This can only mean one thing:
>Challenge them to a ROBOT FIGHT!!!
3: "How come it always has to be a robot
fight? Why can't we just have a robot chat or something?" Suwako questions you.
>Feed more ElectroTemFlakes to Tembot.
3: Tembot eat the ElecTemFlakes, but Tembot still hungr.
>Casual wave to the people in the lounge.
>Chant something unintelligible and summon Merasmus.
If successful:
>Ask Merasmus for new weapons for everyone.
They wave back.
3-1=2: You fail to summon him.
(-1).For some unknown reason, I believe "you fail to do so" is not a success... Nor do I believe it's a "It looks like you did it, but something went wrong..."
>Revive myself.
>Revive Flowey.
>Revive The Lamb.
3: You revive, back in the outside world, sadly. "Hey, there you are Mary!" Renko greets you.
5: You revive Flowey. "Hey, is it me, or does that flower have a face?" Renko questions.
(+1)5: You revive The Lamb. Woo, big mistake, because it still has orders from Evil Nazgul to take you out.
(+1. Total: +2) Searinox/Maribel must Roll to Dodge!4: You dodge The Lamb. Renko is panicking at what's going on.
>Go to Pat, since we're teamed up and stuff
>"You found him? Wow, more successful than I...What are those?"
>>WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!
>Assume that either I figure it out or he tells me. "Well, we've got two options at this point...either try to return them to their rightful owners (if possible...) or figure out how to harness their power ourselves, like the plant said was possible. I'll leave it up to you, Pat. Not sure if I should be making such decisions with this headache..."
>Ow, my head...use calming visage of a field of flowers to stop this incessant pain.
6-1=5: You quickly head to the Garden of the Sun and meet with Patorikku.
(+1)5-1=4: Sitting in the sunflower field is pleasant. It's not all that inspiring though.
> Summon a giant sunflower to inject everyone with chlorophyll.
2: You think about summoning a giant sunflower, but you remember the laws of alchemy and equivalent exchange and decide not too. No need risking an arm and a leg to make a plant.
(-1)> Check what is going on, on THE MOON with Hecatia. Leave Clownpeice here for the time being. Because we don't want to start another war.
> Pop over to Earth quickly as well to check what is going on
> Return to Dream World with INFO so everyone can make fun plans.
6+1=7: Hecatia places her moon accessory on your empty neck. It's funny for a while before she puts it back on her hat and the two of you arrive above the moon. It's supposed to be a full moon tonight, so everyone's acting cautious.
4:1=5: You and Hecatia pop over to the Earth. There's a village, which is apparently in a situation right now. There seems to be a fairy and lesser looking Youkai terrorizing it. Nothing much else is happening here.
(+1)6+1=7: You head back to the Dream World and tell everyone about what you saw. The umbrella club assures you that the village should be fine...probably.
>"Woah woah woah, I come in peace!"
>Summon Electric Reimu to the Village.
>Ask if the people in the Village saw the gigantic arena audience
"What, another one made it in? I must be losing too much focus. You need to hide." Keine tells you.
6: You strum your guitar to summon Electric Reimu. She appears in a flash. "Reimu? Wait, that's not Reimu. Who are you?"
6: You question Keine if she saw an audience go by. "Yes, but they're safe here. Though we're having a problem here."
> "Eegh, something about killing that flower made me feel a little sick, but..." Take a good hard look at those four souls. This is where you actually decide your path. You only need one of them to power yourself up, probably, but more importantly, WHY do you want to use them? Can you really excuse absorbing these souls purely for self-defense, or even for defending others, if it was possible to save these four?
> At least contain them for now. No need to go from Neutral Good to Chaotic Evil in one roll.
> "We'll figure that out once we can see if they can be saved at all. I'm putting my money on 'can't be saved', so for the time being, we'll keep them as backup reserves of power if we need them. IF." Hand off two of the souls to sock.
> With that... not necessarily settled, but at least kind of sorted out for now... Take note of the fact that Satan has shown up again. Make your way over to where he is, if possible.
6+1=7: You need to put these souls somewhere. You stab your trident into the ground. You feel something familiar, like you've done this before. You raise 4 lifeless bodies from underground. Wait, when could you do that? The souls quickly shoot into the 4 bodies, and color slowly starts to return to their faces.
4+1=5: You would do that, but the souls have found bodies already. It's like they were eager to do so. Come to think of it, the souls' colors correspond with the bodies' outfits.
(+1)2+1=3: You don't know where the hell Satan is or how to even get to him.
ALL THE NOPE IN THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS
>Don't think about any appearances of Satori in fanworks. Like MMDs, or this...thing (safebooru warning) wait does this count as thinking about it
>Turn around and go anywhere not here.
2: Oh no, your mind definitely wants to think otherwise. You feel horrible about all the things you're thinking right now.
(-1) At least they're not
that bad.
1:You head straight for the lady with the 3rd eye. She turns her attention to you.
"And you ar-..." She pauses for a couple of seconds. "What does someone like you want down here?" You swear you could feel slight disgust in her voice.
>Aw nuts.......make peace with a tea offering.
>If that doesn't work, UMBRELLA SENTAI POSE with the rest of the club before proceeding to kick demonic ass.
5: You propose a tea break to Satan.
(+1) "Ooh, a 5 I guess that means I should sit here and drink tea with the princesses. Who do you think I am, Lucifer?"1: You do a sweet pose with the group before Kogasa screws it up and falls onto Remilia, who destroys Yuuka's dress with her claws. Yuyuko seems unhappy with the result while Yukari chuckles from inside a gap. This did not, go as planned.
>Try to shoot Satan with Chekhov's Gun.
