>Find a stick, draw a giant pentagram in the dirt, chant something unintelligible, and summon The Lamb!
4: You draw a large pentagram in the dirt with a stick and successfully chant and summon The Lamb. It can take one command from you before returning.
>Stay above the general area of the arena.
(If anything comes up I might intervene.)
You continue flying in the skies.
"As fellow idol deities, we shall channel our combined strength of our 4004 followers to make all these people prostrate at our feet!"
Have all players:
>Revere idols
>Fear idols
>Worship idols
4: You re-affirm that everyone knows who Idols are and respects them, even if it's minor.
2: You fail to instill Idol fear in the players. (-1)
1: The players continue they're normal activities, ignoring your request.
Oh God, I hope I don't roll low for this.
> Greet the figure amiably.
2: You try to greet the figure, but couldn't find any words. (-1)
The figure approaches enough that you can clearly see them. The first thing you notice is the umbrella which looks...different. It has a large tongue on it and a single eye. The figure carrying it has 2 different colored eyes; one red and one blue. You hadn't noticed until now, but she's said "boo" about 3 times already, trying to catch your attention. You can see tears forming in her eyes, and her voice was also shaky when she said "boo". "No Kogasa, wrong again." The other figure says from afar, and slowly begins to approach you two.
> "FREE BOOZE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
> Begin giving out free booze up on the surface for loyalty.
2+1=3: You shout about the free booze, but it seems you have a problem. Moge-ko has awoken and she is tampering with the Booze Generator.
> Turn to sock, "Okay, but to make sure I'm not going crazy, were you or were you not talking to a yellow flower? I swear I've seen something similar before."
> While you wait for the barrier to drop, learn how to fight with pole weaponry so that you're ready for any attackers beyond that point.
3+1=4: You practice stabbing, slashing and vaulting with the trident.
>Uh-oh. Grab a shovel and start digging immediately, in hopes of striking tea! This is a crisis!
>Uh-oh! Grab some duct tape and silence the guy trying to promote booze! That's also a crisis!
3: Panic! You couldn't find a shovel, so you begin digging with your hands. You quickly get tired of this. No tea was found.
1: You find safety scissors. They aren't duct tape, and they're too safe to cut anything.
>Scan the Garden for people
>Have Electric Reimu head back to the arena, and leave electric Yuuka here at the garden
>Follow the arena audience
You can spot Kasu and a lady, apparently named Kogasa, holding a weird umbrella. You can also see another umbrella wielding figure approaching the two. She's wearing a red dress and her umbrella is a normal-looking pink one.
3: The Electric Reimu clone heads back to the arena, and stands around. The Electric Yuuka clone begins to tend to the sunflowers. She's doing it really well...somehow. Your not sure how electricity can do that.
3: You follow where the audience went, but you just end up at a large forest. There's no audience in sight.
The Electric Reimu begins to fizzle slightly. Seems this is as far as it can be from you.
> Try to burn the Angel alive.
5: You leave the Arena and head into the Angel Room and shoot fire at the Angel inside. (+1)
The Angel must Roll to Dodge.2: The Angel takes a direct hit. It's got burns all over. (3 turns left)
>"Uhhhh...well, yes, I was...come to think of it, where did he go...?"
>"Well Reimu, we're currently in a...well, a sort of pacifism...null zone, or something. Unless something goes awry, we can't consciously fight here. So please just wait a second, and I'll try to patch you up..."
>Actually try to help Reimu recover. Her dying at this point will be more on me than anyone else at this point, since I can save her right now.
Edit: >Realize I used 'at this point' twice in one sentence.
6-1=5: You telekinetically trick Reimu's brain into healing the wounds faster.
Reimu is no longer dying.At this point, "at this point" seems overused, but you don't really care because at this point, you're helping Reimu.(+1)
>Retrieve full teaset and brew new batch of tea.
>Share tea with anyone willing.
4-1=3: You brew some more tea, but there's much less than before.
3-1=2: No one around wants tea right now :c. (-1)
>Kill myself
>Kill someone not myself
>Raise waifu ship army
6-1=5: You kill yourself in a cool manner. You always wanted to go out that way. (+1)
1-1=0: You are dead and don't do that.
3-1=2: You raise an army of shipgirls, but they're undead and are quickly taken away by Komachi. She doesn't take you, which makes you feel left out. (-1. Total: 0)
>Realize I've been sitting around doing nothing for an entire discrete amount of time
>When in doubt, hit nearest person with book.
You'd love to smack someone with knowledge, but you are in Patorikku's No Fighting Zone, and can't attack. Your -1 will have to wait till next turn to be used.
Mukyuu...> Greet Yukari
> Hecatia - Ask what Yukari is even doing here with what is going on in Gensokyo
> Greet unknown being
6: You wave at Yukari. She waves back.
Hecatia: "So, why are you here Yukari?"
Yukari:
"Oh I'm just looking for people that look fun to use and mess with other people.Hecatia: "What's happening in Gensokyo right now?"
