Author Topic: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 95216 times)

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #750 on: September 02, 2015, 02:28:55 PM »
> Okay, something is definitely screwing with us.
> Head through the underbrush, away from the tree we just investigated.

>You make your way from the tree, pushing through the underbrush.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #751 on: September 02, 2015, 02:50:42 PM »
> Continue moving along until we get through the underbrush or observe anything significant (including the possibility that we're not actually getting anywhere), whichever comes first.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #752 on: September 02, 2015, 03:06:16 PM »
> Continue moving along until we get through the underbrush or observe anything significant (including the possibility that we're not actually getting anywhere), whichever comes first.

>You push your way through the brush, leaving the tree behind. After a few minutes, you reach the edge of the forest, stifling another yawn.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #753 on: September 02, 2015, 03:30:44 PM »
> Another one? We can't let this thing get to us. We're better than that!
> Take flight and head back into the sky.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #754 on: September 02, 2015, 03:49:14 PM »
> Another one? We can't let this thing get to us. We're better than that!
> Take flight and head back into the sky.

>You take flight, leaving the valley forest behind.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #755 on: September 02, 2015, 04:07:05 PM »
> Look down below again. Does anything unusual stand out?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #756 on: September 02, 2015, 04:32:15 PM »
> Look down below again. Does anything unusual stand out?

>You look down. Nothing about this mountain range, at least that you can see of it right now, really seems unusual.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #757 on: September 02, 2015, 04:40:17 PM »
> Fly to the next valley and look down and inspect that one.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #758 on: September 02, 2015, 05:11:45 PM »
> Fly to the next valley and look down and inspect that one.

>You move onward to another valley. This one is not forested, simply populated with a large amount of healthy brush and some scattered boulders. Nothings particularly out of place here.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #759 on: September 02, 2015, 05:22:23 PM »
> Keep inspecting valleys from the air until we find something unusual.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #760 on: September 02, 2015, 06:03:09 PM »
> Keep inspecting valleys from the air until we find something unusual.

>You proceed onward, flying over another valley, this one full of grass, then another that seems a bit marshy, then another that is thickly wooded. None of them really seem to stand out, nor do the mountains that separate them.
>As you pass over the fifth new valley, this one lightly wooded, you feel another yawn coming on, a fairly large one.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #761 on: September 02, 2015, 06:13:19 PM »
> Is there any way we could investigate our own yawning?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #762 on: September 02, 2015, 06:20:47 PM »
> Is there any way we could investigate our own yawning?

>What do you propose to do in that regard?

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #763 on: September 02, 2015, 06:48:12 PM »
> Is there some sort of Taoist introspection ritual that will allow ourselves to examine ourselves?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #764 on: September 02, 2015, 06:52:37 PM »
> Is there some sort of Taoist introspection ritual that will allow ourselves to examine ourselves?

>Not precisely, but there may be some value in meditation.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #765 on: September 02, 2015, 07:00:41 PM »
> Do we trust ourselves to meditate without falling asleep?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #766 on: September 02, 2015, 07:29:33 PM »
> Do we trust ourselves to meditate without falling asleep?

>Typically, yes. It would be extremely embarrassing. Right now...it may not hurt to have some kind of plan, you are feeling oddly tired.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #767 on: September 02, 2015, 07:41:43 PM »
> Could we meditate in the air and keep ourselves afloat?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #768 on: September 02, 2015, 08:08:49 PM »
> Could we meditate in the air and keep ourselves afloat?

>Maybe in more relaxed circumstances, though you've never actually tried it.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #769 on: September 02, 2015, 08:16:37 PM »
> Would we be able to keep ourselves awake via imminent threat of pain, such as positioning our sword so that, if we were to fall asleep and slump forward, we would cut ourselves?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #770 on: September 02, 2015, 08:41:38 PM »
> Would we be able to keep ourselves awake via imminent threat of pain, such as positioning our sword so that, if we were to fall asleep and slump forward, we would cut ourselves?

>You have no idea.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #771 on: September 02, 2015, 08:52:35 PM »
> What sort of stimulus would we usually use, or expect to be able to use, to keep us conscious enough to make sure we don't fall asleep, but also not interrupt our meditation focus? Something stereotypical like a waterfall is clearly out right now.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #772 on: September 02, 2015, 09:04:46 PM »
> What sort of stimulus would we usually use, or expect to be able to use, to keep us conscious enough to make sure we don't fall asleep, but also not interrupt our meditation focus? Something stereotypical like a waterfall is clearly out right now.

>You usually don't need to. Part of the problem is that focusing on an external stimulus is also counterproductive to meditating in general.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #773 on: September 02, 2015, 09:56:58 PM »
> Hmm.
> Don't let the yawn happen. Let's see how much control this entity really has over us in this illusionary land.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #774 on: September 02, 2015, 10:05:48 PM »
> Hmm.
> Don't let the yawn happen. Let's see how much control this entity really has over us in this illusionary land.

>You try to stifle the yawn, and find it rapidly becomes very uncomfortable.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #775 on: September 02, 2015, 11:01:17 PM »
> Fight it! Don't let that entity win! We are better than some insolent youkai tree!
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #776 on: September 02, 2015, 11:52:27 PM »
> Fight it! Don't let that entity win! We are better than some insolent youkai tree!

>You continue to stifle it, and find you are now more or less holding your breath, but more painfully than normal as your throat cries for release.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #777 on: September 02, 2015, 11:58:15 PM »
> Ugh, fine. Let it go.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #778 on: September 03, 2015, 12:02:03 AM »
> Ugh, fine. Let it go.

>You let it go, and don't yawn so much as gasp for breath unpleasantly for a few moments.

>_

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Re: Sword Quest IX - A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #779 on: September 03, 2015, 12:11:41 AM »
> Okay, we gotta do something about this. Do we remember approximately which valley had the tree that was missing its life force momentarily?
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"