well, at least yours. The blue ones next to Patorikku aren't looking so blue.
>Retain protection of umbrella and tea.
4: You affirm the safety of your umbrella and your tea. The coffee just rains on your umbrella.
"I wonder how the first Yukari is doing out there...""Hey, qmyon, are you there? Remilia? Yukari? Yuuka? Please answer me. Somebody. I don't wanna be forgotten again!You hear faint voices in your head.
>Realize I haven't posted here in a while.
>Think of something to do.
>Become invincible.
6: You become invincible to everything. Unfortunately, everything is kinda a lot of things, and you end up being invincible to all sorts of necessities, such as feelings.
You are now a virtually lifeless, invincible husk.
Searinox and Raikaria take it easy.
Dead/Dying:
The World (Stand): Will die in 1 turn.
Mr Jovial: Dead and possibly roaming in the afterlife.
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
-1: Kasu
Locations:
Hakurei Barrier: LaserTurtle
Hakurei Shrine: Mr Jovial
PX's Final Boss Castle: PX, qMyon/Umbrellarella,
Garden of the Sun: Searinox/Maribel, EvilNazgul/Azazel
Human Village: Username, Kasu, DNAbc
Scarlet Devil Mansion Library: HopeMetal
Misty Lake: Raikaria/Sekibanki, Unmatched Sock, Patorikku
Palace of Earth Spirits: Hating Hater
Status:
The items continue to dull, feeling as if they could turn to dust any minute.
Kasu:
Chlorophyll injection ability, Ability to control basic plantsEvilNazgul/Azazel: 3 forced actions per turn.
Chaos Card, Homing Brimstone Ludovico Ring, Double Shot, The Lamb (Paralyzed), Reisen, Past Satori, Hourglass, Wabbajack, Geass Failure:
Pure Electric Ensemble, Yuuka Clone, Reimu Clone, Kyubey CloneOld Guy/Yukari: Currently a Potato strapped to DNAbc's portal gun.
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, Telepathic, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls, Glamorous Legs
Patorikku:
Large flaming red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?, Pyromancy, 2 blue bodied souls The ability to somehow always end up surviving after the end.
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village),
Negate Attack Card, Spell Bomb, Legendary Hero (PX's Castle)Username:
$1,000,000 (Million) Completely Invincible to everything.
DNAbc:
$Infinity, Keyblade, Broken Stopwatch, Idols, Immunity to other character's time/space hax, 4 Hoshii Mikis who don't know who you are, Portal Gun
qMyon/Umbrellarella: Tea, Umbrella, Umbrellarella entities (Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2)
PX: Nothing else mentionable
Searinox/Maribel:
Welcome♥Hell Shirt and Skirt, Sumireko doll EX, Triple Shot, Aegis of the Immortal (1)Raikaria/Sekibanki:
5 heads, Welcome Hell Shirt, Hecatia, ClownpieceMr. Jovial:
Sharp Nothing Knife, Something Cape, Immortality?Hating Hater:
Stand Granting Arrow, Stand; Heaven's Door, Flandre & Stand; The World, Moge-Ko, 9 Mogekos, Fully Functional(?) Mogeko generator, Kyubey's ContractHopeMetal:
Desk Utensils, Anti-Cheese Wheel, Cool Solid Gold Legs