Yukari;
"Nothing much. Everyone's talking about Failure's music. Reimu and Marisa are sort of still trying to resolve the incident. Flowey's failing as he chases Reimu for her soul. He's amusing, so I'm using this girl to trick him into thinking it's another person. Her name's Madotsuki.6: You greet the girl named Madotsuki. She suddenly sprouts cat ears and a tail, then meows cutely. You, Yukari, Clownpiece, and Hecatia all inch closer to her when she does, almost subconsciously.
>"Look, a dead body!"
>Flee comically. Disregard what direction I go in, even if there's a wall. Or a ceiling. Or an Orin.
3: You point in a randon direction and tell Orin there's a dead body there, before running directly into her and falling on the ground.
"How did you get in here, and what was with all those other...
you's?" She asks.
>Construct a Tembot.
4+1=5: You make a Tembot. It's vibrating with excitement. (+1)
>For the next 3 turns, invert all EX Rules and roll effects. Repeat if failed.
>Revive if needed (and there are actions left).
3+3=6: You invert the EX Rule and roll effects.
Events:
Patorikku's No Fighting Zone is enveloping the Arena for 1 turn. No one inside can attack but they can still be attacked from outside.
Flowey: 4: attacks Reimu.
Reimu must Roll to Dodge6: Reimu dodges and tries to strike back, but cannot within the No Fighting Zone.
Reimu: 1: Reluctantly decides not to go after Flowey.
Marisa: 3: Tries to attack the Angel while weakened, and manages to kill it!
"You should've had stronger guardians Patchy."
Orin is talking to Mr. Jovial.
Moge-ko: 4: has successfully transformed Hating Hater's Booze Generator into a Mogeko generator.
Tembot is vibrating with excitement.
Hecatia, Clownpiece, Madotsuki and Raikaria/Sekibanki are chatting.
Yukari has gapped Madotsuki outside of the Arena.
Madotsuki(neko) has equipped the Knife Effect.
The Lamb is awaiting Evil Nazgul's request.
Kogasa is tearing up.
Inverted Ex Rules (3 turns remaining):
-1. There might not be much references because Google and I are having friendship problems.
-2.
GAP-3. The crowd/Audience, Ai participants, and many gods however
are invincible.
-4. THE BASIC RULES ARE
MEANT TO BE BROKEN ...-5. Suffer well. There's perma-death because I'm a horrible fiend.
6.
"If there are 3 6's in 1 situation, I; Satan, will resolve it without consent of the Dice." (Ex: You're being attacked by a fruit roll up. You roll a 6 and counter it! It rolls a 6 and counters you! You roll a 6 and counter it again summon Satan, who promptly devours the fruit roll up.)
"If you manage to get 3 6's over the span of 3 individual posts, I will give you a blessing."
"What, something wrong? Haven't you learned by now that I act without consent of the Dice?"-7. You are allowed -3 a
GAP"Oh dear, we can't go on while having a paradox now, can we?"7. You are allowed 3 actions per turn. "There, that should help."-8. You will be rewarded some way for dying.
Results of the Dice have also been flipped! 0=7 1=6 2=5 3=4 4=3 5=2 6=1 7=0. In short, hope for low rolls.
Locations:
Arena/Patorikku's No Fighting Zone(ironically...): Evil Nazgul/Azazel, DNAbc/Neruhime, qMyon, LaserTurtle, Patorikku, PX, HopeMetal, Cheez8, Hating Hater
Outside Arena: Flowey
Skies: Username
Underground Civilization/Casino: Moge-ko
Open Angel Room: Marisa, Old Guy
Garden of the Sun: Kogasa, Kasu, Electric Yuuka (Failure), Unknown umbrella woman
Forest?: Failure
Former Hell: Mr. Jovial, Orin
Dream World: Raikaria/Sekibanki, Clownpiece, Hecatia, Yukari, Madotsuki
Outside World: Searinox/Maribel, Renko
Bonuses for next possible rolls:
+1: Old Guy, Unmatched Sock, Hope♦Metal
-1: DNAbc/Neruhime, Kasu, qMyon, LaserTurtle
Status:
Evil Nazgul/Azazel: Fool Card. Pinkish homing laser ring. The Lamb.
Hating Hater: Mogeko Generator. Moge-ko.
Unmatched Sock: Worn Bandage. Telepathic.
PX: Permadead (at least until the rules go back to normal) Cause: Suicidal thoughts when rolling dice.
The Old Guy: They're the Avatar. Chekhov's Gun.
Patorikku: Welcome Hell Cape. Large Red Trident.
Username: Lightsaber. Giant robot.
Kasu: Nothing else mentionable.
DNAbc/Neruhime: Nothing else mentionable.
Searinox/Maribel: Welcome Hell Shirt.
Raikaria/Sekibanki: 3 floating heads. Welcome Hell Shirt.
qMyon: Teacup, with little tea. Umbrella.
Hope♦Metal: Desk Utensils. Tembot.
Failure: Pure Electric Guitar. Reimu Clone. Yuuka Clone.
Mr.Jovial: Just 1 of himself now. Welcome Hell Shirt.
Cheez8: Safety Scissors.
