>Cause a meteor storm to fall on everyone
>Slice the sun in half
>Send whatever pieces of the sun there are flying towards the planet
1-1=0: You're not really feelin up to it right now...
5-1=4: You try yet again to slice the sun.
The sun must Roll to Dodge!3: The sun get's scratched.
(-1)2-1=1: You send the few tiny scraped pieces of the sun that fell off when it was scratched
away from the planet.
>Drag failure, and ONLY failure, into my timeline, thereby removing him from his electric clones vicinity and forcing them to dissipate
>brainwash remilia with the love of aidorus
>repeat if failed
4-1=3: You beckon Failure to your timeline.
Failure must Roll to Dodge!5: Failure doesn't want to go there.
(+1)5-1=4: You begin assaulting Remilia's mind with aidorus.
Remilia must Roll to Dodge!6: It seems that your mind is filling with something...
DNAbc must Roll to Dodge!2-1=1: Your mind is corrupted by the vampire's. Unspeakable things going on in your head end up destroying you internally, reducing you to a vegetable.
DNAbc has Died!You forgot to put my +1 with the others in the end of the post.
>"Gee, It's crowded here, isn't it?"
>Follow whereever Sock and Patorikku go.
>Tell Sakaya Sayaka: "Kyubey just disintegrated. Twice."
>Continue to play music
>Play some cozy, homey music. The kind that makes you feel as if you're sitting in a soft chair, in front of a fireplace relaxing, knowing that you're safe at home...
E. Reimu:
>Continue patrolling
E. Yuuka:
Since she's a clone...
>Mimic what the real Yuuka is doing.
Edit: wait what
You wait to follow Sock and Patorikku.
4: "I know, but he'll be back. He always comes back. This isn't the first time it happened, and it won't be the last." After a few seconds of waiting, Sayaka looks around. "H-Hey, maybe he's playing a joke or something. He'll pop up right on my shoulder and my cape and sword will appear as usual. Ahaha." She waits again, and eventually, she starts to look worried. "Ha, ha ha. T-this is pretty funny Kyubey. Ha ha. You're pulling a great one here. Ha ha. Hiding with my soul gem. Ha ha..." Sayaka then stops laughing and drops to her knees with a look of despair on her face. "I-I'm gonna die here..."
5: You play some soothing music with your guitar, somehow. Sayaka calms down a bit. You can tell that she's not crying, but she's not happy either. She sits down and begins observing her surroundings.
(+1. Total: +2)E. Reimu: 1: Stops patrolling and lazes around.
E. Yuuka: 2: Tries to mimic the real Yuuka, but you see her jerk back in pain for a few seconds. Whatever she was trying to do, it was
not working out well.
(-1)//Ooh, so I have four actions now!
>Using the time manipulating hourglass, go back in time with Poniko to the turn that Jovial killed Satori, ending up right next to them right before Jovial's spear impales her neck with time frozen.
If successful, my next three actions will be as follows:
>Freeze time at that instant if it isn't already frozen. (If time is already frozen, don't do this action. Period.)
>Swap Poniko with past Satori.
>Time travel back to the present Pacifist Pentagram with past Satori in tow before the ripple effect hits.
>If any actions still remain at the end of the turn, repeat the last action if failed.
If not:
>Send a petition to the gods of the game to add a new rule: When not rolling to dodge, rolling two consecutive 1s on actions will cause a positive effect equivalent to rolling a four to synergize from the two "Worst possible outcomes"
>Repeat with remaining actions if this fails.
Had to think about this for a while. Going back in time and doing something would alter the posts after it drastically (such as suddenly making someone die in the future/present). It is for this reason, that backwards/forwards time travel will end up causing different timelines.1: You time travel with Poniko some distance into the future. You awaken in a grassy field. Everything is quiet,
really quiet. The only thing you hear is the wind blowing.
Hey that's rule-screwing shenanigans.>Point EXCALIBUR at where the mental voices were heading, and try to channel it to dissipate the invisibility!
>"You think you can hide, but I can see through your shenanigans!"
>>If they're revealed, demand to find out what they're planning. Look cool and heroic while doing so.
6+2=8: You point Excalibur, but accidentally slit your own throat. The last words you hear are: "Fool!
You must always be focused when wielding me. Unmatched Sock has Died!(6+2=8) 4+2=6: You immedietly come back to life and tell the still invisible fairies to give up.
Daiyousei jumps out of nowhere and bows.
"O-Okay, I give up. There's no use hiding if you can see me... You can see me, right?"5+2=7: You demand information in such a charismatic way, it's like you were her mother/father or something. Fairies don't even have those.
"We had a plan to destroy the Hakurei Barrier, but it was for a good cause. I can't tell you what that is though. You already stopped me anyways, so that doesn't matter anymore."> Use my plant powers to create an army of mobile trees.
5: You control a couple of trees. There's about 5 of them, but you're still the one controlling them, so you would need to use an action for them. Sadly, you don't have 5 actions for all of you.
