This was supposed to be a cakewalk: a no-rcv, mostly dark dungeon should be steamrolled blind by A.Kirin...... it turned into a to-the-last-skill battle that i wish i had recorded

I don't think i ever had so much ridiculous bad luck in a single run, and that is saying something..... i have to thank the OPness of A.Kirin and commandercool's willingness to skill her up a bit that i managed to 0-stone it.
One detail that still boggle my mind: i literally got zero skyfalls for the entire run.
ZERO from start to finish in a no-rcv :X
"Ok, lets go"...... 2 wood orbs on starter board, run already over if Helldark uses Flash Bind :X
thanks God my only max-skilled LKali was up on first turn..... LKali's active OHKO
floor 2.... pre-emptive Hell Howl = no activable board. Try to clear as much as possible but i botch one match and i'm left with 2 jammers.
Death Bite = another no activable board. Clear again and eat poison match, leaving me with around 10k HP.
Death Bite = activable board! OHKO but i don't want to risk matching the poison, so from now on all my boards will have 2 jammers AND 3 poisons floating around
floor 3 and 4 everything decide to pop up on 1-turn, but here i have my one lucky strike and get activable boards both time.....
floor 5.... Demonic Stare = all subs bound for 4 turns and no activable board..... Game over?.... HERE COMES CCOOL TO THE RESCUE! :] His Kirin is up just in time to clear 3 binds, one round to clear the last one AND get an activable board then OHKO
floor 6.... I will be your opponent = 3 more poison orbs and no activable board.... Game over?.... MY SECOND UN-SKILLED LKALI IS UP!

Eat shit Luci!
floor 7.... "Ok, finally a normal activable board without trash and i have Athena, Verche and my Kirin up".... then i take a closer look at the board: 2 light orbs, 1 dark orb. :X
Paranoia kicks in : "It won't be enough, Blasphemy will fuck me up.....It won't be enough, Blasphemy will fuck me up....It won't be enough, Blasphemy will fuck me up...."
"Hello Espa, this is your rational mind. You remember that A.Kirin can clear 3 binds, right? Try to guess how many turns does Blasphemy binds...."
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Mephistopheles survive with basically one pixel of life

---> Blasphemy ----> A.Kirin ----> "UP YOURS BASTARDS!"
Never again, RNG..... never again please....