Author Topic: MotK NFL Postseason Discussion - FF 2015 season is over (congrats PX!)  (Read 89768 times)

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #150 on: September 10, 2015, 10:45:33 PM »
Man, if he can't make it on the Browns, why in the world would you think he'd make it anywhere else, at any offensive position?

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #151 on: September 10, 2015, 10:51:49 PM »
Man, if he can't make it on the Browns, why in the world would you think he'd make it anywhere else, at any offensive position?
Our #1 receiver is Ted Ginn. Our #2 couldn't catch a single important pass against the Patriots. Jerricho Cotchery is not listed as a starter. Boykin and Bersin both had better performances in the preseason than Brown, and yet are on the practice squad. Our beat receiver is our goddamn Tight End. Funchess has never caught a pass from Cam Newton.

The Browns have miserable QBs and it would be worth trying out EVERY FREE AGENT WR to see if they possibly have chemistry with Cam.

It's like having a V8 Mustang with no tires on any of the rims.

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #152 on: September 10, 2015, 11:10:09 PM »
I know the Panthers are ass at wide receiver (see previous comment about drinking too much and drafting Funchess), but the Browns' top three are literally the corpse of Dwayne Bowe, Brian Hartline, and Andrew Hawkins (who admittedly I think is pretty good, but the Browns don't).  They don't even have a receiving threat like Olsen on the team.  And those are the starters.  Pryor couldn't even beat out their backups.

With that said, I your point re:

The Browns have miserable QBs and it would be worth trying out EVERY FREE AGENT WR to see if they possibly have chemistry with Cam.

is quite reasonable.

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #153 on: September 10, 2015, 11:37:48 PM »
I know the Panthers are ass at wide receiver (see previous comment about drinking too much and drafting Funchess), but the Browns' top three are literally the corpse of Dwayne Bowe, Brian Hartline, and Andrew Hawkins (who admittedly I think is pretty good, but the Browns don't).  They don't even have a receiving threat like Olsen on the team.  And those are the starters.  Pryor couldn't even beat out their backups.
I agree that the Browns are trash at that position, but two things:
1) lol Browns
2) it would not surprise me if the Browns were hedging their bets that Josh Gordon will be back next year and will not fuck up again.
3) I have the hope that maybe I'm wrong and Gettleman actually knows what he's doing.

Also, I've got my antenna set up and the picture looks great. I am ready for some FOOBAW!

EDIT: Zirene started Gronk so I can't even enjoy watching Brady play well
« Last Edit: September 11, 2015, 01:38:06 AM by Rin Kagamine »

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #154 on: September 11, 2015, 02:35:02 AM »
God damn, pats

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #155 on: September 11, 2015, 02:51:49 AM »
BRADY ANGRY

BRADY SMASH

(though the game is a lot closer now)
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #156 on: September 11, 2015, 03:01:04 AM »
I hate football again

Fucking

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #157 on: September 11, 2015, 03:01:56 AM »
Steel Turnstile
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #158 on: September 11, 2015, 03:11:30 AM »
WHERE IS ROGER
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #159 on: September 11, 2015, 04:01:46 AM »
"OK Ben, I know it doesn't matter for the game but you gotta throw Nino a TD at the end for all the fantasy idiots out there"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #160 on: September 11, 2015, 05:00:14 AM »
FUCK YOU STEELERS, COST ME MY $30 BET WITH A LAST SECOND TOUCHDOWN

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #161 on: September 11, 2015, 05:32:39 PM »
Football o/

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #162 on: September 13, 2015, 04:46:02 PM »
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME REAL FOOTBALL!?!?!?!?

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #163 on: September 13, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »
jason pierre-lol
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #164 on: September 13, 2015, 05:49:10 PM »
Chiefs still 0 WR TDs

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2015, 06:09:13 PM »
CAR-JAX game is pretty bad. Hate to say it, but JAX is playing like the better team.

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #166 on: September 13, 2015, 06:58:56 PM »
Oh good, D-Jax is gonna be out multiple weeks after one overthrown target, and now I get to watch Harvin put on a show on the bench.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2015, 07:13:54 PM »
CAR-JAX game is pretty bad. Hate to say it, but JAX is playing like the better team.

*throws awful pick six*

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2015, 07:45:13 PM »
Johnny is getting killed by both his offense and the Jets defense. Fuck yeah!

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #169 on: September 13, 2015, 08:19:25 PM »
Luke Kuechly concussed. Fuck football

EDIT:
My apologies for preemptively adding logstires to the inevitable dumpster fire that is your team's 2015 season, but the only one walking out of EverBank with a victory on week 1 is the team that isn't from a state that rhymes with "vagina"
lmao
« Last Edit: September 13, 2015, 08:39:00 PM by Rin Kagamine »

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #170 on: September 13, 2015, 09:58:31 PM »
AT LEAST I'M WINNING IN FANTASY SPORTS :(

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #171 on: September 13, 2015, 11:03:25 PM »
Whew, so this Mariota kid is pretty good at throwing a football eh.
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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #172 on: September 13, 2015, 11:17:46 PM »
Whew, so this Mariota kid is pretty good at throwing a football eh.

Let's keep expectations in check here, this is the bucs

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #173 on: September 13, 2015, 11:27:27 PM »
Let's keep expectations in check here, this is the bucs
Yeah but holy shit did Winston look lost out there

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #174 on: September 13, 2015, 11:52:26 PM »
His first TD pass was pretty damn good though

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2015, 12:05:05 AM »
I have Winston and Mike Evans on my team *sobs*

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #176 on: September 14, 2015, 03:46:55 AM »
Me and Zirene having a barnburner right now, hell yeah football.

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #177 on: September 14, 2015, 02:44:05 PM »
Dear Kilgamayan,

I am sorry for the unceremonious beating my team has delivered unto yours.  I apologize for my kicker outscoring all but one player on your team.  I truly feel bad that half your WRs are now injured, and your best scoring WR this week is on an offense that notoriously snubs wide receivers.

In an effort to extend the olive branch of friendship, I offer this token video.  May it assuage your horrible, brutal loss this week.

http://streamable.com/oc6c

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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #178 on: September 14, 2015, 04:32:18 PM »
10/10, posts like this are the reason I play fantasy football.
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Re: MotK Fantasy Football 2015 - WE DID IT AGAIN
« Reply #179 on: September 14, 2015, 05:53:49 PM »
Me winning depends on the entire Eagles offense being able to score 70 more than Matt Ryan. Also Julio will be there to cancel him (please)