(+1)> Stab myself with the arrow.
> Take a Mogeko and tear it apart transform it into Kyubey.
> Sit on couch.
6+1=7: You stab yourself with the arrow. Oh yeah, it's all coming to you now. You immediately see spirits, no,
stands next to Okuu, Orin and Flandre. You know exactly what stands they are...
6+1=7: You grab hold of a Mogeko and somehow mold it into Kyubey. He immediately begins to ask the girls questions.
9 Mogekos left.6+1=7:
Wow, that's pretty stupid. There's no bonus for 3 7's though... You sit on the couch.
"Do you want to protect those you hold dear?" Kyubey asks the girls.
"Well, Meiling is really fun, but if she breaks, there'd be no one willing to play with me. So yeah." Flandre responds.
"
I couldn't protect Satori...Yes." Orin answers.
"Whoa, am I gonna get more lasers and stuff. Sure!" Okuu says eagerly.
"Why do you ask?" Satori questions back at Kyubey.
"To see if you would want to become m-"
"Not interested." Satori interrupts.
"Aww." The three other girls whine in unison.
> "MAN, I don't even KNOW how a fairy's supposed to end the world!" Throw hands up in the air as you exclaim.
> Mind where sock's pointing, and fire more fire magic in that general direction.
> Whatever the souls are doing, whether useful or not, allow them to continue doing it.
2+1=3: You throw a short tantrum.
"We- er, I wasn't trying to end the world. I was trying to help it. If the Hakurei Barrier is gone, then...um..."4+1=5: The last place Sock pointed was upwards, since he sort of slit his own throat. You shrug and shoot fire magic into the skies. ... ... ... ... It's still going.
(+1)The Souls crowd around Daiyousei and corner her between them and Sock.
> Celebrate the fact that i am no longer burdened with Chekhov's gun!
> Run as fast to the Arena as i can.
1: You mope and cry over the loss of your faithful gun. Never forget...
1 like = 1 prayer4: You run like the wind, and eventually reach the Arena again.
>...okay teleporting is dangerous. Get Yukari's attention so she can take us to her
>Explain situation. Use Soushiko-pictures if I have to.
>See if her and her wisdom has a better idea of what this all means.
Wait, take who to where and what? Oh, you were already close to Yukari and the Hakurei Barrier anyways, she was still sleeping next to it.5: You wake Yukari and explain as best as you can about Soushiko's pictures.
(+1)"Fairies and a hole in the barrier, huh? Don't worry, they won't end up destroying Gensokyo." Yukari nonchalantly says.
"Of course you wouldn't be worried. Why did we even bother?" Reimu says, obviously irritated.
4:
"It's probably just a story. That's what that Youkai is right? A storybook? Could be fiction or non-fiction, we'll just have to wait and see."Fiiiiine, no invisibility. Save the cloak for a cold day I guess O_o
>Sneak into the palace. Try not to be seen.
>Find Flandre but don't let her see me and don't interact with her.
>If spotted, dash off in any direction, twisting around corners until I escape, but don't leave the palace.
5-1=4: You sneak back into the Palace of Earth Spirits.
5-1=4: You locate Flandre Scarlet as well. She's on a couch with Moge-ko and The Hating Hater. You're pretty sure they can't find you.
> Stop juggleing
> Ask Hecatia if she can let us visit her homeworld.
5: You and Clownpiece cease the juggling. But not before a big finish.
(+1)4: "Ah, no. Are you unhappy here?"
>Obtain more Temflakes.
If successful:
>Feed Tembot Armor Temflakes.
If not:
>Continue obtaining Temflakes.
5+1=6: Temflakes acquired.
2+1=3: "Where is that darn Temflake slot?" you find yourself asking.
Oh, this is going to get interesting.....
>Well, let's shake things up a bit. Retrieve entity: Sakuya Izayoi. An extra umbrella-holder always helps.
>Sip tea. With extra CHARISMA.
>Utilize Yukari 2 focus to analyze Hakurei barrier together with the rest there.
4: Sakuya falls out of your umbrella in pajamas and lands right on her butt. Wait, no, she's in her typical maid outfit with a cup of tea ready. You swear you saw something else though...
3: You sip your tea. Your features flow more towards Remilia's.
"Oh... It seems I shall need to follow you, since you are... acquainted, with my mistress." Sakuya announces.
"See Yukari, that's how servants should act.""Weren't you having difficulties bringing her here earlier?""Shaddup."1: You shift to become more like...Kogasa, before heading over to the Hakurei Barrier with Sakuya in tow.
>Look for shops.
>Reach into pocket and confirm presence of wallet with more money than needed.
4: You find a shop in the village. They're selling a few things. There's a few things you know you wouldn't want. A Keyblade, a Broken Stopwatch, and Chekhov's-freakin-Gun AGAIN!
2: Uh oh, you don't even have a wallet.
(-1)Because I lack originality:
>Try to conjure the Aegis of the Immortal. Again. One repeat if roll below 4.
>Try to reforge that cracked shield into something useful.
