Welcome everyone to our new course "Spastic laws of probability in PAD".
Lets get this show on the road!
1)
- more than 8 months of random or deliberate farming for Verche's skillups ----> 0/80 (more or less)
- one random run of Light Carnival to reach the correct amount of exp right before Super King drops 4 Mystic Knights ----> 4/4
2)
- 5 days of wiping in JP in the Legendary Dragons normals due to orbtroll and low RCV despite pairing with DQXQ -----> cleared one of the 10 dragon normal dungeons
- 1 hour of saying "f*ck off orbtroll and DQXQ, double LKali and pray the Elder Gods" -----> cleared in one try every single one of them AND dropped Phoenix
3)
- farmed Dark Fairy non-stop for Pandora last time it came around----> 4/41
- cleared the levels of Blue Fairy for the stone ----> 3/4 AND finished maxing a Snow Globe Bleu with the trash drops, feeding him to uevo Sarasvati sitting at lv1..... SUPER
4)
- avoided for months Izanami Descended Mythical due to fear of the last 2 floors, unskilled subs and never a Beelze up to pair up with
- "F*ck Beelze, come here old pal Lu Bu, and f*ck the lucky bastards with Persephone, Pandora+Vamp+Haku+ADQ Hera-Ur (not a single one of them maxskilled)"
Pandora saves my ass when i accidentally send Dark Shining Divinegon <50% and eat a 17k hit , Vamp finishes off Tsukuyomi, Haku for dark Kagutsuchi BUUUUUT this is the moment when the game remember that it's an utter bastard....
ONE 3-orb clear while stalling against LIza skyfalls into a TWELVE COMBO that kills her while i still had 2 turns of skill-lock....
i survive the 2 turns against DIza then Ronia-Hera-Lu Bu ending in this:

for a second there i was ready to blow my top then i noticed that i won thanks to the fact that <50% she first binds Gods instead of attacking. And i dropped both Iza too. The uncontrollable smile was seriously hurting my jaw afterward