And if that don't work:
>Bust down the arena walls with Earthbending skills and evacuate the arena to look for the SDM.
And if it does:
> Finish Satan.
2: Darn gun still doesn't want to work right.
(-1)3: You try to bust down the walls, but you couldn't. Instead, you just walk outside and start running the opposite direction of the Garden of the Sun.
You've made it to the Forest of Magic.>wiki how to 4 warpgate rush, then rush the barrier
5-1=4: You use Wikipedia and remember the tactic.
6-1=5: You spawn warpgates next to the Hakurei Barrier and send Miki's through.
(+1)Yukari: 4:
"Well, I would hate to break a promise to Reimu..."Yukari has entered Hax Mode!> Auto produce Mogekos every turn.
> Start sending my citizens out to the surface to extort capital.
1+1=2: You hurt your hand trying to work the machine. How does Moge-ko even use it?
(-1)4-1=3: You send your citizens out to the surface. They begin wandering around, like they forgot what to do.
As we all know, cheating death is a serious crime. One punishable by death. Therefore
>Fight Death to the death
>Usurp the role of death
>Claim the lives of all those who have cheated death
4: You call out for death to face you. He comes in a cloud of darkness and agrees to a challenge.
Death must Roll to Dodge!5: Death deathly dodges. (+1 to Death's next roll.)
Death: 2+1=3: Death tries to cleave you in two.
PX must Roll to Dodge!6: You duck and push his scythe hard enough to keep it going.
Death must Roll to Dodge!1: Death didn't dodge. Dunk'd.
Death has Di-er...been defeated!4: Now you are become Death.
2: Seems you can't claim them until they're actually dead.
(-1)>O-oh. Okay. This works. Cast protective barrier to stop attacks until she stops crying I guess.
>Comfort her because this is really weird. Seriously.
1+1=2: It doesn't really work.
(-1)6+1=7: You tell her it's okay and she can stop crying. She does so and wipes her face. Well, at least she's not attacking you anymore.
Events:
Alice: 6: has set up a barrier around the Pentagram. No attacks can be directed to those within until it's disabled.
"Hey, we should take the pacifist part out so we can hit them from here."
"Then what happens if someone starts a fight in here Marisa?"
"Oh..."
Moge-ko and Flandre are waiting next to Hating Hater.
Tembot.
Madotsuki has given up on playing Nasu.
The Touhou Umbrella club is meeting in the Dream World. (Yukari, qMyon, Yuuka, Kogasa, Remilia) along with Hecatia, Clownpiece, and Raikaria/Sekibanki.
Soushiko is wiping her face.
Miki Sayaka: 4: has reached the Human Village.
?: "Cirno, I don't think this is a good idea, that looks like Reimu over there. And...Yuuka."
"What's wrong? I can't be beaten! I'm the Strongest, you know!"Keine: 4: realizes it's finally nighttime. "A full moon, just as expected!"
It's Caving time!Satan attacks qMyon and Searinox/Maribel.
They must Roll to Dodge!4: qMyon dodges safely.
4: As does Searinox/Maribel.
Satori is staring at Mr.Jovial.
Renko is panicking.
The Lamb is still trying to kill Searinox/Maribel.
Flowey is wondering where he is.
Cheez8 missed another turn.
Locations:
Hakurei Barrier:
Yukari Yakamo, DNAbc, 4 Hoshii Mikis
Arena: Soushiko, LaserTurtle, PX, 4000 Idolist Followers (PX), HopeMetal, Tembot
Arena/Pure Pacifist Pentagram: Evil Nazgul/Azazel, Reimu, Marisa, Alice, Madotsuki
Moriya Shrine: Username, Sanae, Suwako, Kanako
Underground Civilization: Hating Hater, Moge-ko, Flandre, 10 Mogekos
Forest of Magic: Old Guy/Avatar
Garden of the Sun: Kasu, Patorikku, 4 bodied souls, Unmatched Sock
Human Village: Keine, Failure, Yuuka Clone (Failure), Reimu Clone (Failure), 5 mysterious figures
Dream World: Raikaria/Sekibanki, qMyon, Hecatia, Clownpiece, Remilia, Yuuka, Kogasa
Outside World: Renko, Searinox/Maribel, Flowey, The Lamb
Palace of Earth Spirits: Mr. Jovial, Satori
Safety Gap: Cheez8
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
+1: Unmatched Sock, Raikaria/Sekibanki, Patorikku, qMyon, DNAbc
+2: Searinox/Maribel,
-1: EvilNazgul/Azazel, Kasu, Mr.Jovial, Old Guy, Hating Hater, PX, LaserTurtle
Status:
Cheez8: Safety Scissors
Kasu: Chlorophyll injection ability
EvilNazgul/Azazel: Fool Card, Pink Homing Laser Ring
Failure: Pure Electric Guitar, Yuuka Clone, Reimu Clone
Old Guy/Avatar: Chekhov's Gun
Unmatched Sock: Worn Bandage, Telepathic
LaserTurtle: Soushiko
Patorikku: Large red Trident, Welcome Hell cape, Necromancy?
Username: Giant Robot, Lightsaber
DNAbc: 4 Hoshii Mikis, Pylons
qMyon: Tea, Umbrella, Targeted by Satan
PX/Death: 4000 Idolist Followers
Searinox/Maribel: Welcome Hell Shirt.
Raikaria/Sekibanki: Protecting everyone in the Dream World, 3 heads, Welcome Hell Shirt
Mr.Jovial: Welcome Hell Shirt
HopeMetal: Tembot, Desk Utensils
Hating Hater: Flandre, Moge-Ko, 10 Mogekos, Mogeko generator