>Attempt to reach across time and steal borrow nifty stuff from the future.
And I suppose I should help with the "holes in the barrier" issue too.
>Use Compensation. Time warp the whole Gensokyo, Hakurei Barrier excluded, into 12.000 BC, right before everything gets screwed over. No interference from Gensokyo means no holes forming, right?
1-1=0: You don't do so.
5-1=4: There we go.
Aegis of the Immortal (1/1): Upon death, Immediately resurrect with a +1 to the rest of your rolls for the turn you died.4-1=3: You try to grasp something from the future. All you get is a falty prediction similar to those on the fortune cookies and the ones the fortune tellers give you.
Compensation: You time-warp Gensokyo back in time.
You awaken in a grassy field. Go!
Glancing around, you see many people that have suddenly been transported into the middle of the field. You do not know where any of them are coming from, but many of them have stood up. They don't look like the ones you were with a few moments ago... One has just light a torch, and the others seem to be doing other things as well. You wait patiently and watch everything unfold before you decide if you want to speak with them. Their faces are...unrecognizable. Everything feels, really, really off. What the hell is going on!?Events:
The Lamb disappears once more...
Sayaka transforms back into her magical girl outfit. "AHH! I knew it. It was just a joke. Hahahaha... Don't do that again, please Kyubey. ... Kyubey?" Sayaka looks around for Kyubey.
Clank is wondering where EvilNazgul/Azazel and The Lamb have gone. He eventually returns to his seat in the lounge area.
Umbrellarella and Sakuya meet up with Reimu, Yukari and LaserTurtle at the Hakurei Barrier.
"Hello Sakuya."
"Hello Reimu."
"Hello Remiliyuuko-"
"Umbrellarella" the Kogasa part becomes very prominent.
"Sure." Yukari says.
Renko is heading home to get some sleep.
Searinox/Maribel is in a strange Gensokyo.
As is EvilNazgul/Azazel.
Daiyousei is feeling pressured by the surrounding characters.
Unmatched Sock: 3+2=5: Allows Excalibur to finish humming, careful not to interrupt.
(+1)Locations: "Day will be here shortly, not that these times of day and whatnot matter."
Hakurei Barrier: Yukari, Reimu, LaserTurtle, Empty Giant Robot, qMyon/Umbrellarella
DNAbc Timeline: DNAbc (Dead), Idols
Future Gensokyo?: EvilNazgul/Azazel, Poniko
Past Gensokyo?: Searinox/Maribel. Arena: PX/Death, 4k Idolist Followers, HopeMetal, Raikaria/Sekibanki, Clownpiece, Hecatia, Old Guy/Avatar
Human Village: Username, Kasu
Misty Lake: Unmatched Sock, Excalibur, Patorikku, 4 Bodied Souls, Miki Sayaka, Failure, Reimu Clone (Failure), Yuuka Clone (Failure), Daiyousei
Palace of Earth Spirits: Hating Hater, Moge-Ko, Flandre, 9 Mogekos, Satori, Okuu, Orin, Koishi's corpse, Mr Jovial, Kyubey
Dead/Dying:
DNAbc (6 or more to revive)
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
+1: Kasu, LaserTurtle, Raikaria, Unmatched Sock,
+2: Failure
-1: The Sun, E. Yuuka Clone, Username
Status:
Kasu: Chlorophyll injection ability, Ability to control basic plants, 5 trees
EvilNazgul/Azazel Chaos Card, Homing Brimstone Ludovico Ring, Double Shot, The Lamb (?), Clank (Pure Pacifist Pentagram), Poniko, Hourglass (4 actions and 4 dying timer ticks in total.)
Failure: Pure Electric Ensemble, Yuuka Clone, Reimu Clone
Old Guy/Avatar: Nothing else mentionable.
Unmatched Sock: Super Bandage Girl, Telepathic, EXCALIBUR, 2 bodied souls
Patorikku: Large flaming red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?, Fire magic, 2 (dark blue) bodied souls
LaserTurtle: Soushiko (Human Village), Negate Attack Card, Spell Bomb
Username: Nothing else mentionable
DNAbc: Nothing else mentionable
qMyon/Umbrellarella: a Teacup with Tea in it, Umbrella, Umbrellarella entities(Yuuka, Remilia, Kogasa, Yukari 2), Sakuya
PX/Death: 4k Idolist Followers, Cooler looking Scythe
Searinox/Maribel: Welcome♥Hell Shirt and Skirt, Sumireko doll v2, Aegis of the Immortal (1), Compensation (1).
Raikaria/Sekibanki: 5 heads, Welcome Hell Shirt, Hecatia, Clownpiece
Mr. Jovial: Sharp Nothing Knife, Something Cape
Hating Hater: Stand Granting Arrow, Flandre, Moge-Ko, 9 Mogekos, Fully Functional(?) Mogeko generator
HopeMetal: Tembot Armor, Desk Utensils, Anti-Cheese Wheel,man unknown amount of Temflakes.
