Author Topic: MotK NFL Postseason Discussion - FF 2015 season is over (congrats PX!) (Read 89767 times)

Edible · « **Reply #150 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:45:33 PM »

Man, if he can't make it on the Browns, why in the world would you think he'd make it anywhere else, at any offensive position?

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #151 on:** September 10, 2015, 10:51:49 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 10, 2015, 10:45:33 PM

Man, if he can't make it on the Browns, why in the world would you think he'd make it anywhere else, at any offensive position?

Our #1 receiver is Ted Ginn. Our #2 couldn't catch a single important pass against the Patriots. Jerricho Cotchery is not listed as a starter. Boykin and Bersin both had better performances in the preseason than Brown, and yet are on the practice squad. Our beat receiver is our goddamn Tight End. Funchess has never caught a pass from Cam Newton.

The Browns have miserable QBs and it would be worth trying out EVERY FREE AGENT WR to see if they possibly have chemistry with Cam.

It's like having a V8 Mustang with no tires on any of the rims.

Edible · « **Reply #152 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:10:09 PM »

I know the Panthers are ass at wide receiver (see previous comment about drinking too much and drafting Funchess), but the Browns' top three are literally the corpse of Dwayne Bowe, Brian Hartline, and Andrew Hawkins (who admittedly I think is pretty good, but the Browns don't). They don't even have a receiving threat like Olsen on the team. And those are the starters. Pryor couldn't even beat out their backups.

With that said, I your point re:

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on September 10, 2015, 10:51:49 PM

The Browns have miserable QBs and it would be worth trying out EVERY FREE AGENT WR to see if they possibly have chemistry with Cam.

is quite reasonable.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #153 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:37:48 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 10, 2015, 11:10:09 PM

I know the Panthers are ass at wide receiver (see previous comment about drinking too much and drafting Funchess), but the Browns' top three are literally the corpse of Dwayne Bowe, Brian Hartline, and Andrew Hawkins (who admittedly I think is pretty good, but the Browns don't). They don't even have a receiving threat like Olsen on the team. And those are the starters. Pryor couldn't even beat out their backups.

I agree that the Browns are trash at that position, but two things:
1) lol Browns
2) it would not surprise me if the Browns were hedging their bets that Josh Gordon will be back next year and will not fuck up again.
3) I have the hope that maybe I'm wrong and Gettleman actually knows what he's doing.

Also, I've got my antenna set up and the picture looks great. I am ready for some FOOBAW!

EDIT: Zirene started Gronk so I can't even enjoy watching Brady play well

Edible · « **Reply #154 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:35:02 AM »

God damn, pats

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #155 on:** September 11, 2015, 02:51:49 AM »

BRADY ANGRY

BRADY SMASH

(though the game is a lot closer now)

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #156 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:01:04 AM »

I hate football again

Fucking

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #157 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:01:56 AM »

Steel Turnstile

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #158 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:11:30 AM »

WHERE IS ROGER

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #159 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:01:46 AM »

"OK Ben, I know it doesn't matter for the game but you gotta throw Nino a TD at the end for all the fantasy idiots out there"

PX · « **Reply #160 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:00:14 AM »

FUCK YOU STEELERS, COST ME MY $30 BET WITH A LAST SECOND TOUCHDOWN

Edible · « **Reply #161 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:32:39 PM »

Football o/

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #162 on:** September 13, 2015, 04:46:02 PM »

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME REAL FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #163 on:** September 13, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »

jason pierre-lol

PX · « **Reply #164 on:** September 13, 2015, 05:49:10 PM »

Chiefs still 0 WR TDs

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #165 on:** September 13, 2015, 06:09:13 PM »

CAR-JAX game is pretty bad. Hate to say it, but JAX is playing like the better team.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #166 on:** September 13, 2015, 06:58:56 PM »

Oh good, D-Jax is gonna be out multiple weeks after one overthrown target, and now I get to watch Harvin put on a show on the bench.

Edible · « **Reply #167 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:13:54 PM »

Quote from: Rin Kagamine on September 13, 2015, 06:09:13 PM

CAR-JAX game is pretty bad. Hate to say it, but JAX is playing like the better team.

*throws awful pick six*

PX · « **Reply #168 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:45:13 PM »

Johnny is getting killed by both his offense and the Jets defense. Fuck yeah!

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #169 on:** September 13, 2015, 08:19:25 PM »

Luke Kuechly concussed. Fuck football

EDIT:

Quote from: Edible on August 03, 2015, 11:55:23 PM

My apologies for preemptively adding ~~logs~~tires to the inevitable dumpster fire that is your team's 2015 season, but the only one walking out of EverBank with a victory on week 1 is the team that isn't from a state that rhymes with "vagina"

lmao

Edible · « **Reply #170 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:58:31 PM »

AT LEAST I'M WINNING IN FANTASY SPORTS

yuyukos · « **Reply #171 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:03:25 PM »

Whew, so this Mariota kid is pretty good at throwing a football eh.

Edible · « **Reply #172 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:17:46 PM »

Quote from: yuyukos on September 13, 2015, 11:03:25 PM

Whew, so this Mariota kid is pretty good at throwing a football eh.

Let's keep expectations in check here, this is the bucs

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #173 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Edible on September 13, 2015, 11:17:46 PM

Let's keep expectations in check here, this is the bucs

Yeah but holy shit did Winston look lost out there

PX · « **Reply #174 on:** September 13, 2015, 11:52:26 PM »

His first TD pass was pretty damn good though

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #175 on:** September 14, 2015, 12:05:05 AM »

I have Winston and Mike Evans on my team *sobs*

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #176 on:** September 14, 2015, 03:46:55 AM »

Me and Zirene having a barnburner right now, hell yeah football.

Edible · « **Reply #177 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:44:05 PM »

Dear Kilgamayan,

I am sorry for the unceremonious beating my team has delivered unto yours. I apologize for my kicker outscoring all but one player on your team. I truly feel bad that half your WRs are now injured, and your best scoring WR this week is on an offense that notoriously snubs wide receivers.

In an effort to extend the olive branch of friendship, I offer this token video. May it assuage your horrible, brutal loss this week.

http://streamable.com/oc6c

yuyukos · « **Reply #178 on:** September 14, 2015, 04:32:18 PM »

10/10, posts like this are the reason I play fantasy football.

PX · « **Reply #179 on:** September 14, 2015, 05:53:49 PM »

Me winning depends on the entire Eagles offense being able to score 70 more than Matt Ryan. Also Julio will be there to cancel him (please)